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Come confess your sins for the week, heathens

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713nervy
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11:36a, 9/19/25
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My first confession is that I've been listening to Limp Bizkit on my drive this morning.

My second is that I ate a cookie for breakfast.

I am so ashamed!
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King of the Dairy Queen
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11:40a, 9/19/25
first album slaps
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In reply to 713nervy • 11:41a, 9/19/25
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Yours should be trolling F16
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In reply to Jbob04 • 11:43a, 9/19/25
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And yours should be that shrine you've been building of me in that big brain of yours! False Gods etc etc
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In reply to 713nervy • 11:44a, 9/19/25
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713nervy said:
And yours should be that shrine you've been building of me in that big brain of yours! False Gods etc etc
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11:56a, 9/19/25
OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I play Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... and then, my mom sent me to the... to the summer camp for fat kids... and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
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11:59a, 9/19/25
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I've been wanting to call you jboob04. There I wrote it out. I feel better now. Thanks.
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In reply to The AntAGonist • 12:08p, 9/19/25
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I love boobs!
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12:37p, 9/19/25
I have no respect for a man with a goatee and no other facial hair.
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12:40p, 9/19/25
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I believe the Trials of Van Occupanther by Midlake is a top-5 album of all time.

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12:40p, 9/19/25
I continually fantasize about stealing the homeless/panhandler's backpacks while i'm waiting in my car at the intersections.
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12:51p, 9/19/25
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About 6 women have peek my junk in the last 24 hours.
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12:55p, 9/19/25
Sometimes I read lyrics from old hiphop songs in the voice of classic sitcom character reading a def poetry slam. Anyone from Cheers is my favorite.
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1:41p, 9/19/25
Sometimes I eat a booger.
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In reply to Ragoo • 2:04p, 9/19/25
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Ragoo said:
About 6 women have peek my junk in the last 24 hours.


Are you in the hospital?
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In reply to Duffel Pud • 2:08p, 9/19/25
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Sometimes I eat a booger.


It's a little worrying that you didn't specify whether the boogers you're eating are yours or not.
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In reply to Claude! • 2:10p, 9/19/25
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Claude! said:
Duffel Pud said:
Sometimes I eat a booger.


It's a little worrying that you didn't specify whether the boogers you're eating are yours or not.

I thought the same thing. Still proud of the courage it took to say it out loud, though.
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In reply to 713nervy • 2:15p, 9/19/25
713nervy said:
Claude! said:
Duffel Pud said:
Sometimes I eat a booger.


It's a little worrying that you didn't specify whether the boogers you're eating are yours or not.

I thought the same thing. Still proud of the courage it took to say it out loud, though.


They say great minds run in similar circles. Or is it all fools think alike?
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In reply to aglaohfour • 2:20p, 9/19/25
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aglaohfour said:
Ragoo said:
About 6 women have peek my junk in the last 24 hours.


Are you in the hospital?
had a PFO closure done yesterday. Had to go back because the incision wouldn't stop oozing blood.
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In reply to Ragoo • 2:22p, 9/19/25
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Ragoo said:
aglaohfour said:
Ragoo said:
About 6 women have peek my junk in the last 24 hours.


Are you in the hospital?
had a PFO closure done yesterday. Had to go back because the incision wouldn't stop oozing blood.


Oh geez, that sounds awful. Thoughts and prayers for your oozing groin and faulty heart.
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3:42p, 9/19/25
I just bought reading glasses for the first time that wasn't some part of gag or bit.

IBidentitytheftisnotajokejim.
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In reply to Ragoo • 5:24p, 9/19/25
Ragoo said:
aglaohfour said:
Ragoo said:
About 6 women have peek my junk in the last 24 hours.


Are you in the hospital?
had a PFO closure done yesterday. Had to go back because the incision wouldn't stop oozing blood.


Yikes. Didn't know that was a thing
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 5:25p, 9/19/25
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maroon barchetta said:
Ragoo said:
aglaohfour said:
Ragoo said:
About 6 women have peek my junk in the last 24 hours.


Are you in the hospital?
had a PFO closure done yesterday. Had to go back because the incision wouldn't stop oozing blood.


Yikes. Didn't know that was a thing
they place the mesh device to close the pfo by routing up the femoral artery in your groin. And they don't stitch it closed. They use plugs. One plug was leaking. So the ER stitched it up.
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5:29p, 9/19/25
Keep on rollin baby
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In reply to 713nervy • 8:29p, 9/19/25
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713nervy said:
My first confession is that I've been listening to Limp Bizkit on my drive this morning.


John Otto is the most underappreciated drummer of the last 20 years IMO. I jam LB mostly just for his work all the time.
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In reply to 713nervy • 7:45p, 9/20/25
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713nervy said:
My first confession is that I've been listening to Limp Bizkit on my drive this morning.

My second is that I ate a cookie for breakfast.

I am so ashamed!


But did you do it for the nookie (the nookie), the nookie (the nookie), so you could take that cookie?
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9:51p, 9/20/25
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I masturbated to a rerun of the Donny and Marie show.

I didn't necessarily avoid looking at Donny.
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