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Ever feel like you didn't actually go to college?

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Ginormus Ag said:

I remember being around hundreds of beautiful girls every day with fantastic bodies wearing tight fitting clothing and smiles on their faces.

Then you graduate, get a job and you are around fat, 40+ year old cat ladies all day who ***** about everything and try to stab you in the back.
the non-fat 40+ year olds when you're the new hire 22 year old are a lot of fun. At Thursday night margarita happy hour, you're basically just a target/sitting duck.
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How did I find my classes within a building? How did I know to get around without Google Maps?

You stared at a physical campus map until a hot blonde/brunette/redhead walked up and asked if they could help you. If you hit it off, you added her name and number to your little black book.

Kids today don't know what they're missing, their GPS on phones is robbing them of an easy way to meet people.
Allen Aggie
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one safe place said:

Decay said:

I was there for nine years. It took basically a decade to stop waking up and thinking I was late for a damn class

My parents were not able to provide any financial support, and I needed to get my degree and go to work. For 10 or so years after graduation, I would have a recurring dream that I went to one of my classes for some subject on the first day, but did not ever go to any classes the rest of the semester for that particular course. It was time for the final exam and I could not remember where the class was in order to go and take the test, thus would not graduate. A few times I had night sweats over that scenario.

Mine was pretty much the same. I just all of a sudden realized that I was signed up for the class but forgot all about it and had not attended class all semester. Horrible dream!
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Tecolote said:

wtf - forty years later I still wake up from a dream of a missed final or getting my grades and realizing I never went to a class I didn't know I had signed up for!


Reading this being posted over and over brings me solace. I seriously thought I was the only one that had these weirdo dreams.
Decay
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And here I thought they'd go away since I haven't had one in a while.
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I noticed I only had the "I forgot to attend/finish this class" dream when I was incredibly stressed or worried about something. Once the situation went away, the dreams stopped.
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The first week of class I thought I would be smart and call a corps escort to take me to class because I figured they would know campus best. They sent a fish who knew campus less than me and I ended up having to lead him to the place anyway.
austinAG90
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I wake up everyday praying I don't receive another call;

"Hi, you're my biological father, I don't want anything I just would like to know my family history. Oh, you're successful, can I have some money ?"
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