Are you big spoon or little spoon?

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8:56a, 9/17/25

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I prefer to be big spoon because I need to be free to get the hell out of there when I want. Don't touch me once I get serious about sleeping.

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The AntAGonist

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9:02a, 9/17/25

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I am the Big Spoon. Always. I am 6 foot 290. My wife is 5 11 and is Viking. My first nations name would be Always Big Spoon. End of story.

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9:15a, 9/17/25

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Switch spooner here. I like it when I can rest my back against her huge pillows! Me in big spoon usually results in....no sleep for a couple hours.

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9:17a, 9/17/25

Nm

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9:20a, 9/17/25

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The spoon that forks on her side, then goes back to his side to sleep.

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9:34a, 9/17/25

My spoon is too big.

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9:38a, 9/17/25

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Spork.

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9:46a, 9/17/25

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I'm the cannonball.

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10:19a, 9/17/25

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I'm more of a spork. The KFC kind to be precise.

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In reply to 713nervy • 12:08p, 9/17/25

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713nervy said:
I prefer to be big spoon because I need to be free to get the hell out of there when I want. Don't touch me once I get serious about sleeping.

Just wanted to say, if you're a man and you feel weird about being the little spoon, just imagine your lady as a jet pack instead of a big spoon and it's much easier to feel manly while you're being held like a widdle baby.

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10:02a, 9/18/25

once the cash transaction has occurred i dont need a spoon

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10:09a, 9/18/25

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... came here to discuss ice cream, chili and gumbo...