But another US skier looks to be the gold medalist with all the top skiers finished.

USA USA USA!

Johnson has never won a World Cup race, but did win the downhill at last year's World Championships and now, an Olympic gold medal. Crazy.

And the social media idiots are out blaming everyone for letting Vonn ski even though the accident had nothing to do with the ACL

Norwegian Terminator, Johannes Klaebo, wins the first of a possible 6 gold medals in the skiathlon. Looked effortless in pulling away from the lead pack. Really impressive.

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And the social media idiots are out blaming everyone for letting Vonn ski even though the accident had nothing to do with the ACL

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Maybe it has to do with being 41 years old and trying to compete as a world class athlete.

Since this is the General Board, I will say that I would find it intimidating to have sechs with a female curler. What with the potential to scream "HARD HARD HARD" at any moment.

Almost time for our nation to assert its collective masculinity by inflicting a humiliating defeat on those other sucky countries in the red-blooded, patriotic sport of figure skating.

Malinin up next. He has to win this event for the US to win the team.

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Malinin up next. He has to win this event for the US to win the team.

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By his standards Malinin was pretty bad. But his score was still better than the Japanese guy's lifetime best.

Have a feeling they are going to give it to the Japanese guy. The additional points they are adding on at the end may make a big difference.

Going to be so close.

US wins.


















Just like World War II

(jk I love Japan)

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Just like World War II

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USE THE SPOILER TAGS!

What is the level of difficulty to getting a striped dye job?

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What is the level of difficulty to getting a striped dye job?

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Remember, it's not just about the base difficulty: you have to consider the degree of execution.

US snowboarding has been subpar. They didn't even qualify for the quarterfinals in men's parallel slalom. Bulgaria won bronze. Bulgaria. Come on, US.



I blame the pothead culture in Colorado. Dadgum liberals.

Yep. The Japanese guy did his best and couldn't beat our guys ok.

I know i am in a hotel and have to turn the sound down!

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I blame the pothead culture in Colorado. Dadgum liberals.

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I think our pothead snowboarders are more into doing tricks than going fast down a mountain. Although they are also losing the tricks competitions to acrobatic Asians.

Avery Krumme, currently competing in the women's slopestyle final, is the granddaughter of a TexAgs poster. Unfortunately the competition is currently led by communist traitor, Eileen Gu.

Avery finishes 11th. The traitor finishes 2nd. ChiComs will be displeased; they aren't giving her all that money for silver.

Just like Karl Marx said, "From each according to his ability; 22 million dollars to people who can do sick skiing tricks."

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I read that as "slop style" and was thinking "wow, there are porn olympics?!"

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But the only "sport" we seem to be good at so far is figure skating, the gayest one of them all.

I don't like what this is implying about our country.

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At least the dude winning is doing it in the most badass athlete sort of way. I could do without his interpretive speech monologue accompanying the song track though.

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I read that as "slop style" and was thinking "wow, there are porn olympics?!"

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Not until LA 2028, when football and epic dong measuring become official Olympic sports.

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At least the dude winning is doing it in the most badass athlete sort of way. I could do without his interpretive speech monologue accompanying the song track though.

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I think he should have gone full Ivan Drago on the voice track.

"No one can do my tricks."

"Watch me do 7 quads and a backflip."

"You will lose."

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The Collective said:

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At least the dude winning is doing it in the most badass athlete sort of way. I could do without his interpretive speech monologue accompanying the song track though.

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I think he should have gone full Ivan Drago on the voice track.

"No one can do my tricks."

"Watch me do 7 quads and a backflip."

"You will lose."

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Seriously, the guy is bad ass. I took it as his sell motivation for starting his set. No notes!!! More backflips!!!!

Curling pic.twitter.com/ucbt6HjxyX

— Playteaux (@Playteaux1) February 9, 2026

I think the Italians (on their home ice) have rigged the sheet to gain an unfair advantage vs the Americans. I think the hot Italian gal is chewing "gum" and is doctoring the rock like Eddie Harris would do.

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I was unaware the hockey rink is referred to as a "boy aquarium." That's some new Army sh**, but funny. Does that mean women's hockey is like a cichlid aquarium? heyyoooooo!

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Thots on Ice

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I read that as "slop style" and was thinking "wow, there are porn olympics?!"

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The half time show we needed

Women's Hockey
USA vs Canada
Feb 10 - 1:10 pm cst

TyHolden said:

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Women's Hockey
USA vs Canada
Feb 10 - 1:10 pm cst

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This tournament is kinda dumb. The US needed to place last or better in its group to make the medal round (that's right, losing every game gets you a place in the quarterfinals). You could say that this game was for seeding, but the US and Canada have already destroyed all of the other teams ranked 3rd, 4th, and 5th so that doesn't really matter either.

They should just have the US and Canada play a best of 7 series for gold and let the other countries have a tournament for bronze.

Some controversy in the figure skating world. The Olympics had all the skaters back on the ice for the team event medal ceremony yesterday but the podium was unpadded and made of a material that messed up some of the skate blades. None of the skaters were able to wear skate covers on the podium. Japan is not pleased. The US may join them in a formal complaint, although I don't know what that would accomplish.

The blades on these figure skates are individually honed and broken in. A lot of scrambling is being done to fix the damage before the individual competitions.

Too much focus on the American girl skiing for China for a ton of cash