Company I used to work for in the 90s gave out Tiffany crystal drink ware for Christmas. So if anybody has a nice bottle of bourbon they want to give me I've got some Tiffany old fashioned glasses ready and waiting! They also gave Tiffany engraved baby spoons if you had a baby.

Unfortunately most companies these days would just give you some $10 import glasses off Amazon with their logo thrown on them. Don't be that guy.

"The Human Fund"

ThunderCougarFalconBird said:

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We give our employees a car. One car. They have to fight over it Joan Callamezzo on Parks and Rec style.

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Even better, fight over it Joker style. Just need a pool cue.

I got a 50% off coupon for the warehouse division of our company.

The Fife said:

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Fruitcake - the gift that'll take a year to eat but taste exactly the same as it did on the 1st day!

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I already DID fruitcake...

Wait...

That sounds like I need the "Ummm phrasing" gif.

But, luckily I didn't accidentally add a comma to make it an insult...

Ag with kids said:

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The Fife said:

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Fruitcake - the gift that'll take a year to eat but taste exactly the same as it did on the 1st day!

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I already DID fruitcake...

Wait...

That sounds like I need the "Ummm phrasing" gif.

But, luckily I didn't accidentally add a comma to make it an insult...

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Not sure where fruitcake is but pretty sure it's in the "no go" zone.

You should promise the leading salesman (or woman; that would be sales-person) they will win a Toy Yoda.

Hooters girl promised a Toyota, but got a toy Yoda

Anchorhold said:

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Would you bear with me for just a second, please? What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?

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I'd dump it as soon as it vests.

Corporate gifts are akin to bribing.
Must be banned.

Brian Earl Spilner said:

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"Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year."

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NormanEH said:

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i'd rather have an amazon gift card than another bluetooth speaker coffee mug phone charger

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Ok but what if it had the company logo on it?

/s

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After a series of mergers, I find myself longing for my company's original incarnation when it was a still a decent place to work. I realized I didn't have any shirts with the original company logo. The only thing I think I have is an ice scraper, a giveaway from when they purged the company store.

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I used to hate those branded things too and tossed them frequently, but with the passage of time, I would love to have some mementos from the places I've worked.