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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
'y'all' is now racist....
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The race card is getting really old. We’re all sick and tired of it. pic.twitter.com/kbIZnkuzvX
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld) July 1, 2026
This is from 6 years ago and is so timely today...
Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 2, 2026
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 2, 2026
— Steve 🇺🇸 (@SteveLovesAmmo) July 2, 2026
I maintain that in Minnesota there are no illegal fireworks. Simply undocumented fireworks with a strong work ethic. https://t.co/92XlMtqPtU
— Michael Holmstrom (@MichaelH_MN) July 2, 2026
Japan got nuked twice by America and they love it more than any supposed hardworking immigrant https://t.co/PjR39C25by
— Kaguya’s Top Gal (@hayasaka_aryan) July 2, 2026
— Seaeyes (@SeaeyesTri) July 2, 2026
>Be European
— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) July 2, 2026
>AC is racist and evil
>Dying in the heat
>Become sick
>You can't take any days off anymore unless you have a doctor's note
>Can't get a doctor's appointment for 2 months because of universal healthcare
>Complain about it online
>You're now in prison
>Still hot
“Actually what’s so crazy about it is you are not the first from the animal kingdom to say that. Many animals are saying that, and you know quite frankly we won the animal vote bigly in the last election. As it turns out the animals are big Trump guys. It’s really fascinating” pic.twitter.com/kIlXi4IVan
— Pub (@PubWanghaf) July 2, 2026
And the Japanese love America far more than democrats do!Biz Ag said:Japan got nuked twice by America and they love it more than any supposed hardworking immigrant https://t.co/PjR39C25by
— Kaguya’s Top Gal (@hayasaka_aryan) July 2, 2026
🚨 LMFAO! REPORTER: How do you square charging this man [for vandalizing the Reflecting Pool] when this same DOJ pardoned over 1,000 Jan. 6 rioters?
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) July 2, 2026
US ATTORNEY JEANINE PIRRO: "Are you REALLY telling me about Jan. 6?!"
REPORTER: Yes!
PIRRO: "I'm NOT. OK, who's next? NOT YOU,… pic.twitter.com/a0by1Ir1Xj
🚨#BREAKING: A police officer in Phoenix has rented out an ENTIRE 144-SEAT MOVIE THEATER for over 100 middle schoolers after their end-of-year field trip fell through, so they could see Toy Story 5.
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) July 2, 2026
When they got there, he realized many couldn't afford popcorn or drinks...
..so… pic.twitter.com/oKVaqdFpNL
Pathetically, it's all they've got…TAMUallen said:🚨 LMFAO! REPORTER: How do you square charging this man [for vandalizing the Reflecting Pool] when this same DOJ pardoned over 1,000 Jan. 6 rioters?
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) July 2, 2026
US ATTORNEY JEANINE PIRRO: "Are you REALLY telling me about Jan. 6?!"
REPORTER: Yes!
PIRRO: "I'm NOT. OK, who's next? NOT YOU,… pic.twitter.com/a0by1Ir1Xj
They didn’t sub Michael in. 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/j9Ip3Jht6N
— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) July 2, 2026
I hope I did not offend anybody with this post. If I did, please come see me at my address in my profile so we can talk.
I need to hire one of those. pic.twitter.com/k04rNlYwos
— Wall Street Mav (@WallStreetMav) July 2, 2026
Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me.
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Harry Kane has sent more Africans home in this World Cup than Starmer has in the last two years. 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/b88qg7RJxR
— Lady Victoria 🏴 🇬🇧 (@LadyVictoriaD) July 3, 2026
The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.
The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.
The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.