Happy SNAP day everybody, Walmart's ready for you. pic.twitter.com/cJ8UBJjcAb

— ✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪ (@vileTexan) November 1, 2025

Embarrassed Democrats Admit They Can't Remember Why They Shut The Government Down https://t.co/t165y5HWPM pic.twitter.com/Qe0jBuPfEi

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 2, 2025

Oh my God it’s the boyfriend turning around meme 💀 pic.twitter.com/9MPfAL0VOi

— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) November 2, 2025

“Now let’s head up to the rooftop bar…” https://t.co/OqqngdtMTU

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) November 3, 2025

Day 34. Social media manager still furloughed... but season's greetings! 🎄🪇 pic.twitter.com/d9QEl3JdqV

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) November 3, 2025

Having given it sober and careful thought I’ve come to the conclusion that the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups in my kids Halloween candy bags are of vital strategic and security interests to our household, and am therefore announcing my complete and total annexation of them all pic.twitter.com/r3QVavhq6I

— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) November 3, 2025

Real or parody? No way to know! https://t.co/jmNthbO2LC

— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) November 4, 2025

How to stop a liberal white woman in her tracks and leave her speechless! 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/v31eQL6iJt

— Coffee and Grit (@CoffeeNGrit) November 4, 2025

The left are useful idiots pic.twitter.com/SD5uj1llE1

— 💋Elissa4Real💋 (@EL4USA) November 4, 2025

https://t.co/O5PaHSzzQL pic.twitter.com/jke84XXWQh

— catoraño (@catorano) November 4, 2025

How will democracy survive without a steady infusion of doubtless hard hitting political coverage from… *checks notes*… “Teen Vogue”

— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) November 3, 2025

She’s retiring to spend more time with her loved ones. https://t.co/BCMzCDZoJk pic.twitter.com/vCp7vKlI1c

— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) November 3, 2025

After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.

— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) November 3, 2025

We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry. https://t.co/O71e7asXaW

— Michael Adams, KY Secretary of State (@KYSecState) November 4, 2025

Children are the most important work! pic.twitter.com/kKX3P5V3SV

— Talk Church (@churchtalkative) November 3, 2025

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She’s retiring to spend more time with her loved ones. https://t.co/BCMzCDZoJk pic.twitter.com/vCp7vKlI1c

— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) November 3, 2025

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New York’s Elderly Jews Torn Between Man Who Would Kill Them For Being Jewish And Man Who Would Kill Them For Being Elderly https://t.co/D6vGZT2ofL pic.twitter.com/7AijvqsXBu

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 4, 2025

Mamdani Announces Plan To Blame Racism After His Policies Fail https://t.co/6nXdjRItHm pic.twitter.com/YlrsM2PHYv

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 4, 2025

Mamdani HQ screen hacked: "Trump is your president" pic.twitter.com/GqLikHoMgX

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) November 5, 2025