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rongoodwine
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Good afternoon Army,Armies,

Wife and I have a resident Houstonian membership that is transferable. New remodeled area will be complete by the end of the month. Kiddos are up and out and we don't use it anymore. If interested let me know and I will discuss how the discount works.

Giggem,

RG
BMX Bandit
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this guy may be able to help:

https://texags.com/forums/38/topics/3546640/replies/70415428
Martin Q. Blank
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Toilets look nice. How much?


htxag09
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what kind of discount?
Diggity
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those grandfathered equity memberships are getting to be pretty valuable.

Buy them for $10K, sell them for $30K.
El Gallo Blanco
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What exactly is the Houstonian? Lived here my whole life and still do not understand the purpose of a membership there. Is it essentially just a gym and spa with nice furnishings? I have no shortage of money, as most here know and like to razz me about, and I am a sucker for club memberships (the more exclusive the better), but the Houstonian is a head scratcher to me. Sell me on it, I might be interested. I have to stay away from brothels, so if there is any sexually immoral component to the place, I'M OUT.
ChemAg15
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Glad you're finally getting help and are taking the necessary steps to mitigate your sexually deviant tendencies.
Cougar11
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lol poors who need discounts to join the Houstonian.
Milwaukees Best Light
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El Gallo Blanco said:

What exactly is the Houstonian? Lived here my whole life and still do not understand the purpose of a membership there. Is it essentially just a gym and spa with nice furnishings? I have no shortage of money, as most here know and like to razz me about, and I am a sucker for club memberships (the more exclusive the better), but the Houstonian is a head scratcher to me. Sell me on it, I might be interested. I have to stay away from brothels, so if there is any sexually immoral component to the place, I'M OUT.

Not sure if it is approved of my the management, but ole Massage Watson used to get something massaged there back when he was a good quarterback.
Captain Winky
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They have gender neutral bathrooms, so probably not your speed.
OnlyForNow
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Good to see you Catch, how you been?
one MEEN Ag
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El Gallo Blanco said:

What exactly is the Houstonian? Lived here my whole life and still do not understand the purpose of a membership there. Is it essentially just a gym and spa with nice furnishings? I have no shortage of money, as most here know and like to razz me about, and I am a sucker for club memberships (the more exclusive the better), but the Houstonian is a head scratcher to me. Sell me on it, I might be interested. I have to stay away from brothels, so if there is any sexually immoral component to the place, I'M OUT.

Its a refugee for WASPs who didn't like that Mattress Mac bought Club Westside and turned it into a kids zoo.
CW Griswold
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At this zoo are the kids in cages or are they free range?
FarmerJohn
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Very much free range, with minimal supervision from mom on Instagram or whatever app the nanny uses.
Gaeilge
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FarmerJohn said:

Very much free range, with minimal supervision from mom on Instagram or whatever app the nanny uses.


So it is indeed a brothel with a daycare!
one MEEN Ag
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CW Griswold said:

At this zoo are the kids in cages or are they free range?

The animals are in cages. The kids are free range.

The adults generally stay in their cages: the tennis courts, gym, and adult only pool.
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