maroon barchetta said:
713nervy said:
That piggy coach is the rapey one, right? The "I crashed my motorcycle but I had sex" one?
It was consensual. Him and a much younger employee.
But yeah. It's him.
Yup, a long-legged blonde former volleyball player
Some Arkansas fans insist it wasn't a motorcycle accident, that her boyfriend/future fiancee/now husband beat him when he found out about the cheating.
Yeah, a cuuuuck simping so hard for a girl, he'll take her even after everyone knows she cheated on him, challenged Petrino to a fight, won, and then the state police covered up for them both. That's realistic.
Petrino wasn't actually fired for the affair, he was fired for lying about it after the accident. His behavior subjected the athletic department to multiple lawsuits because she was promoted over other qualified candidates because of their affair.
And they hired him back as OC and now interim head coach because they're that desperate to win in football.