Quadruple amputee, professional cornhole player charged with murder

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AggieArchitect04
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Sounds like he finally lost his head.

https://apple.news/AfdYeecJ6SduvktdUHia49w
JMac03
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This is where I first saw it. Funny if you have the Tikky Tok

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkR8e8p6/
THE_CHOSEN_ONE
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How does he drive? How does he play cornhole? How does he aim and shoot a gun?
AgTrip
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He was disarmed. He pleaded not guilty, trying to point the finger at someone else I guess!
THE_CHOSEN_ONE
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THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

How does he drive? How does he play cornhole? How does he aim and shoot a gun?


I guess this answers how he plays cornhole and holds a gun, but how does he pull the trigger?

IIIHorn
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THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

How does he drive? How does he play cornhole? How does he aim and shoot a gun?


I guess this answers how he plays cornhole and holds a gun, but how does he pull the trigger?




I am no longer stumped by this.
Gnome Sayin
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Have him drawn and quartered
ErnestEndeavor
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Is it still a handgun if the person shooting it has no hands?
The AntAGonist
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Murder, you say? Hmm, something's missing.
DannyDuberstein
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Did the cops wrap him up with bungee cord?
Wolfpac 08
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I was going to make a pun, but I'd be going out on a limb
Ginormus Ag
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They just dropped him in a cotton sack and sewed it up.

Then took turns playing corn hole with him.
IIIHorn
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So, was he disarmed or not?
jokershady
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JMac03 said:

This is where I first saw it. Funny if you have the Tikky Tok

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkR8e8p6/
all that tick tock did was send me down a 5 minute rabbit hole regarding Gerald the Dolphin….

Wow Internet….wow
DannyDuberstein
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He's basically going to be a real life Fleshlight in prison
mickeyrig06sq3
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DannyDuberstein said:

He's basically going to be a real life Fleshlight in prison

Goes from playing cornhole to...
BadMoonRisin
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They're calling him Jack Can't Reacher
Oldfart2
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When this goes to court, he won't have a leg to stand on.
ThunderFighter06
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I'm here for the puns. Thank you and keep 'em coming!
Southlake
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He's talented - he plays first base on his softball team…
Biz Ag
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Gotta hand it to him - he though he'd get away with it.
IIIHorn
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The top photo could potentially depict two mats.
TexasRebel
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Since he's in hot water can we call him Bob?
Wolfpac 08
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In order to pull this off, I think he'd have to be a bit more limber..

(I'm gonna make this "limb" pun work, dammit!)
ABATTBQ11
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All his attorney has to do is put him on the stand. It'll be pretty obvious to any jury that an unarmed man can't possibly shoot someone.
Rick Dalton
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Definitely the gun's fault on this one.
JMac03
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ABATTBQ11 said:

All his attorney has to do is put him on the stand. It'll be pretty obvious to any jury that an unarmed man can't possibly shoot someone.


Did you see his youtube videos shooting a gun?
javajaws
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I hear he's got an endorsement deal for the Sig P320!
Dr. Nefario
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I heard he's pleading guilty to the lesser charge of arson.
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CharleyKerfeld
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His defense attorney says he's not a flight risk.

I couldn't stop laughing after reading that.

Apparently he killed the guy in self defense after an argument that involved "drugs, guns, and a woman". America needs to know who this woman is.

https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/48368530/amputee-cornhole-pro-denied-bond-murder-case
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