Random shower thoughts
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Lex
5:45p, 7/13/24
In reply to Ags4DaWin
I babysat for a family where the wife killed the husband
Tecolote
6:18p, 7/13/24
In reply to Ags4DaWin
Ags4DaWin said:

Lex said:

Aggie Dad 26 said:

Lex said:

More than we expect, I'm sure.

I assume if I'm in a room with 10 people at least 3 have killed somebody.


Proof all women are a minimum, 19% evil


RUDE

Well the only people who would have such a thought as yours are people who have seriously considered murder themselves or people who have committed a murder or known someone who committed a murder.

To everyone outside those 3 demographics the thought of murder is so unusual and alien it would never cross their mind that murder was common in the general population.

Women enjoy true crime stuff because they have had similar thoughts and want to explore those fantasies in a safe way that has zero reprecussions.
Wow, you are being too rough in her. Where I live I assume it's more like at least 5 out of the 10 in the room have.
Lex
6:42p, 7/13/24
In reply to Tecolote
Some people just don't know.
You can't blame him for his innocence.
NoahAg
7:09p, 7/13/24
In reply to Lex
Lex said:

I babysat for a family where the wife killed the husband

Need more details. Or a link to the Lifetime movie or Dateline episode.
NoahAg
7:11p, 7/13/24
In reply to Lex
Lex said:

-What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?
-If bald people work in a restaurant, do they still need to wear a hairnet?
-Which one would you prefer: have no nose but have really good smelling fingers or be blind but have a really nice smile?
-Why is sandwich meat round when bread is square?
-If man developed from monkeys, how do we still have monkeys?
-If you had the chance to invent a country, what would you name it?
-How many is too many?

The cheap sandwich meat is square.
713nervy
11:32a, 7/15/24
Birds have teeny tiny eyes and yet can see crazy good and far.
Lex
12:32p, 7/15/24
In reply to 713nervy
Birds aren't real.
Anchorhold
7:08a, 8/9/24
How many prisoners get regular christmas cards and vacation pictures from their victims? Just as a "You're in there, I'm out here, **** you."
Brian Earl Spilner
12:48p, 8/9/24
Why do Brits say "tomah-to" but don't do that for potato?
TXAG 05
2:42p, 8/9/24
In reply to Brian Earl Spilner
Brian Earl Spilner said:

Why do Brits say "tomah-to" but don't do that for potato?


Because they are stupid euro trash.
CobyRiley
10:45p, 8/25/24
I found this video and just watched it for 10 minutes, forgetting that I needed to work.
713nervy
12:35p, 8/29/24
Do worms ever get diarrhea because they eat something bad?
maroon barchetta
12:54p, 8/29/24
In reply to 713nervy
713nervy said:

Do worms ever get diarrhea because they eat something bad?


Do worms eat something that gives them worms?
Sea Speed
2:50p, 8/29/24
Nervy always talkin bout dookie
713nervy
11:10p, 8/30/24
What do you think Henry Cavill is doing this weekend? Do you think he's thinking about me?
maroon barchetta
7:02a, 8/31/24
In reply to 713nervy
By thinking of you, do you mean hiding from stalkers?
713nervy
10:59p, 9/1/24
Is doobie not the funniest slang for pot, ever?
maroon barchetta
11:00p, 9/1/24
In reply to 713nervy
No, but hippie lettuce is.
maroon barchetta
11:06p, 9/1/24
In reply to 713nervy
Or "the chronic".
Sweating BulletS
11:46a, 9/2/24
In reply to 80s Guy
80s Guy said:

Flashdiaz said:

I think of the science on why farts smell worse in the shower.
hot moist air intensifies the methane stank
And, they are not filtered by the clothes you are wearing.
Lex
2:39p, 9/5/24
I try to keep it to like 1 cat in the house because if you die a cat will eat you. A dog won't.
NoahAg
4:11p, 9/5/24
In reply to Lex
Lex said:

I try to keep it to like 1 cat in the house because if you die a cat will eat you. A dog won't.

I don't think that's true. Dogs have been known to eat their dead owners.
Lex
6:08p, 9/5/24
In reply to NoahAg
Well *****
TX_COWDOC
7:58p, 9/6/24
In reply to Lex
Really? What's your reference for this?
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Lex
8:00p, 9/6/24
In reply to TX_COWDOC
I thought I read it but you know what, I like reading and I coulda been dreaming about reading. It could literally be a false flag I planted in my own head.
TX_COWDOC
8:00p, 9/6/24
In reply to NoahAg
An old man from my home town kept a bunch of ferrel hogs he trapped. One day he went missing. Sheriff found most of his bones.

Seems he had a heart attack in the pen and the rest sorta took care of itself.
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Lex
8:02p, 9/6/24
In reply to TX_COWDOC


Theo Von is where I heard it. I love that guy.
Lex
8:03p, 9/6/24
In reply to TX_COWDOC
For a second I was really beginning to think it was just me and a fever dream.
Tanya 93
8:13p, 9/6/24
In reply to Lex
Lex said:

I try to keep it to like 1 cat in the house because if you die a cat will eat you. A dog won't.


Ramsay Bolton says hold my dog biscuit
TX_COWDOC
8:14p, 9/6/24
Damn. Gonna get rid of my cat!
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Lex
8:18p, 9/6/24
In reply to TX_COWDOC
Don't punish the predator. It's just doing what it do.
Lex
8:19p, 9/6/24
In reply to Tanya 93
Tanya 93 said:

Lex said:

I try to keep it to like 1 cat in the house because if you die a cat will eat you. A dog won't.


Ramsay Bolton says hold my dog biscuit


I forgot that.

He said *labradors* won't eat their owner.
Anchorhold
9:14a, 10/5/24
If the metric system is so great then why are cokes always 0.5 liters or 500 mL and never half liter or 5 deciliters?
Brian Earl Spilner
10:04p, 10/8/24
You ever think about how it's dark in your refrigerator when you're not looking in it?
Anchorhold
7:46a, 12/31/24
How much do the astronauts stuck on the ISS hate sunrises and Phil Dunphy by now?
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