How come some poops float and other poops sink?

If your poop has a lot of fart in it, it will float. If it doesn't have a lot of fart in it, it sinks.

high fat content, fiber content, or pancreatic cancer.

Also does the pope poop in the woods?

I've always wanted to poop in space.

Is that wrong?

Since the delicate geniuses can't be bothered to answer, I will.

Poop that floats likes you and wants to be closer to you. Poop that sinks can't wait to get away from you and hates you. Or, sometimes the poop has committed a crime and is trying to make the getaway. Ever heard of a turdburgler? That is a poop that won't float. It is trying to get away from the scene of the crime.

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Fiber content.

That being said, worthwhile use of this board. Bravo.

This seems appropriate here.

If it floats, you're probably fat. Ginormous Ag has probably never seen a sinking poop.

Drinking too many carbonated beverages or carbonated water.

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