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maroon barchetta
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Did the Onion write that and steal her photo?
swimmerbabe11
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I dont know if its real, but it made me happy.
Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy
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swimmerbabe11 said:

I dont know if its real, but it made me happy.

If it is a parody then it isn't funny. It just promotes a stereotype of a white woman! It is racist and I for one don't tolerate racism!!!
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I'm thinking the bath salt section might have had something to do with her behavior!
maroon barchetta
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swimmerbabe11 said:

I dont know if its real, but it made me happy.


I literally posted her mugshot above from a legit news story.
rwtxag83
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swimmerbabe11 said:

Houston A 26-year-old Bath & Body Works associate was arrested Thursday after what police described as a "candle crisis" sparked by a heated sale dispute.

According to shoppers, Rachel Morgan was stocking shelves during the store's 3-wick candle promotion when a customer tried to apply an expired coupon. Morgan allegedly slammed the register shut and shouted, "These deals are hot enough already!"

Witnesses say she then lit one of the display candles, held it aloft like a torch, and declared, "No discount shall pass!" while blocking the exit. The scent, ironically named Calm Breeze, filled the store as chaos broke out.

Police say Morgan refused to leave until every customer recited the words, "Limit ten per customer."

Some onlookers praised her as "a defender of seasonal savings," while others said she had turned "smell good" into "jail time."


C'mon swimmerbabe, you made up that narrative, didn't you? That's something that you, as they say, 'just can't make this sh!+ up, folks!'
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