I know most of you old farts have heard the saying.

Well, someone finally hauled off and did it.

I don't know who or how, but someone left him about 30 miles south of San Antone.

I'm not sure why, I don't know of any gay pig bars in the area, but who knows with all the foreigners moving in.

Anyway, if it was someone here, if you don't claim him by tomorrow, he's going to piggy purgatory.

Not quite up to my standards yet, I'll have to pass.

Boar that identifies as a sow.

javajaws said:

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Not quite up to my standards yet, I'll have to pass.

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Well, sometimes you have to lower your standards to raise your average, so...