12:06p, 4/9/25
Stop resisting the lord!, stop. Resisting.the lord.. pic.twitter.com/kp8JIW9X5z
— MERICA MEMED (@Mericamemed) April 9, 2025
1:07p, 4/12/25
Israelite King Would Just Once Like Prophets To Say God Is Pleased and Everything Is Dandy https://t.co/xejn26JGEn pic.twitter.com/mHtBWaxAOC
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 10, 2025
8:46a, 4/14/25
In reply to Sapper Redux
2 Thes. 3:10.
For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "The one who is unwilling to work shall not eat."Sapper Redux said:
Ah, yes, the path to good ole Supply Side Jesus. https://www.beliefnet.com/news/2003/09/the-gospel-of-supply-side-jesus.aspx
2 Thes. 3:10.
It takes a special kind of brainwashed useful idiot to politically defend government fraud, waste, and abuse.
10:37a, 4/19/25
Roman Soldier Assigned To Guard Tomb Of Some Jewish Carpenter Looking Forward To Uneventful Weekend https://t.co/V2iUssFcQu pic.twitter.com/tjmW4fB6wf
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 19, 2025
Quote:
Plinius pumped his fist and gave a little "Yeeeah boy" under his breath after his commanding officer told him he would be guarding the tomb of "this Jewish dude" who had apparently been causing some trouble.
"I'm glad they didn't put me where the action is - I really needed some downtime," Plinius said to his fellow soldier, Martinus, who was absentmindedly throwing rocks at a stump some thirty feet away. "I know we joined up for the action, but once you get into the military, you start to appreciate the more chill assignments."
"I mean, guarding a tomb - how hard can it be?" he added. "Dead guys don't typically get up and walk away, you know what I mean? HA!"
"Hey, I bet you I can hit that boulder over there before you can, Marty." The two spent a few hours trying to hit things with rocks before lining up some pottery and taking turns trying to nail them with their spears.
"Boy, I tell ya. This is the life. And to think some suckers got assigned to patrol on the other side of the city today! The Jews are all riled up about something or another. I'm glad I'm out here with you, bud."
11:17a, 4/20/25
Buddy, have I got good news for you today pic.twitter.com/heudrAjo1I
— William Wolfe 🇺🇸 (@William_E_Wolfe) April 20, 2025
12:47p, 4/20/25
Roman Authorities Investigating Jesus For Violating Stay-In-Tomb Order https://t.co/E8Gdelwn4l pic.twitter.com/tDXiRExy4q
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 20, 2025
10:01a, 4/25/25
In reply to jkag89
I don't remember the exact context, but I heard a pastor once say that God appreciates loud and bad singing even more because of the boldness of the prayers of the singer. I told my brother he was talking to him.
jkag89 said:Even if we’re off key? 😂
— Lady Macbeth Without the Sincerity (@cabotcove1307) December 12, 2024
Funny because of the comment. Assume God gives credit if sung with a proper heart if even the voice is wanting.
I don't remember the exact context, but I heard a pastor once say that God appreciates loud and bad singing even more because of the boldness of the prayers of the singer. I told my brother he was talking to him.
12:35p, 4/25/25
In reply to swimmerbabe11
Bonhoeffer approves!
swimmerbabe11 said:jkag89 said:Even if we’re off key? 😂
— Lady Macbeth Without the Sincerity (@cabotcove1307) December 12, 2024
Funny because of the comment. Assume God gives credit if sung with a proper heart if even the voice is wanting.
I don't remember the exact context, but I heard a pastor once say that God appreciates loud and bad singing even more because of the boldness of the prayers of the singer. I told my brother he was talking to him.
Bonhoeffer approves!
10:15p, 5/7/25
In reply to Champion of Fireball
I know, like I was actually mad at myself for how much I giggled. it's so dumb and borderline offensive but actually hilarious.
2:07p, 5/8/25
Communion a la Pope Leo XIV pic.twitter.com/BYjA9wtoA3
— FoodPorn: The Original (@FoodPorn) May 8, 2025
2:08p, 5/8/25
The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.
— Deedy (@deedydas) May 8, 2025
This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.
6:17p, 5/8/25
Time taken to get picked:
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) May 8, 2025
New Pope: 2 days
Shedeur Sanders: 3 days
6:58p, 5/8/25
In reply to swimmerbabe11
You beat me to it!swimmerbabe11 said:The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.
— Deedy (@deedydas) May 8, 2025
This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.