Similar scene:

George: Each one of us would have to be like half a man.

Jerry: That sounds about right!

Kramer: oh I'm stressed!

At least once a day.

Yep, still blurt out Seinfeld quotes on occasion.

george07 said:

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I definitely still do, and I can tell if I'll like someone new that I meet if I use a Seinfeld quote in casual conversation and they pick up on it. Sometimes though I'll just be by myself at the grocery store finding myself saying "look to the cookie" in the bakery section.

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Sometimes Zeitman's has a really good black & white cookie for sale. I watch for it.

Sometimes I'll just randomly sing to myself "Master of the house…"

No soup for you!
Million to one shot, doc

Whenever a good movie is coming out: Prognosis Negative (like George said it through the intercom)

My go-to line when I hear someone I vaguely know has accomplished something impressive in their career.

"You know, if you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent."

Mega Lops said:

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I definitely got a black and white cookie at a corner deli last time i was in Manhattan.

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The world would be a lot better place if everyone would just look to the cookie.

TXAG 05 said:

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Mega Lops said:

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I definitely got a black and white cookie at a corner deli last time i was in Manhattan.

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The world would be a lot better place if everyone would just look to the cookie.

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Until it is Duke and Farrakhan going at it in there.

we were at a restaurant and they had the thinnest napkins and were really stingy with them...so when the person at the counter handed me 1 napkin with our order I said: "Oh so you don't have a square to spare huh?" Everyone in our group laughed really hard about it.

You can stuff your sorry's in a sack

BAAAAD CHICKEN. MESS YOU UP!

gravy97 said:

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You can stuff your sorry's in a sack

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I don't know what that means.

"You think you're better than me???" -Izzy Mendelbaum

I don't know why that cracks me up so much.

I worked a job in the early 2010s where we did the whole 9 yards of Festivus - the feats of strength was an arm-wrestling competition - one bracket for men, one for women and an Airing of the Grievances. our very cool female manager made everyone who was going to participate in AotG sign a waiver with HR saying this is all in good fun and nobody's complaining.

It was highlighted by her then calling out two of our writers who thought they were "secretly dating" but everyone knew they had been going out for months. She said, so "Jon, Stephanie (not their real names), how much longer do the rest of us have to pretend you guys aren't hooking up constantly? Because it is exhausting to keep pretending."

When the girl said "You know about that?" one of my favorite co-workers ever did this giant roaring laugh and said, "EVERYONE KNOWS, YOU IDIOTS!"

bam02 said:

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"You think you're better than me???" -Izzy Mendelbaum

I don't know why that cracks me up so much.

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A buddy and I do that but referencing Moe from the Simpsons on the bowling episode when he's rooting for his teammates and when Homer bowls a strike, Moe IMMEDIATELY gets pissed and say, "Oh, so now you think you're better than me?"

Of the many jokes, it is the one that does not go over well around people who don't realize it's a joke.