URGENT: I need facts.

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MosesHallRAB
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So we're starting this campaign of flyers and "table tents" that go on the tables in Sbisa and the underground and where everyone eats. Basicly its just things that have interesting things about Bonfire and anything bonfire related. We're doing this to spark more interest and conversations about our greatest tradition. What I need from you Ags is anything you would want people to know about Bonfire to go on these standup flyers that could start a conversation and get people talking about Bonfire.

Thanks and Gig'Em
Keegan99
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How about something like this to prompt some discussion:

"Perimeter poles were awarded to the six dorms that demonstrated the highest levels of motivation and participation at cut. Could your dorm have earned one?"
WillD
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You need to have underground bonfire building clubs with rules, similar to Fight Club.

How about, "Did you know that Bonfire Pots used to be on Hall Council and represented RHA?"
MosesHallRAB
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WillD, our crew chiefs were on hall council until this year. They removed themselves because Craig Rotter used it to get the crew chiefs in trouble in order to remove them from the dorms and destroy the crew chief traditiona and bonfire as a whole. Craig Rotter is a bad bad man, well hes not even a man.
MosesHallRAB
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Oh yea.. and thanks guys for the input!
WillD
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You ever heard of or met Ketchup, Boom Boom, or Stinky? They were at Moses around 89-90. I can't remember if the Moses lines had real names on them or just nicknames.
Keegan99
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FCR
MosesHallRAB
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Im '06, the oldest moses guy I've met was Schwindt class of '93, he came to our bonfire. There was a guy that was class of '88 i think that came to midnight yell with us one time this year. But other than that don't know them, either that or I don't remember. We all have nicknames, its been that way since everyone can recall, but on the crew chief pots they use last names with their crew chief year.
fossil_ag
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Pre-1950 Bonfire (At that time Aggie Bonfire was located in the middle of Simpson Drill Field. Except for trucks to haul logs from cut to the field, no other powered equipment was involved.)

["the Story of Texas A&M", George Sessions Perry, McGraw-Hill, Copyright 1951, pp40]

"Yet from the standpoint of symbolic solidarity of the Corps with the football team, the pinnacle is reached just before Thanksgiving when the annual Bonfire is held.
The size and heft of the stack of wood to be burned means a lot. In the first place, a great deal of heavy rigging tackle and so on is employed to raise the center pole, the spine of the Bonfire, without which a disgraceful collapse of the pile might subsequently occur. Thereafter students set about the business of gathering fuel, which consists of almost anything inflammable this side of nitroglycerin, but is primarily constituted of wood which the students themselves have cut from land which the owners (and the college itself) wished to have cleared.
As the time draws near for the annual gridiron battle between A. and M. and the University of Texas, which as you may have heard, is the state's oldest football feud, it is also customary for the students of the University to hold a bonfire, and it is the avowed purpose of each student body to set off the other's ahead of schedule.
At Bonfire time A. and M. is actually an armed camp. All persons entering or leaving are screened at the edge of the campus by jeep-borne sentries.The campus itself is patrolled by walkie-talkie-bearing infantry, while mobile fire-fighting equipment is on hand to extinguish any premature blaze. Yet, in 1948, despite all these precautions, some University students armed with incendiaries piled into a plane, made an air attack on the A. and M. Bonfire pile and dropped their missiles. While this imaginative approach to the problem failed, the rumor was soon current that at least one Aggie had maintained steady rifle fire on the plane from the roof of his dormitory throughout the attack."..


At that time Bonfire belonged to the Fish of that year.....and it was their "privilege" to provide the grunt labor to cut, carry, and build it....as supervised by the upper classmen. (Yell leaders were in charge of the stack.) Bonfire brought all Fish together in one major collaborative effort....the largest any of them had ever been involved in.....and each class took great pride in their engineering feat. When Bonfire was lighted the Fish had been molded into one cohesive unit...and they had passed their test for admission into the Corps.

Another factoid: In 1952 a few nights before Bonfire a former student flying a navy training plane power-dived at the stack I suppose to give us guards a thrill....He pulled out too abruptly, the wings ripped off and the plane crashed where Olsen Field now stands. Wing tanks ripped off the wings and fell on the Drill Field and scared the begeezus out of a couple hundred Fish guards who thought they were being bombed. The cry went out in all dorms "TEA-SIPS ON SULLY" and the entire Corps turned out in minutes....that was one crazy night because no one had the foggiest idea what was going on....but we sure didn't go near the bombs!! (wing tanks)

jobu93
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I knew Ketchup Boom Boom and Stinky. they were chiefs the same year as me. I was across the quad in Moore.

I'll never forget this picture. One day while walking to the woods, one of our fish found some ground that was really mushy. It wasn't mud, but it wasnt solid either. It was like a water bed moving.

Well, Stinky comes over (Moses was walking right behind us) and he starts marching in place on this earth. Eventually he starts sinking into the ground, and is enveloped about 5 inches under his kneecaps. He now starts doing a great impression of Dorf. Well, he tries to get out, and realizes he's stuck. Me and one of our other chiefs try to get him out, but the S.O.B. is really caught. By this time, his crewchief brothers come over, assess the situation, and start p*ssing on him. At this point, we catch up to our dorm.

Moses guys were cool in small groups, but get em together and they'd start pissing on each other.

Strange *******s.
GCRanger
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Fossil_Ag, I am glad to see some of the old army Bonfire stories on here. My dad is class of '52 and '57 (masters) and I grew up hearing about these very things.

Moses I think you should stress how Bonfire was originally a trash pile and in a tee pee shape for a long time. the wedding cake style isn't that old.

Gig 'Em '99
Billy from Arkansas
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quote:
You ever heard of or met Ketchup, Boom Boom, or Stinky? They were at Moses around 89-90. I can't remember if the Moses lines had real names on them or just nicknames.

I've only heard of Stinky - but that's all I needed...I think Stinky was brothers with Baby Huey - and I met Baby Huey once. We drank in my room (Moses 401) and he told old stories about back when DG had men and when there were no locks on the outer doors...and the hell that came down when the DG men were forced to move into Crocker while they remodeled...

Good stuff....

RAB - it's Schwinn - and you have no idea how much pain one human can tolerate until you've seen Schwinn single handledly try to take a CT's perimeter pole, or parade around the Moses Quad with his pants around his ankles wearing Walton's Yellowpot on his head!

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Well, he tries to get out, and realizes he's stuck. Me and one of our other chiefs try to get him out, but the S.O.B. is really caught. By this time, his crewchief brothers come over, assess the situation, and start p*ssing on him. At this point, we catch up to our dorm.

The funny thing is, about halfway through this story when I read he got stuck, the first thing I thought was "I bet they p!ssed on him"
Billy from Arkansas
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Moses I think you should stress how Bonfire was originally a trash pile and in a tee pee shape for a long time. the wedding cake style isn't that old.

I think you absolutley should not focus on this crap that the University throws out anyway...Everybody knows this, or at least should.

Focus on why Bonfire was FUN - the old songs, Sbisa yell, the urge the scream PICK IT UP even today whenever I hear something hit the floor...

Dorm rivalries, Mortal Kombat, Parking lot wars, Head shavings, the H-word (HAZING), Pluckin the pumpkin (don't ask), dorm yells - like this one

DG DIKES
RIDE BIKES
WITHOUT SEATS!

A-Whoop

or

MOORE HALL TRUCKERS
FAT MOTHER F&C(ERS
SITTIN ON THE BENCHES ALL DAY

Or

CROCKER C0CKS
SOFT AS SOCKS
LIMPEST D!CKS ON CAMPUS

Or

DUNN HALL
<who the hell is dunn hall?>

OR

REAL MEN CUT
P&SSIES LOAD

Or

WALTON LOADS
THEIR ROOMATES!

WillD
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...Cut down the trees, buck, and load
Walton does the last one 'til their roommate explode'...

http://www.aorbonfire.com/buildthehell.html
ChipFTAC01
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Billy,

When did you live in Moses?

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Billy from Arkansas
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Aston 95-96 (big stupid freshmen mistake)
Moses 96-98 (much better)
Aggie99
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I really liked Keegans first post. I think that would be a great idea, along with FAQs, etc.

Oveta Builds BTHOB93
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Scwinn was class of '95. I knew Weenis, ******* Chris, Adam from Moses. Just thought I'd share.
Oveta Builds BTHOB93
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and I know what plucking the pumpkin is.
TIGOL97
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I can't believe that noone has mentioned setting the Moses fish on fire...even Billy who got the pumpkin incident. My personal fav was when all the tiolets mysteriously got thrown out the windows.

I agree that any flyers should not just repeat what is generally available (whitewashed history) through the university. Focus on the fun and camraderie.

I miss grode stories - Bart from Walton was the best. Nothing is funnier than skull******* Cindy Brady.
Oveta Builds BTHOB93
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or the Olsen twins.
Billy from Arkansas
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I can't believe that noone has mentioned setting the Moses fish on fire...even Billy who got the pumpkin incident. My personal fav was when all the tiolets mysteriously got thrown out the windows.

I WAS THE MOSES FISH SETTER-ON-FIRE!!!!

I might have even set YOU on fire!!!!

cool

Oh, I remember toilet night....and so does Nik and Fat Baby
Texas Yarddog
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Thank you for the memories.

Yes, Bart had the greatest stories. He actually linked Alvin and the Chipmunks, Cindy Brady and the Olsen Twins in one huge f***ed up grode story.

I knew most of the Moses guys and remember when Colby plucked the pumpkin (mind you, I wasn't there). Schwin, Alkov, Andre, and Ethan were good friends.

Some of my favorite memories - Sbisa yells, balcony surfing, 5th floor Schuhmacher, sending freshmen to find a stump vaporizer, bark scraper, or log staightener (left-handed, gas powered, with the foam grip), hoagies for lunch at cut, the infamous stripper cut, and a couple of sex-pots from Legett

FYW
Billy from Arkansas
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The left handed old army tree fall indicator with the # 7 analog display (NOT the #8 digital display - for that display caused the death of Mike Williams in 1993 when the thing malfunctioned)

TheStallion
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How about this: "In honor of the many who have lost their lives through the years during the construction of bonfires past, we would like to ensure that no family ever has to suffer through that pain again. Any logical person knows that the only way to fully guarantee this is to continue down the road set forth by the administrators following the 1999 tragedy."



[This message has been edited by TheStallion (edited 3/7/2003 9:27p).]
TAMUGodot
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When do the table tents go up? I love the idea, tents and more fliers about Bonfire, we need to make sure the new classes are thinking about Bonfire.

MosesHallRAB
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Hey "pluckin the pumpkin" as in Moses Grode Pot f*ckin the pumpkin?

We still do that
Mexirab 00
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Man, all are bringing back memories... Moses Class of 2000 (with the help of '99) We were always in trouble, and I think we still hold the records for most damages in a dorm. Between the toliet incidinet (I think Funsize eneded up with one in his room in FHK) and then the liquid nails on all the door locks/ vending machines. BUCK FLAKE! ahhh memories
Mexirab 00
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Yes, Moses they are talking about the same thing with the pumpkins....I remember little Todd trying his best to get hard... Who remembers Ethan's Tatoo?
Oveta Builds BTHOB93
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I bet DG had more damage the last year it was a guys dorm.
Mexirab 00
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Good point Oveta, I should have qualified that statment... I don't think we were even close to the damage they did to get kicked out.
MosesHallRAB
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We made the Batt this year about how Moses has the most "emergancy cleanups" on campus. We all got excited about that one, I think it pushed us to do more damages to our dorm (however we still love the building)
PDBogen
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Third Floor's been doing the most damage, recently..

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FTAC 2006
Moses Hall 325
ChipFTAC01
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Just a little correction, the last year that DG was a guys dorm wasn't what got them kicked out. Reslife wanted to turn a corridor style hall into a girls dorm. It was Moses or DG (to eliminate the "bad" element). They decided on DG and told the guys that the coming year would be theri last. Since they were all gonna get kicked out they decided that last year that they would just go crazy.

I may be wrong, but that is what a DG dude from that era (Little Eric) told me.
Hagen95
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How about this for a flier?

"Did you know they serve 'Ice Cream' after Last Load?"

on the other topics. Stinky is my crew chief great-grandad, Boom Boom my great-great grandad. They're both great guys! Stinky introduced me to the greatness of King Cobra malt liquor!

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