Golf Force One

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Dirty_Mike&the_boys
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Armor plated 'Golf Force One' spotted with President Trump at the golf course.

Additional security measures are being deployed to protect Trump, even on the golf course, according to the Telegraph.

"Mr Trump's team deployed an additional security measure in the form of a black-clad, reinforced golf cart," said the Telegraph while reporting on Trump's outing at Trump Turnberry in South Ayrshire.

"From those photos, that is 100 per cent armored. The windscreen is a giveaway, as are the side panels, doors, and the large panel at the rear above the load tray," said one car armor expert.

Golf Force One is reportedly a Polaris Ranger XP which followed Trump around the course.

HT c/p ERIC D

“ How you fellas doin? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.”
Texas Tea
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BigRobSA
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Ok.

Since mofos keep trying to off him, and he likes to golf, and the last attempt was at a golf course... this makes sense.

The secret service, especially now that they've been revamped into a less-DEI'd group of protectors, has their work cut out for them since he's pretty energetic for an octogenarian.
Dirty_Mike&the_boys
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Of course Trump is gonna have fun with the Resistance




“ How you fellas doin? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.”
Dirty_Mike&the_boys
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“ How you fellas doin? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.”
annie88
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“My philopsophy is this: Its none of my business what people say of me or think of me. I am what I am and I do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. And it makes life so much easier." ~ Sir Anthony Hopkins
ttha_aggie_09
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Surprised it's not the XP1500 and just the XP1000. Still bad ass
docb
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He's got more free time than me and I'm not the President!
zephyr88
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docb said:

He's got more free time than me and I'm not the President!

That's because you work for 'the man'.

Meanwhile, Trump is The Man.
DannyDuberstein
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Drains that big-breaking putt like a MFin baller
techno-ag
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docb said:

He's got more free time than me and I'm not the President!

The difference is a POTUS never really has free time. Even while he's playing golf a small army of aides are monitoring world events and keeping the nuclear football close.
Pro College Station Convention Center
BigRobSA
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ttha_aggie_09 said:

Surprised it's not the XP1500 and just the XP1000. Still bad ass


****ing DOGE!!!!1
ttha_aggie_09
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That's pretty funny
B-1 83
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All the left's talking points have revolved around his golf game and ignore the EU tariff/trade deal. I wonder why?
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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docb said:

He's got more free time than me and I'm not the President!

Lol. Ever see Biden's schedule?
IIIHorn
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"Bogie at 12 o'clock!"


( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
techno-ag
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Golf of America.
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93MarineHorn
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docb said:

He's got more free time than me and I'm not the President!

The guy works harder and has produced FAR more than Clinton, Obama & Biden combined. And he can still drain hard breaking 10 footers. He is the GOAT.
IIIHorn
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techno-ag said:

Golf of America.

Air Force One is equipped with bunker beds.


( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
IIIHorn
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docb said:

He's got more free time than me and I'm not the President!


"What did you do last weekend?"

"I worked."

"Wow, you must be very productive."

"No … I'm inefficient."


( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
Dirty_Mike&the_boys
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docb said:

He's got more free time than me and I'm not the President!


And imagine that, he got in 18 holes at his own course, settling trade deals with the UK and the EU, managed to drum up further support for his foreign policy in Europe. Met with ambassadors and heads of state with multiple countries, and made it back in time to be up before the chickens back in DC to do the people's work
“ How you fellas doin? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.”
docb
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Dirty_Mike&the_boys said:

docb said:

He's got more free time than me and I'm not the President!


And imagine that, he got in 18 holes at his own course, settling trade deals with the UK and the EU, managed to drum up further support for his foreign policy in Europe. Met with ambassadors and heads of state with multiple countries, and made it back in time to be up before the chickens back in DC to do the people's work

Imagine that
El Gallo Blanco
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I can duff an easy chip shot or jack up a putt if the conditions are just a bit off or if the birds are chirping the wrong way lol. I can't imagine keeping it together if I knew that half of the world would love to see me dead and that two people had already tried to wack me...one on the golf course.

Boss man. Ice in veins.
El Gallo Blanco
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docb said:

He's got more free time than me and I'm not the President!

This guy is almost always working. He sleeps like 3-4 hrs a night. Golf is AMAZING for your mental, and even physical health. I would much rather any leader play golf a few times a week vs sitting on the couch and binge watching netflix in their spare time.
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annie88 said:





Yeah, this hypocrisy has always irked me. These people want to live in a fantasy world ****ting on Western society built with their stupid strawman fallacies, but they're the first ones to jump up and protest "islamophobia" and defend this "beautiful culture" that is EXACTLY like the fantasy world they built.
fc2112
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Dirty_Mike&the_boys said:

Of course Trump is gonna have fun with the Resistance



Once again, poorly done. Wrong color, wrong shape hat, way too old and heavy.

The Handmaids were young, slim and nubile.

Esteban du Plantier
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Talking about Trump and golf, has the current news been discussed where there's video of his caddy dropping a ball for him?

ttha_aggie_09
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Esteban du Plantier said:

Talking about Trump and golf, has the current news been discussed where there's video of his caddy dropping a ball for him?


There it is… we got him!

DannyDuberstein
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To be fair, he could have given him a better lie by dropping it a bit sooner
oh no
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People who didn't even wonder who was running the country when a senile mashed potato brained empty suit was being propped up are very concerned about Trump's caddy in Scotland.
Esteban du Plantier
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oh no said:

People who didn't even wonder who was running the country when a senile mashed potato brained empty suit was being propped up are very concerned about Trump's caddy in Scotland.


I voted for Trump twice. And knowing what I know, i would still vote for him over Kamala.

That doesn't change the fact that only a piece of **** narcissist has to cheat at golf.
ttha_aggie_09
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That doesn't change the fact that only a piece of **** narcissist has to cheat at golf.

I think everyone I have ever played golf with uses a foot wedge, extends a gimme putt, or does some sort of "cheating" at some point in the round.

Granted, I don't play with guys that take it that seriously though. It's a game and I couldn't care less if someone cheats or inflates the score for bragging rights to the guys.
Esteban du Plantier
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And that's the difference. You're just playing to play.

He boasts about being great.

You can't brag AND be caught cheating.
schmellba99
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Esteban du Plantier said:

oh no said:

People who didn't even wonder who was running the country when a senile mashed potato brained empty suit was being propped up are very concerned about Trump's caddy in Scotland.


I voted for Trump twice. And knowing what I know, i would still vote for him over Kamala.

That doesn't change the fact that only a piece of **** narcissist has to cheat at golf.

Ahh yes, the old super rigid "plays by PGA rules at all times!" guy. Here's to you, Mr. PGA wannabe. The man that takes three times longer to play a round of golf on a Saturday than should be because you think you are Greg Norman and you are playing in the Masters even though you are on the local muni course. The man that plays from the tips because anything else is "cheating". The man that always "plays it as it lies". The man that carries an official rule book in his bag and consults it during the round while everybody around you stands and waits because you are determined to be that guy. Mr. PGA wannabe, you are the reason Saturday golf becomes an endurance race and a chore.

Good grief. Golf is supposed to be fun, and unless you are actually playing in a fuggin tournament - nobody - NOBODY - cares if you foot wedge or adjust your lie or if your club touches the sand out of a sand trap before your swing or any of that nonsense.
Prosperdick
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Good grief. Golf is supposed to be fun, and unless you are actually playing in a fuggin tournament - nobody - NOBODY - cares if you foot wedge or adjust your lie or if your club touches the sand out of a sand trap before your swing or any of that nonsense.

Clarification for you, nobody who isn't afflicted with rabid TDS cares.
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