Wolfpac 08 said:You ever cleaned a vacuum cleaner? That job sucks.3rd Platoon said:
When you clean a vacuum cleaner, aren't YOU the vacuum cleaner?
So,
If you have an ineffective vacuum cleaner to you think it sucks?
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So,
If you have an ineffective vacuum cleaner to you think it sucks?
If I am at a "breakfast at any time" restaurant, should I order French toast during the renaissance?
IIIHorn said:
If I am at a "breakfast at any time" restaurant, should I order French toast during the renaissance?
Just don't order Eggs Benedict during the revolutionary war
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
- Steven Wright
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- Steven Wright
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How long did it take us to figure out how babies were made?
Did we just start putting it in holes until something happened?
Did we just start putting it in holes until something happened?
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Did the phrase "don't throw the baby out with the bathwater" come about from an actual event?
Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
Did the phrase "don't throw the baby out with the bathwater" come about from an actual event?
When the water broke?
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Wolfpac 08 said:IIIHorn said:
If I am at a "breakfast at any time" restaurant, should I order French toast during the renaissance?
Just don't order Eggs Benedict during the revolutionary war
You would have to scramble immediately.
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Why aren't most people in this country born on Labor Day?
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If I could bend over that far would I?
Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
If I could bend over that far would I?
The bends are caused by rapid decompression.
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IIIHorn said:Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
If I could bend over that far would I?
The bends are caused by rapid decompression.
That response is treading water.
Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:IIIHorn said:Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
If I could bend over that far would I?
The bends are caused by rapid decompression.
That response is treading water.
I have been out of sync for decades.
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IIIHorn said:Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:IIIHorn said:Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
If I could bend over that far would I?
The bends are caused by rapid decompression.
That response is treading water.
I have been out of sync for decades.
Do you have trouble doing dishes?
Claude! said:IIIHorn said:Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:IIIHorn said:Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
If I could bend over that far would I?
The bends are caused by rapid decompression.
That response is treading water.
I have been out of sync for decades.
Do you have trouble doing dishes?
Only when I'm clinically decompressed
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IIIHorn said:Claude! said:IIIHorn said:Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:IIIHorn said:Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
If I could bend over that far would I?
The bends are caused by rapid decompression.
That response is treading water.
I have been out of sync for decades.
Do you have trouble doing dishes?
Only when I'm clinically decompressed
anal fissure
Is the inside of your stomach on the outside of your body?
If someone discovers a new species of alligator in a cave they should call it an allegory.
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Anchorhold said:
If someone discovers a new species of alligator in a cave they should call it an allegory.
I don't get it.
If one contestant drowns during a synchronized swimming event, does the rest of the team have to?
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Why doesn't Confucius say?
Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
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Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
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If a Dodge and a Ram enter an intersection at the same time, do they collide or not?
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Why doesn't Dodge sell an EV called the Recharger?
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I wish in the 1950s (or whenever it was) when scientists were trying to determine which was worse for us, fat or sugar, that Big Sugar hadn't lobbied so hard and won the battle. I'd be a whole lot less addicted to sugar, or maybe our food culture would have developed differently than what it has.
Damn you, Big Sugar!
Damn you, Big Sugar!
713nervy said:
I wish in the 1950s (or whenever it was) when scientists were trying to determine which was worse for us, fat or sugar, that Big Sugar hadn't lobbied so hard and won the battle. I'd be a whole lot less addicted to sugar, or maybe our food culture would have developed differently than what it has.
Damn you, Big Sugar!
Until the development of sugar substitutes, they had no Equal.
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IIIHorn said:713nervy said:
I wish in the 1950s (or whenever it was) when scientists were trying to determine which was worse for us, fat or sugar, that Big Sugar hadn't lobbied so hard and won the battle. I'd be a whole lot less addicted to sugar, or maybe our food culture would have developed differently than what it has.
Damn you, Big Sugar!
Until the development of sugar substitutes, they had no Equal.
That was because they didn't put the saccharine yet.
I’ve seen them play since way back when,
And they’ve always had the grit;
I’ve seen ‘em lose and I’ve seen ‘em win,
But I’ve never seen ‘em quit.
And they’ve always had the grit;
I’ve seen ‘em lose and I’ve seen ‘em win,
But I’ve never seen ‘em quit.
I wonder how many people go to Fall Out Boy concerts dressed up as Radioactive Man?
Anchorhold said:
I wonder how many people go to Fall Out Boy concerts dressed up as Radioactive Man?
I don't think anyone that would actually go to a Fall Out Boy concert would be cool enough to do that.
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