The appetizers are over and it's time for the main course. This weekend, pork is on the menu. So let's fire up the spit, check in with Hog fans, catch a predator, read some borderline erotica and RUN THE NUMBERS.

A special thanks to J.P. 03, Beware of Doug, CardiffGiant, @OldArmyFight, Rex Racer, Gota De Limon and everyone who submitted stats and ideas.