and forgot about my kid's tooth

I'll be writing a letter to the UIL about this

NormanEH said:

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and forgot about my kid's tooth

I'll be writing a letter to the UIL about this

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Maybe the Tooth Fairy needs a doctor's note for the sick day?

blame the government shutdown and/or AI

Tooth fairy is busy this time of year. She doesn't have the same efficiency as Santa

The Tooth Fairy is a thin black man.

Put the money somewhere semihidden and say it must have fallen down when the kid moved in their sleep.

Back in the day, our son put his tooth in the mouth of a plastic dinosaur. We were going crazy trying to find the dang tooth and gave up and left a note from the tooth fairy that she tried to find the tooth but could not. He later said if the tooth fairy was real she would know where to find it.

This personality should have been a heads-up for us!!!!

Last time the tooth fairy in our house had a few too many on that night.. my kid got a $20.
I swear it was a $5!

My step dad's mom kept all f his baby teeth. We found them among her things when she passed. That was creepy AF

When I was a kid, the tooth fairy left a check. The check bounced. I've practiced excellent oral hygiene ever since.