JP Morgan assault allegations

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In reply to TRM • 10:33a, 5/7/26
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Alta said:
I actually worked on several deals with Hajdini pre-covid.

So does she have cannons?


In the old days Playboy would have contacted her agent and we would see a centerfold of her cannons.

Now? All good days have come to an end.
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In reply to Alta • 10:35a, 5/7/26
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I actually worked on several deals with Hajdini pre-covid. I thought she was great (haven't spoken to her in a long time though).

And I disagree with an earlier post as JPM would absolutely settle a nuisance claim for $1.0mm under certain circumstances.


Oh you know her!

Maybe it is time to send her a Linkedin message asking "Howdy! Anything interesting happening these days?".
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12:45p, 5/20/26
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12:49p, 5/20/26
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She and the TMFINR girl need to go a couple rounds in Vegas....
I hope I did not offend anybody with this post. If I did, please come see me at my address in my profile so we can talk.
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1:00p, 5/20/26
No pics of those famed cannons yet??

What's the world coming to.
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In reply to infinity ag • 1:11p, 5/20/26
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No pics of those famed cannons yet??

What's the world coming to.

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1:45p, 5/21/26
JPMorgan girl-boss cannons are like the Loch Ness Monster.

We hear a lot about it, have built it up to mythical proportions in our minds, but no one has seen it for real.

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In reply to infinity ag • 1:49p, 5/21/26
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infinity ag said:
JPMorgan girl-boss cannons are like the Loch Ness Monster.

We hear a lot about it, have built it up to mythical proportions in our minds, but no one has seen it for real.


I saw the Loch Ness monster once.

It was dressed up as a girl scout selling thin mints for $3.50
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In reply to Alta • 7:05p, 5/21/26
Alta said:
I actually worked on several deals with Hajdini pre-covid. I thought she was great (haven't spoken to her in a long time though).

And I disagree with an earlier post as JPM would absolutely settle a nuisance claim for $1.0mm under certain circumstances.


Did she brag about her cannons? Do they exist?
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12:32p, 5/26/26
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Well well well...his case may be falling apart

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15849727/JPMorgan-sex-slave-Chirayu-Rana-dropped-lawyer-Lorna-Hajdini.html
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12:35p, 5/26/26
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That's too bad. I was hoping the question regarding whether Hajdini literally has cannons would have been answered during the discovery phase.
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12:40p, 5/26/26
I wish the judge would ask for evidence to be presented - the previously mentioned Cannons.
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2:25p, 5/26/26
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10:49p, 5/26/26
Maybe he should have taken the $1MM settlement offer. I doubt he knows the canons of law.
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In reply to HTownAg98 • 10:52p, 5/26/26
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It looks like he might not know her cannons, either.
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In reply to BBRex • 10:52p, 5/26/26
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BBRex said:
It looks like he might not know her cannons, either.

We don't know her cannons either.
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1:01p, 5/27/26
Maybe there are no real cannons and the ones mentioned are fake and made of silicone.
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In reply to infinity ag • 1:05p, 5/27/26
infinity ag said:
Maybe there are no real cannons and the ones mentioned are fake and made of silicone.

I'd still like to inspect them to be sure.
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In reply to infinity ag • 9:13a, 5/28/26
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Maybe there are no real cannons and the ones mentioned are fake and made of silicone.


As long as they're real looking fake ones, or fake looking real ones....does it matter?
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9:33a, 5/28/26
Funny

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In reply to AJ02 • 9:35a, 5/28/26
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AJ02 said:
infinity ag said:
Maybe there are no real cannons and the ones mentioned are fake and made of silicone.


As long as they're real looking fake ones, or fake looking real ones....does it matter?


If you can squeeze them they are real enough.
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In reply to fc2112 • 12:20p, 5/28/26
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Funny

His previous attorney never intended to take this case to trial. He was just there for his cut of the shakedown.

There is no attorney on the planet that would take his case on contingency now.
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3:35p, 6/8/26
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Rana has a new attorney that promises new evidence that will vindicate everything Rana said. Let's all hope the evidence is cannon related.

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4:17p, 6/8/26
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This story is why popcorn gifs were invented. I'm here for all of it.....
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4:36p, 6/8/26
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Well that original info was so believable I'm sure this new stuff is gonna be a real doozy. Bet he has doodles of cannons in his meeting notes.

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In reply to Tony Franklins Other Shoe • 4:40p, 6/8/26
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The new attorney repped a couple of NYC strippers that sued a club owner for hostile work environment.
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4:48p, 6/8/26
Attorneys are just looking for free publicity. No way any of the allegations are the slightest bit true.
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In reply to bonfarr • 4:49p, 6/8/26
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bonfarr said:
The new attorney repped a couple of NYC strippers that sued a club owner for hostile work environment.

OH this is going to be good!
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In reply to Panama Red • 4:54p, 6/8/26
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Has anybody pointed out how weird ass looking that guy is?
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In reply to annie88 • 5:06p, 6/8/26
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annie88 said:
Has anybody pointed out how weird ass looking that guy is?

Dude, you are the only person looking at him.
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In reply to japantiger • 5:09p, 6/8/26
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annie88 said:
Has anybody pointed out how weird ass looking that guy is?

Dude, you are the only person looking at him.

His picture is literally under the one of her and her family.
I don’t get enough credit for the things I manage not to say.
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6:56p, 6/8/26
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Son-in-law almost took a job with JP Morgan, so I was teasing our daughter about this. Turns out that one of her high school classmates is a lawyer with JP, and knows the woman well.

He told their circle of friends that the accusations are bull***t, and that Hajdini is a good person.

To the surprise of no one....
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In reply to annie88 • 7:11p, 6/8/26
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annie88 said:
Has anybody pointed out how weird ass looking that guy is?

Give him a break. He's had the business end of cannons pointed in his face. Evidently.
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In reply to Old Sarge • 8:02p, 6/8/26
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Old Sarge said:
annie88 said:
Has anybody pointed out how weird ass looking that guy is?

Give him a break. He's had the business end of cannons pointed in his face. Evidently.


Some women are very strange, but I can't imagine under any circumstances her (or most women) being attracted to him. But I guess never say never.
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10:37p, 6/8/26
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A good friend of mine is extremely good friends with the girl… as others have said, it's all complete bull***** The girl is a total Girl Scout from what I've been told.

Feel bad for her though. Sounds like it's been extremely difficult for her.
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