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Juan Lee Pettimore
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In reply to infinity ag • 8:55a, 11/25/25
infinity ag said:
Ferg said:


Y'all should copy Gomez, if only for the entertainment value.


Wow she's really cute.


Dude, it's a goat.
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In reply to c-jags • 8:57a, 11/25/25
love Valentina Gomez but she is a bit crazy.

also NOT BORN IN THE USA

she LOVES Israel so all the anti-semites are going to have a tough election.

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In reply to Ferg • 9:37a, 11/25/25
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Ferg said:
Its going to be a real free for all. This gal is running for the same seat.





Such a bizarre grift.

All lies, too.

You are not banning Halal food and burqas lmao
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1:09p, 11/25/25
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So, have yall seen ShamWow guy's "Wokebusters" video?

Warning: It's a little NSFW:

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In reply to Juan Lee Pettimore • 1:18p, 11/25/25
Juan Lee Pettimore said:
infinity ag said:
Ferg said:


Y'all should copy Gomez, if only for the entertainment value.


Wow she's really cute.


Dude, it's a goat.


Mohammad, stop projecting your animal instincts on others, you freak.
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In reply to AtticusMatlock • 1:18p, 11/25/25
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His arrest following a drunken fight with a prostitute will make for an interesting campaign commercial.


Yeah i remember beating a prostitute either a patron bottle.
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In reply to ts5641 • 1:21p, 11/25/25
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ts5641 said:
Why do we keep electing 80+ year olds to Congress? Are we that ****ing lazy that we just check the name we recognize?

Yes, that's exactly what we keep doing..

"If you do what you always do, you get what you've always got."
Gig 'Em
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In reply to AtticusMatlock • 1:28p, 11/25/25
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His arrest following a drunken fight with a prostitute will make for an interesting campaign commercial.

Sometimes you really shouldn't slap a ho!
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In reply to 93MarineHorn • 2:12p, 11/25/25
B*tches need slapping at all times.

Don't worry mods, I'll ban myself
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In reply to Jugstore Cowboy • 6:59p, 11/25/25
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That's 4:15 I will never have back.

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8:24a, 1/15/26
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With all of these poor choices, it's certainly a struggle to figure out who to vote for (not in a good way). Saw that Carter voted against removing funding for NED last night. Certainly underscores his mentality as 20+ year congressman going with the DC flow and not really wanting to change anything.
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In reply to Captain Pablo • 8:30a, 1/15/26
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In reply to Juan Lee Pettimore • 8:36a, 1/15/26
Juan Lee Pettimore said:
infinity ag said:
Ferg said:


Y'all should copy Gomez, if only for the entertainment value.


Wow she's really cute.


Dude, it's a goat.


I saw the woman. You saw the goat.

Let me guess. You are a Muslim?
You can have the goat.
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In reply to Juan Lee Pettimore • 8:41a, 1/15/26
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Juan Lee Pettimore said:
infinity ag said:
Ferg said:


Y'all should copy Gomez, if only for the entertainment value.


Wow she's really cute.


Dude, it's a goat.


Assuming gender again?
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In reply to infinity ag • 9:30a, 1/15/26
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infinity ag said:
Juan Lee Pettimore said:
infinity ag said:
Ferg said:


Y'all should copy Gomez, if only for the entertainment value.


Wow she's really cute.


Dude, it's a goat.


I saw the woman. You saw the goat.

Let me guess. You are a Muslim?
You can have the goat.

The goat does look delicious. Haven't had cabrito for a while.
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In reply to ts5641 • 9:34a, 1/15/26
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ts5641 said:
Why do we keep electing 80+ year olds to Congress? Are we that ****ing lazy that we just check the name we recognize?

Collectively lazy, yes indeed we are.
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In reply to ts5641 • 9:38a, 1/15/26
ts5641 said:
Why do we keep electing 80+ year olds to Congress?

Because they keep delivering the bacon to the right people.
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10:14a, 1/15/26
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A salesman with a record seems like the perfect politician to me. I'd vote for him just for grins.
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In reply to Psycho Bunny • 10:26a, 1/15/26
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Israeli American?

So the Democrats will call him a Nazi right?
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10:40a, 1/15/26
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What is this, an infomercial? What am I the Shamwow guy?

(One of the only skits where Jimmy Fallon doesn't break)

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infinity ag
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In reply to Tree Hugger • 11:57a, 1/15/26
Tree Hugger said:
infinity ag said:
Juan Lee Pettimore said:
infinity ag said:
Ferg said:


Y'all should copy Gomez, if only for the entertainment value.


Wow she's really cute.


Dude, it's a goat.


I saw the woman. You saw the goat.

Let me guess. You are a Muslim?
You can have the goat.

The goat does look delicious. Haven't had cabrito for a while.


Oh mama.

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1:20p, 2/5/26
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Dying
Just gotta execute
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In reply to AgEngr12 • 1:24p, 2/5/26
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AgEngr12 said:
Dying


Very effective!
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In reply to torrid • 1:27p, 2/5/26
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torrid said:
AtticusMatlock said:
His arrest following a drunken fight with a prostitute will make for an interesting campaign commercial.


He kind of looks like Arch Manning.
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infinity ag
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1:51p, 2/5/26
Does Shamwow even exist as a product or company?
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In reply to infinity ag • 2:37p, 2/5/26
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infinity ag said:
Does Shamwow even exist as a product or company?

I think I saw some at Walmart not too long ago in an "As seen on TV" aisle

Also you can buy them off this website that looks like hasn't been updated in about 15 years:
https://www.shamwow.com/
Just gotta execute
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In reply to AgBQ-00 • 2:42p, 2/5/26
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AgBQ-00 said:
I thought he was dead

Are you thinking of Billy Mays?

You can turn off signatures, btw
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In reply to Ag with kids • 3:00p, 2/5/26
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Ag with kids said:
AgBQ-00 said:
I thought he was dead

Are you thinking of Billy Mays?


Just think, Billy Mays would probably be running for Senate right now if he was still alive.
Just gotta execute
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In reply to AgEngr12 • 3:03p, 2/5/26
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How is this real?
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4:21p, 2/5/26
You followin me camera guy?
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In reply to Ag87H2O • 4:23p, 2/5/26
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Ag87H2O said:
Looks like he got a proper butt kicking.

We found the Australian dude
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In reply to Ag with kids • 4:38p, 2/5/26
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No I knew about him. I thought this guy died shortly after his arrest for prostitution stuff.
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In reply to Zachary Klement • 6:19p, 2/5/26
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Zachary Klement said:
Ferg said:
Its going to be a real free for all. This gal is running for the same seat.





Such a bizarre grift.

All lies, too.

You are not banning Halal food and burqas lmao

"Elect me and I will have the government tell you what you can wear, eat and what you can do with your private property!"

Yeah, not happening. And the only people dumber than her for saying it is anyone that believes it.
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