I figured if any dorm was going to be at the top of the topic list it should be us...because...you know........we're the best. That's it.

Ha, rookie...

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OC Hogs Build The Hell...

blows-us-all

Back on top.

Walton said they were better? Ok look, if tricking a bunch of kids into thinking loading is cool, slapping a table to let everyone know dinner is over and losing at every event that Moses is involved in is better, then yes you're better...pretty much since forever.

Moses Empire!

First In - Last Out

Pee - You - Ess - Ess - WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Go Home!

Whoop!

Third Floor Bonfire Gods

Kiss our @ss, Slob our...

Better than Off-Campus too. However, in the small sub-culture of Bonfire you guys get some props. It's hard enough to trick people in a dorm into thinking working for free is fun...I can't imagine what kind of door-to-door BS you guys have to pull to get your crews out. Good Job.

I think this is the original yell:

"Moses Hall.
If you saw the kind of girls we pull,
You'd screw pumpkins too...."


Scott Coker '92

Well......what can i say? We never claim to pull women. Between the guys shouting cat calls at the benches and our sick sense of humor we don't have much to work with. Moses will provide you with friends for life and a fun place to hang out; if you want to pull chicks you usually gotta go out on your own recon missions.

If you are better at every event moses is involved in, then tell me when was the last time moses beat walton playing football?

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Yesterday. We created teams on NCAA and Moses always beats Walton. Plus our running back is getting the Heisman. We also own you at paper/rock/scissors and "8-mile" style rap battles. Yeah, i said it...OWN.



[This message has been edited by MGrice (edited 12/7/2005 3:21p).]

nm

We were kicking walton's ass as late as my soph/jr year....not that it means anything now, since that was 2-3 years ago.

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My fish year walton played us 3 games and didn't score a single point. We outscored them something like 66-0 combined that year.


....If you're 04, you'll remember the ass-whoopings we gave you that year.

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MGrice, you 05? Your last name sounds familiar (If it is Grice).

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Marshall Grice. Also, what's with the "nm" bonfire? Share what you think with the class. But seriously folks, when my class was in the dorm we pretty much cleaned house. I can only remember one loss and it wasn't to Walton...It was Hotard. Yeah, crazy hunh? I know what your thinking (we thought it too) but they came to play that day. I geuss having no privacy in your bathroom makes you really close thus good at football.

[This message has been edited by MGrice (edited 12/7/2005 10:11p).]

Yeah I thought it was you, Marshall. I roomed with a big ole boy in 213 my fish year, and then w/ one of your bros. in the same room my pisshead year.

You're right too. Walton did get owned for a good while.

Who knew that a squirrel could cause so much damage?

Do yall still go as a dorm to get checked for STDs at Beutal? Or have yall just given up hope?

They're called "STI's" now. They'll check for that at Beutel? Usually we just asked somebody else if it looked normal to them.

isn't normal relative, consider who your asking?!?!?

In the end its all about the Moses brothership and the friendhood.

Whoop

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They're called "STI's" now. They'll check for that at Beutel?

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Yes, and you'll get a free pregnancy test too.

ttt

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Yes, and you'll get a free pregnancy test too.

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Might actually be useful for a few on 4th floor.

beers left... beers right... were gonna drink all f'n night.

Free pregnancy tests at Buetel?

Sign this guy up. I've been taking huge dumps lately...so maybe there's a baby up there somewhere...

Fightin' Texas Aggie Class of '02
][otard Hall
Company V-1
UCM

Apparently all that brothership got someone's butt knocked up.