I think I've told this somewhere on here before.
When I was about 16, I went with several friends out to a buddy's piece of land near Decatur. We were out doing what we always did: driving a truck around at night and shooting whatever moved. One night we came upon this spike about 50 yards away, and it was staring right into the headlights. The driver stopped, pulled out a spotlight, shined it on him, and he kept staring. We spend a few seconds debating what to do, and one guy pulls out his .30-30 and starts shooting at him. He doesn't move. After about 4 shots (and misses), I'm getting a little disgusted and tell the guy to give me the gun, as I won't miss (although I do suspect something was wrong with the sights on the gun as that guy wasn't that bad a shot).
Before I could get a crack at him, one of the other guys grabs a water ski rope thats in the back of the pickup and says he's going to lasso the thing. So we put our guns down and watch him make a fool out of himself (incidentally, there was no alcohol involved in any of this) for a few seconds. Then, the spike takes off, but not too far. We chased it.
For the next hour, the guy with the rope (it was his land), me, and two other guys chase this stupid thing halfway across north central Texas. It would get 25 yards in front of us, wait for us to catch up, then take off again, and repeat that. I had a flashlight and a shotgun; one other guy had a flashlight and some weapon; another guy had two long guns -- his, and the guy's with the rope. I must have gotten hit by the back swing of that rope 10 times. Anyway, we come up on a fence line and the spike jumps it and is gone. I guess he figured we'd follow him there and continue the fun, but we gave up thinking he was gone for good.
These idiots kept saying stupid stuff like, "hey, let's catch him and we can take him back home with us and put him in the backyard." Of course then, at 16, it made a little sense! But it was one of the funnest hours or so of my life.