bigjag19 said:

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No civilization in history has ever considered chief hydrological engineer a calling.

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Who would have built the aqueducts supplying Rome 2,000 years ago?

bigjag19 said:

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No civilization in history has ever considered chief hydrological engineer a calling.

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The ancient Capodocians would beg to differ.

If you don't **** with the magiquest at GWL your opinion on water parks and Golden Corral is DQ'd

LuoJi said:

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If you don't **** with the magiquest at GWL your opinion on water parks and Golden Corral is DQ'd

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wow. this is literally the gayest and most annoying part

You know what's gay? Being a Kalahari person

Did we ever settle this?

Kalahari Or bust, amirite?

My wife and I were planning on taking the kids to tour Germany over the Christmas break, but I've decided I will cancel that and see if Kalahari is indeed superior to Great Wolf Lodge.

That's for taking one.

We went to the new Greatwolf Lodge in Webster early this month and the kids had a great time. No complaints on the room or service.

Haven't been to Karahari.

So are yall Great Wolf people now?

Milwaukees Best Light said:

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So are yall Great Wolf people now?

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Nah, but I'd go back.

drumboy said:

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Milwaukees Best Light said:

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So are yall Great Wolf people now?

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Nah, but I'd go back.

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Pretty sure that makes you "people" now.

As someone without children these kinds of posts are always a fun read

Attention Kalahari lady,

Let me start off by saying we are not Kalahari people. Just got back yesterday from two nights at Kalahari. Damn, that place is great. The waterpark was great, the arcade and game area was great. The food was fine and the staff were friendly enough and there were a bunch of them. Like full staffing plus 10 percent.

It is expensive, but that keeps out the riffraff. If you have kids between like 5 and 15, take them. Bring your big boy wallet, but it is good.

Milwaukees Best Light said:

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Attention Kalahari lady,

Let me start off by saying we are not Kalahari people. Just got back yesterday from two nights at Kalahari. Damn, that place is great. The waterpark was great, the arcade and game area was great. The food was fine and the staff were friendly enough and there were a bunch of them. Like full staffing plus 10 percent.

It is expensive, but that keeps out the riffraff. If you have kids between like 5 and 15, take them. Bring your big boy wallet, but it is good.

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"It is expensive but that keeps out the riffraff"

Within reason, that is the only play. All mine are under 6. But anytime we do the Joe public things (mid week rodeo to see the animal exhibits, zoo lights, etc) we just game plan timing and cut as much ****show as possible.

It has blown my mind forever how some people just like to be in the mass hysteria. It's like folks who go to Black Friday sales but to a much lesser degree.

Still glad OP got flamed as she should in case yall were wondering

I'll never go to great wolf lodge because 90% of the ads I see for it on YouTube are in Spanish and that tells me all I need to know.

Sea Speed said:

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I'll never go to great wolf lodge because 90% of the ads I see for it on YouTube are in Spanish and that tells me all I need to know.

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Weird check your algorithm

Sad I missed this thread originally. But very entertaining.

So if you are self-proclaimed Kalahari/GWL people, is that the like bargain basement version of the LGBTQGHS+/- and Kamala voter vulnerables that proudly proclaim they are Disney adults? Like I know a guy who is right now on a Disney cruise with the wife and no kids. No Fing way I do that.

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Sea Speed said:

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I'll never go to great wolf lodge because 90% of the ads I see for it on YouTube are in Spanish and that tells me all I need to know.

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Weird check your algorithm

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You would think, but I watch space videos, roman history crap and weird esoteric philosophical ramblings almost exclusively.

Is this the dreaded several months apart double post?
Pretty sure you said the same thing on page 1

We did Disney this past spring.
I didn't see any Disney people at the Kalahari. Everybody there had kids with them. Nobody was virtue signaling, just regular ass parents trying to let their kids have fun. Wtf man, normal things still exist. Stop being a ****ing ******* about everything.

Scruffy said:

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Is this the dreaded several months apart double post?
Pretty sure you said the same thing on page 1

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If I did then it's simply because it continues to annoy me.

Sea Speed said:

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I'll never go to great wolf lodge because 90% of the ads I see for it on YouTube are in Spanish and that tells me all I need to know.

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casa del lobo grande

Great news for the Kalahari people here.

https://www.chron.com/news/article/waterpark-allen-texas-20178411.php