Random shower thoughts - Page 2

AliasMan02

12:45a, 11/29/22

AggieArchitect04 said:
Duckhook said:
I've wondered about the first person to eat an egg.

"Look, something came out of that bird's ass. Let's eat it!"

And how many times did they try something else before they figured out that was the only thing that came out of a bird's ass that they could eat?

When you really stop and think about what you're eating when you eat an egg, it's pretty ****ing disgusting.

So you don't think about it and just enjoy the deliciousness. Just like eating booty, I expect.

Ghost of Bisbee

1:52a, 11/29/22

In reply to AliasMan02

AliasMan02 said:
AggieArchitect04 said:
Duckhook said:
I've wondered about the first person to eat an egg.

"Look, something came out of that bird's ass. Let's eat it!"

And how many times did they try something else before they figured out that was the only thing that came out of a bird's ass that they could eat?

When you really stop and think about what you're eating when you eat an egg, it's pretty ****ing disgusting.

So you don't think about it and just enjoy the deliciousness. Just like eating booty, I expect.

Chicken eggs are byproducts of chicken periods, no?

-Ben There/R.C.

deer corn

3:55a, 11/29/22

In reply to AliasMan02

I don't understand what could possibly be delicious about eating ass.

Lex

6:47a, 11/29/22

In reply to Sea Speed

If my kids are boring as f and don't eat ass, I will be sad for them. Also since I don't suck at life and God loves me I was blessed with only boys. So I don't give a flying fart what they think. They literally are gross at the ages they are.

But if you see this in 10 years boys, I love you! Study hard.

jetch17

6:49a, 11/29/22

B-1 83

6:57a, 11/29/22

In reply to Sea Speed

Sea Speed said:
Lex said:
713nervy said:

- Why do people eat ass? I know it can be squeaky clean and all, but… is the motivation because they just really love the person with whom the ass belongs to? Is this a fetish thing of putting dirty things in your mouth?

Why? Well, it feels really good. I would suggest letting it happen at least once. I've had my ass eaten by plenty who didn't love me. A clean ******* is a beautiful thing.

Your kids are going to be so proud when they see this post in 10 years.

Meh…… Their non-binary Japanese made sex robot will do that and more, I suspect.

Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really

OCEN99

7:04a, 11/29/22

"Dropping a deuce" is a well-known saying, but why isn't "dropping an ace" similarly well known?

THE_CHOSEN_ONE

7:10a, 11/29/22

In reply to Sea Speed

Sea Speed said:
Lex said:
713nervy said:

- Why do people eat ass? I know it can be squeaky clean and all, but… is the motivation because they just really love the person with whom the ass belongs to? Is this a fetish thing of putting dirty things in your mouth?

Why? Well, it feels really good. I would suggest letting it happen at least once. I've had my ass eaten by plenty who didn't love me. A clean ******* is a beautiful thing.

Your kids are going to be so proud when they see this post in 10 years.

Well, considering her dad has already posted on this thread, I don't think she cares.

Lex

7:30a, 11/29/22

In reply to THE_CHOSEN_ONE

THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:
Sea Speed said:
Lex said:
713nervy said:

- Why do people eat ass? I know it can be squeaky clean and all, but… is the motivation because they just really love the person with whom the ass belongs to? Is this a fetish thing of putting dirty things in your mouth?

Why? Well, it feels really good. I would suggest letting it happen at least once. I've had my ass eaten by plenty who didn't love me. A clean ******* is a beautiful thing.

Your kids are going to be so proud when they see this post in 10 years.

Well, considering her dad has already posted on this thread, I don't think she cares.

You're mixing up your related peeps. While I'm one of 3 father/daughter texags poster sets mine didn't post in this thread nor does he venture here to the GB. He isn't into "clown shenanigans"

Anchorhold

7:33a, 11/29/22

thumbs up for shower shenanigans

Sea Speed

8:59a, 11/29/22

In reply to THE_CHOSEN_ONE

THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:
Sea Speed said:
Lex said:
713nervy said:

- Why do people eat ass? I know it can be squeaky clean and all, but… is the motivation because they just really love the person with whom the ass belongs to? Is this a fetish thing of putting dirty things in your mouth?

Why? Well, it feels really good. I would suggest letting it happen at least once. I've had my ass eaten by plenty who didn't love me. A clean ******* is a beautiful thing.

Your kids are going to be so proud when they see this post in 10 years.

Well, considering her dad has already posted on this thread, I don't think she cares.

Maybe one of her several baby daddys might dislike it. Or be turned on. Who knows.

Lex

9:08a, 11/29/22

In reply to Sea Speed

Sea Speed said:
THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:
Sea Speed said:
Lex said:
713nervy said:

- Why do people eat ass? I know it can be squeaky clean and all, but… is the motivation because they just really love the person with whom the ass belongs to? Is this a fetish thing of putting dirty things in your mouth?

Why? Well, it feels really good. I would suggest letting it happen at least once. I've had my ass eaten by plenty who didn't love me. A clean ******* is a beautiful thing.

Your kids are going to be so proud when they see this post in 10 years.

Well, considering her dad has already posted on this thread, I don't think she cares.

Maybe one of her several baby daddys might dislike it. Or be turned on. Who knows.

Alllllllllll 2. Soooooo manyy. I'm sure more girls have refused to marry you than I have baby daddies. Thanks for being a bag of *******s though.

THE_CHOSEN_ONE

9:14a, 11/29/22

In reply to Lex

That's a relief, for some reason I thought Agasaurus Rex was your dad.

gigemJTH12

9:47a, 11/29/22

In reply to Sea Speed

Sea Speed said:
THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:
Sea Speed said:
Lex said:
713nervy said:

- Why do people eat ass? I know it can be squeaky clean and all, but… is the motivation because they just really love the person with whom the ass belongs to? Is this a fetish thing of putting dirty things in your mouth?

Why? Well, it feels really good. I would suggest letting it happen at least once. I've had my ass eaten by plenty who didn't love me. A clean ******* is a beautiful thing.

Your kids are going to be so proud when they see this post in 10 years.

Well, considering her dad has already posted on this thread, I don't think she cares.

Maybe one of her several baby daddys might dislike it. Or be turned on. Who knows.

jesus

MouthBQ98

9:53a, 11/29/22

Directly, or through inaction, poor choices that caused a chain of events arguably resulting in the death of someone else?

boy09

9:59a, 11/29/22

In reply to 713nervy

713nervy said:
OOH OOH! I have these!!!! These were mine from last night with exception to the first.

- Who was the first person to eat a lobster? Who looked at THAT animal and thought, "I'm gonna put that in my mouth"?

Wasn't lobster originally considered a poor man's food when European settlers came over? Eating it probably came out of necessity.

Quote:
- Why do women fairly universally overpack underwear? How did we come to do that, myself included?

As a man, i overpack underwear also. Going out of town for the weekend? Better pack all of the underwear i own... Never can be too cautious.

Ghost of Bisbee

10:55a, 11/29/22

Speaking of Lex's baby daddies, what ever happen to leakypipes?

-Ben There/R.C.

Know Your Enemy

11:12a, 11/29/22

In reply to 713nervy

713nervy said:
- Why do people eat ass? I know it can be squeaky clean and all, but… is the motivation because they just really love the person with whom the ass belongs to? Is this a fetish thing of putting dirty things in your mouth?

Isn't the obvious answer "to please their partner"?

BBRex

11:54a, 11/29/22

In reply to Know Your Enemy

I just figured it was somebody who was tired of eating the same thing every night.

Sea Speed

11:58a, 11/29/22

Being alive in the food trial and error period of human existence must have been awful.

Lex

12:37p, 11/29/22

In reply to Ghost of Bisbee

Ghost of Bisbee said:
Speaking of Lex's baby daddies, what ever happen to leakypipes?

He got banned by Charpie and is now in a rebel group of texags haters on discord.

Lex

12:38p, 11/29/22

In reply to THE_CHOSEN_ONE

That's another posters dad. But he's the sweetest.

713nervy

12:52p, 11/29/22

Here's another round from my shower last night. You guys are so lucky to have me.

- How can we improve on the speculum? I'm not sure that we can.
- Why does my gynecologist hug me when I see him every year? It's not in a creepy way, but is that normal? Do other people's doctors give them hugs?
- What do parents do with their kids' teeth after it's picked up by the Tooth Fairy? Make a necklace? Wouldn't that be really sweet? Why would that be weird?
- Where do I want my ashes to be spread when I die?

713nervy

12:53p, 11/29/22

Maybe this is what I should start putting on the good morning thread instead of my mindless garble.

Ags4DaWin

12:57p, 11/29/22

In reply to 713nervy

Sounds like u recently had your annual or that one is coming up soon.

I would think that the hug is a little creepy.

My shower thoughts would either turn on someone or make them run in horror.

Sounds like they would pique Lex's curiosity.

713nervy

1:11p, 11/29/22

In reply to Ags4DaWin

I do - it's on Thursday but I need to move it since I'm still out of town.

Lex

1:12p, 11/29/22

In reply to Ags4DaWin

Ags4DaWin said:
Sounds like u recently had your annual or that one is coming up soon.

I would think that the hug is a little creepy.

My shower thoughts would either turn on someone or make them run in horror.

Sounds like they would pique Lex's curiosity.

713nervy

1:14p, 11/29/22

So that's not your dad, either? 10-4. I'm gonna start a list.

Lex

1:16p, 11/29/22

In reply to 713nervy

713nervy said:
Here's another round from my shower last night. You guys are so lucky to have me.

- 1)How can we improve on the speculum? I'm not sure that we can.
- 2)Why does my gynecologist hug me when I see him every year? It's not in a creepy way, but is that normal? Do other people's doctors give them hugs?
-3) What do parents do with their kids' teeth after it's picked up by the Tooth Fairy? Make a necklace? Wouldn't that be really sweet? Why would that be weird?
-4) Where do I want my ashes to be spread when I die?

1). Idk but I hate it. It is uncomfortable. I'd rather have another c-section than have that thing shoved in my honey hole again.

2). Me and mine do a high five and a fist bump. Idk, maybe he wants you to feel comfortable? I hug my nurse though. She's the best.

3). I don't. Tooth fairy gets them and they are discarded. Do people keep them? That's a thing? Like a nasty box of old raisins.

4). I insist on being mixed into a shake and given to the love of my life and as he finishes my best friend tell him,"now she will be part of you forever"….. or you know, in a river or something

Lex

1:17p, 11/29/22

In reply to 713nervy

I can tell you which one he is or we can make a game out of who isn't till he's the only one left. Up to you.

maroon barchetta

1:45p, 11/29/22

In reply to 713nervy

713nervy said:
So that's not your dad, either? 10-4. I'm gonna start a list.

Franklin's Spreadsheet

Dr. Nefario

2:27p, 11/29/22

In reply to Lex

713nervy said:

- Why do people eat ass? I know it can be squeaky clean and all, but… is the motivation because they just really love the person with whom the ass belongs to? Is this a fetish thing of putting dirty things in your mouth?

If you want to go in the back door, you have to knock first.

maroon barchetta

2:32p, 11/29/22

ABATTBQ11

10:10p, 11/29/22

If you fart in a space suit, there's nowhere for it to go.

Brian Earl Spilner

10:16p, 11/29/22

Tongue punching fart boxes.