Suggestive Names

3rd Platoon

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8:28p, 11/19/25

AG

A thread on the Premium Board last week got me thinking about my favorite names. A poster referred to Mario Craver as "Mario Craven," when led to someone calling him Craven Moorehead. It led to a stream of other suggestive names.

Lou Sassle
Lee Kohrbachs
Ben Dover
Betty Humpter
Howie Feltersnatch

Go on....

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Athanasius

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8:38p, 11/19/25

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I knew a Linda Lipps at Dick Witham Ford. (true story)

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Alte Schule

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8:53p, 11/19/25

Adam Baumb,
Lance Boyle
Elaine Down
Honor Back
Tania Hyde

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9:43p, 11/19/25

AG

Lou Skunt
Mike Ochisgone
Emma Royds
Dixie Normous
Jenny Talia

I can't give em all out, i may need a texags sock later on and I'm gonna need some stupid name for it.

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10:38p, 11/19/25

AG

Harry Ballsgna
Gabe Owners

Two of my current favorites.

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EastSideAg2002

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10:45p, 11/19/25

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Bob Knights Liver

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12:15a, 11/20/25

Heywood Jablomy
Mike Hunt
Amanda Wang

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The Fife

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6:14a, 11/20/25

Amanda Hugandkiss
I. P. Freely
Oliver Klosoff
Seymour Buttz
Homer Sexual

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Hoosegow

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7:01a, 11/20/25

Peter Dick

A kid my dad grew up with.

Hogties

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8:03a, 11/20/25

AG

Dick Trickle - greatest name in sports

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IIIHorn

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8:29a, 11/20/25

Richard Head

dabo man

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9:57a, 11/20/25

AG

I once had a sock perma'd for sarcastically posting the names "Dixie Rect" and "Heywood Jablowmee" in an evangelical's thread on the GB. Staff said it was "obscene."

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Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy

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1:02p, 11/20/25

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Colonel Angus
or his given name Anol Angus

In Hoc Signo Vinces

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3:31p, 11/21/25

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Craven Morehead

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In reply to The Fife • 4:41p, 11/21/25

The Fife said:
Amanda Hugandkiss
I. P. Freely
Oliver Klosoff
Seymour Buttz
Homer Sexual

Guy at my high school got in the yearbook at Oliver Klozoff one year and Paul Atreides the year before, back in the late 80s.

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In reply to 3rd Platoon • 5:59p, 11/21/25

3rd Platoon said:
A thread on the Premium Board last week got me thinking ...

That's how you TexAg brag right there.

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8:42p, 11/21/25

AG

There used to be a cattle buyer in Hamilton named Dick Keeter..

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9:32a, 11/24/25

AG

Jenny Diver
Suky Tawdry
Miss Lotte Lenya
old Lucy Brown

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