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Chuck Norris - RIP

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Doc Hayworth
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2:26p, 3/20/26
When Chuck Norris took his last Breath, the Grim Reaper Took off running, knowing he was about to get his ass kicked.
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lazuras_dc
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2:53p, 3/20/26
Legend
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normaleagle05
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5:31p, 3/20/26
I wonder if the Reaper broke his finger just touching Chuck Norris?

I'll sleep well tonight believing so.
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Doc Hayworth
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5:55p, 3/20/26
On the 5pm news, the anchor talking about Norris said "Chuck Norris didn't dje, he just decided to leave his body"
I couldn't help but laugh.
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aggie4231
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7:37p, 3/20/26
Friends came up with these

"His heart attacked him and Chuck Norris took the heart down with him.

Technically, I'd call that a tie."


His final fight record is 999k-0-1

TAMUG'04 Marine Fisheries.
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KatyAg01
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8:00p, 3/20/26
Chuck Norris once walked down a crowded street with an erection. There were no survivors.
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Guitarsoup
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In reply to aggie4231 • 8:02p, 3/20/26
Quote:

Technically, I'd call that a tie."

That's an old Norm Macdonald bit about cancer he added to his routine while he was secretly fighting cancer.

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S.A. Aggie
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9:18p, 3/20/26
RIP Chuck.
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Hank the Grifter
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10:53p, 3/20/26
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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O.G.
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9:08a, 3/21/26
Chuck Norris didn't die, he levelled up.
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Squid94
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12:47p, 3/21/26
Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down. And she did.
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1:47p, 3/21/26
Lone Wolf McQuade - He kicked everybody's ass in this movie.
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CS78
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3:37p, 3/21/26
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