Get the Greys or the Greens to go on Oprah (not the Browns they would started pissing on the stage in the middle of the show). I bet she would give them 100 acres of land, a cargo plane and gourmet beef jerky for everyone at cut. Someone needs to step-up and make this happen!

Great idea Lew, but I think at least Drew would have enough restraint from taking a leak on the show if the browns were to go.

Lets see:
- Ryan, Chance, and Jack would have things to say, but they wouldn't speak up enough for anyone to hear them.
- Eric would somehow get into a story about his ex-girlfriend and the "gorilla face"
- When the camera turns to James, he will just freeze and look like a deer in headlights.
- Jeff will be the only clean one on stage besides Oprah
- I don't think they would allow Paul on stage, but I could be wrong.

The greens? They would probably stop mid-show to have a meeting about what they will do for the rest of the program.

(This by no means is intended to offend. It's humor at no one's expense. If you take offense, you are too sensitive. Contact me and we will discuss)

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When the camera turns to James, he will just freeze and look like a deer in headlights.

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That's because he would be afraid the camera was "gonna steal his soul."

Scott Coker '92

I would at least would wait until a commerical break to begin pissing on the floor........ or would I? And the camera can't steal James' soul. I saw him sell it to the devil for a pack of Malborro 100's at the Chicken once. That was one crazy night. And Drew would do something underhanded like piss in her coffee cup as I was being escorted off stage.

James would ask Oprah if she knew the definition of indefinitely and then go on and tell her what it means.

best.....thread.....ever

I bet Oprah would donate new tree lean indicators for every crew.

wtf??? I'ld be clean shaven, how can she turn me down. I'll get eric and his posse to bring in there stealth bombers... HOORAH.

Let's break it down:

Eric would pee in her butt.
Cornbread would axehandle her face for her stupidity.
Precious would spit chew on her (as would Eric).
Token would steal all the TV monitors, throw banannas, and urinate on the audience.
Bonze and Burger would be off dueling with handles on the side.
Drew would be locking James in his dressing room.
Brut would be shaking his head off to the side trying to figure out how we're actually gonna turn the Brown Porch into an operational pirate ship.
Tony would be windmilling his handle looking to dole out motivation.
Gary would be out checking on the truck.
Jack would be screaming at me about the 3 BQ's running around the studio with a ram stick.
Jeff would have a blank stare on his face.
James, as I said, would be locked in his dressing room by Drew.
Chance would be contemplating what Ol' Army would be doing in this situation.

[This message has been edited by ThatGuy05 (edited 11/24/2005 11:26a).]

OK her people agreed to have y'all on the show, on the condition Girth dances.

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Jeff will be the only clean one on stage besides Oprah

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You forgot the [/sarcasm] tag.

OK the Oprah gig fell through. However, I came up with a better idea, I hope you will all join me on this. I am going to sell my grodes on e-bay. What is left after I recoup the money I spent on the clothing ($170 Express Jeans $85 Abercrombie shirt) I will donate to the cause.

she wouldnt help the crackas

Well hell if we're gonna send some people lets send the best people out there, CROCKER!

Fight'n Texas Aggie Crocker Bonfire ya' know.

Build The Hell Out'a Bonfire!

"Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will always go to the best tactician." - Gen. G. A. Custer

cant put crocker up there theyll start playing with each other.....

Antoher Idea, Jay Lenos stupid tricks. There might be somebody from bonfire that could throw donuts???

We'll have to ask the new Jewpot if he is available.

If he's not we'll have to ask someone from the RAM crew. I imagine that they might have some experiance with doughnuts

[This message has been edited by TooTall 06 (edited 1/3/2006 5:48p).]

lew, you need to follow up on this.

Some dude bought them and he won't stop e-mailing me pictures of himself.Just a sec I'll post one of them.

This creepy som*****, says he smells them everynight while he lays in bed.

Don't give me thumbs down, I need to keep a good rating on ebay.

Lew..posting someone's facebook pic is just wrong...

Posting everyone is better!

i miss the hogs.

Hey cool, I can see myself

and who's that good looking guy next to you?

Smitty's in the wrong place. Everyone over 30 is supposed to be in the back center.

Scott Coker '92

Two words...

Dirty Jobs (with Mike Lowe on the Discovery Channel)

That is a ******* good idea.

Heck yes, let's see if he makes it out alive. Lol and we could totally send him looking in the woods for bark glue and wedge tape.
Where is that guy from anyway?