ShamWow dude

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Psycho Bunny
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1:26a, 11/24/25
Did not see a thread for this.

You'll be saying "WOW.

Famous infomercial pitchman Offer Vince shlomi - better known as the "ShamWow guy who advertised the super-absorbent towel on late-night TV - has filed to run for Congress in Texas as a Republican, according to state election records

The 61-vear-old Israeli-American entrepreneur is aiming to unseat Congressman John Carter R-Texas, the 84-year-old incumbent who is seeking re-election in the district. Carter's turf includes the northern Austin suburbs, Temple and Fort Hood.

Shlomi is now one of at least five candidates aiming to compete in the primary for Texas 31 st Congressional District - a reliably red stronghold.

Per foxnews.
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3:12a, 11/24/25
AG


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3:17a, 11/24/25
he would have my vote!
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3:24a, 11/24/25
His arrest following a drunken fight with a prostitute will make for an interesting campaign commercial.
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3:35a, 11/24/25
Slap chop guy?
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Psycho Bunny
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In reply to lead • 3:43a, 11/24/25
Same guy. He also did other infomercials.
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4:03a, 11/24/25
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What's his connection to Central Texas?

Nothing?
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4:14a, 11/24/25
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You're going to love his nuts.
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5:01a, 11/24/25
We are through the looking glass people.
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In reply to AtticusMatlock • 6:15a, 11/24/25
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AtticusMatlock said:
His arrest following a drunken fight with a prostitute will make for an interesting campaign commercial.

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6:38a, 11/24/25
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Looks like he got a proper butt kicking.
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6:40a, 11/24/25
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There's no way this guy makes a serious run at congress right? He seems like a patsy for TX-31. Makes me wonder who foreigners are REALLY backing for that district.

It's highly likely he is a dual citizen but that's not 100% clear.

In any event, Texas and the United States do not need foreign-born people in the government.

It's bad enough we have snakes in power that are paypigs for foreign interests. This guy is most definitely not loyal to America or Texas.
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7:44a, 11/24/25
"You getting this, camera guy?"
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In reply to Ag87H2O • 8:05a, 11/24/25
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Ag87H2O said:
Looks like he got a proper butt kicking.


According to him, she had her teeth locked down on his tongue and he punched her to get her to let go

Both arrested, charges dismissed against both
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8:06a, 11/24/25
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Carter needs to hang up the cleats

But not because of this guy
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8:07a, 11/24/25
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I thought he was dead
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In reply to AgBQ-00 • 8:15a, 11/24/25
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That is the Oxi Clean guy
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In reply to AgBQ-00 • 8:19a, 11/24/25
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AgBQ-00 said:
I thought he was dead


Guess not
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In reply to Psycho Bunny • 8:21a, 11/24/25
Psycho Bunny said:
Did not see a thread for this.

You'll be saying "WOW.

Famous infomercial pitchman Offer Vince shlomi - better known as the "ShamWow guy who advertised the super-absorbent towel on late-night TV - has filed to run for Congress in Texas as a Republican, according to state election records

The 61-vear-old Israeli-American entrepreneur is aiming to unseat Congressman John Carter R-Texas, the 84-year-old incumbent who is seeking re-election in the district. Carter's turf includes the northern Austin suburbs, Temple and Fort Hood.

Shlomi is now one of at least five candidates aiming to compete in the primary for Texas 31 st Congressional District - a reliably red stronghold.

Per foxnews.


84 year old politician wanting even more years in office? Can we please get age and term limit, FFS?
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In reply to Psycho Bunny • 8:31a, 11/24/25
Why do we keep electing 80+ year olds to Congress? Are we that ****ing lazy that we just check the name we recognize?
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In reply to AgBQ-00 • 8:34a, 11/24/25
AgBQ-00 said:
I thought he was dead

In the universe I'm from he died.

/mandela effect
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8:35a, 11/24/25
He is 61???????????

Dammit... feel old.
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8:40a, 11/24/25
Why not have more clowns in DC (and less in TX).
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In reply to AgBQ-00 • 8:44a, 11/24/25
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I thought he was dead


You are thinking of Billy Mays who, in addition to his intense passion for Oxi-clean, had a real love of cocaine.
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8:44a, 11/24/25
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I honestly got more of a chuckle out of his "Slap-Chop" commercial...back in the day it was YouTube GOLD!

"...watch this, you're gonna love my nuts!"
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8:47a, 11/24/25
I can't find anything about where he's living to claim residency.
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8:49a, 11/24/25
Its going to be a real free for all. This gal is running for the same seat.




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8:50a, 11/24/25
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duel citizen?

no ****ing thanks
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8:51a, 11/24/25
What this country needs is a true citizen legislature and not a professional political class.
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In reply to cr06gis • 8:54a, 11/24/25
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cr06gis said:
duel citizen?

no ****ing thanks


Aaron Burr was a duel citizen
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In reply to GAC06 • 8:56a, 11/24/25
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this isnt the 1800s anymore
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In reply to torrid • 9:07a, 11/24/25
torrid said:
AtticusMatlock said:
His arrest following a drunken fight with a prostitute will make for an interesting campaign commercial.



Guess she didn't love his nuts.
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In reply to Ferg • 9:10a, 11/24/25
Great, more carpetbaggers.
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In reply to lead • 9:11a, 11/24/25
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lead said:
Slap chop guy?
You are gonna love his nuts
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In reply to Captain Pablo • 9:11a, 11/24/25
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According to him, she had her teeth locked down on his tongue and he punched her to get her to let go

Better than having her teeth locked down on something else, IYKWIM.

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