schmellba99 said:Chewy said:
The pepper jack sausage kolache at Buc-ee's was the tits but it's gone the way of the dodo bird.
As for calling meat and bread as kolaches being a sin, I hope those same people order sliced grilled chicken breast at Mexican restaurants and don't order chicken or mixed fajitas.
Would only be fair and righteous if you're gonna die on that hill.
Yep, kolache dorks are often the same as the "there is no such thing as a chicken or shrimp fajita!!!!" dorks.
Nobody - absolutely nobody - outside of your circle of dorks cares. Nobody.
I also hope those people don't call just any sterile adhesive bandage a "band-aid", because that, too, would be factually incorrect.
Until the kolache dorks united and started preaching their crap on Texags, I had never heard of anybody ever throwing a tantrum calling a sausage or ham and cheese or boudin or brisket kolache a kolache - because the vast majority of the world calls them a kolache. Because they are a kolache in common modern vernacular.
I'm also German and generally don't care what inferior countries call their food. I'll just blitzkreig right over them anyway.
Unless the forecast is for rain.
Then you will hide in a bunker and post about how the rain is derailing "your blitzkrieg project".
