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SEC Shorts - A quiet night in the college football ER gets crazy

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8:07a, 10/6/25
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Floridas back!

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8:10a, 10/6/25
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It looks like Texas is back.

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8:12a, 10/6/25
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Texas being back is the gift that keeps on giving
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8:14a, 10/6/25
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I appreciate being ignored here as well.
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8:14a, 10/6/25
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Auburn's O-line struggling against the bye week
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8:17a, 10/6/25
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Referencing the Vandy Pimp:
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Doctor: Does he have any next of kin in the waiting room?

Nurse: Just the entire SEC Shorts audience.

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8:17a, 10/6/25
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Warby Parker reps being worried about having their product connected to the game was genius
I wanna see our defense pissed off, not confused, maybe a little murder in their hearts Reload12, 11/4/11
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8:21a, 10/6/25
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I have a feeling Texas may be pronounced dead next week.
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8:22a, 10/6/25
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Vandy Pimp Resurrection

after losses to lsu and Mizzu, they whip the sips on Nov 1.
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In reply to DE4D • 8:32a, 10/6/25
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DE4D said:
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I was really afraid we were gonna get mentioned with UCLA
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8:35a, 10/6/25
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The shoulder shimmy shock was funny. Haha
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8:45a, 10/6/25
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The ad close with Herbie was excellent.
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In reply to Kenneth_2003 • 8:46a, 10/6/25
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Kenneth_2003 said:
DE4D said:
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I was really afraid we were gonna get mentioned with UCLA


Why would anyone have this thought? The places some or your minds go.
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In reply to Kenneth_2003 • 8:52a, 10/6/25
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Kenneth_2003 said:
DE4D said:
I appreciate being ignored here as well.


I was really afraid we were gonna get mentioned with UCLA


For what? Beating the spread?!?

The hell is wrong with you?
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8:53a, 10/6/25
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That cow lick was distracting
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8:54a, 10/6/25
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Belachick's girlfriend making sure she was in the will.
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In reply to BCO07 • 8:56a, 10/6/25
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BCO07 said:
Texas being back is the gift that keeps on giving


Like a case of herpes!
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In reply to AgLA06 • 9:04a, 10/6/25
Probably talking about the Sumlin choke against them.
Only thing that even remotely makes sense.
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Hank the Grifter
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9:05a, 10/6/25
Pretty weak I thought.
Personally the funnest part was at the beginning with Kentucky being such a regular, he's griping about the food schedule.
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In reply to AgLA06 • 9:08a, 10/6/25
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AgLA06 said:
Kenneth_2003 said:
DE4D said:
I appreciate being ignored here as well.


I was really afraid we were gonna get mentioned with UCLA


For what? Beating the spread?!?

The hell is wrong with you?

UCLA sending Penn to the ER much like they did to us in 2017...
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In reply to Hank the Grifter • 9:12a, 10/6/25
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Hank the Grifter said:
Probably talking about the Sumlin choke against them.
Only thing that even remotely makes sense.


Wuttttt!

Great writing in this one. Maybe best of the year. Every line had meaning.
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9:15a, 10/6/25
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"Texas is back"

Loved that one
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In reply to DE4D • 9:21a, 10/6/25
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I appreciate being ignored here as well.

We weren't totally ignored, we got a JFF reference.

This one was their best this year. The Texas is Back quote alone was worth the price of admission.
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In reply to Kenneth_2003 • 9:24a, 10/6/25
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Kenneth_2003 said:
AgLA06 said:
Kenneth_2003 said:
DE4D said:
I appreciate being ignored here as well.


I was really afraid we were gonna get mentioned with UCLA


For what? Beating the spread?!?

The hell is wrong with you?

UCLA sending Penn to the ER much like they did to us in 2017...


I don't even understand why this would cross your mind this season.
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9:40a, 10/6/25
Stand clear of the Pimp!...Stand clear of the Pimp!
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In reply to Kenneth_2003 • 9:42a, 10/6/25
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Kenneth_2003 said:
AgLA06 said:
Kenneth_2003 said:
DE4D said:
I appreciate being ignored here as well.


I was really afraid we were gonna get mentioned with UCLA


For what? Beating the spread?!?

The hell is wrong with you?

UCLA sending Penn to the ER much like they did to us in 2017...


But, but, trayveon's pimp stick
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In reply to Kansas Kid • 9:43a, 10/6/25
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Kansas Kid said:
DE4D said:
I appreciate being ignored here as well.

We weren't totally ignored, we got a JFF reference.

This one was their best this year. The Texas is Back quote alone was worth the price of admission.

That's because JFF was at the Vandy game, not because of anything that happened with us.
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9:52a, 10/6/25
Why was Johnny there? I missed it.
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In reply to ObviousLazyRiverIsObvious • 10:04a, 10/6/25
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ObviousLazyRiverIsObvious said:
Why was Johnny there? I missed it.


Pavia is a big fan of Manziel. That's why his jersey number is #2 also.
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In reply to ObviousLazyRiverIsObvious • 10:04a, 10/6/25
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ObviousLazyRiverIsObvious said:
Why was Johnny there? I missed it.

He's good pals with Pavia
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In reply to EllisCoAg • 10:12a, 10/6/25
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Warby Parker reps being worried about having their product connected to the game was genius

Is it just me, because I'm in Austin, or does the All State commercial with the kid that kicks open Bevo's gate show up for everyone else, or is it just the Austin audience? I'm ready for that one to go off the air and fast!

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10:13a, 10/6/25
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"The orange blood forum level is not responding," was pretty good too. Can't wait til we get a mention.
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10:17a, 10/6/25
This is my favorite thing on Mondays.
The fact that a few of you fear A&M being on SEC shorts might be the funniest joke of all.
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In reply to Btron • 10:18a, 10/6/25
Btron said:
EllisCoAg said:
Warby Parker reps being worried about having their product connected to the game was genius

Is it just me, because I'm in Austin, or does the All State commercial with the kid that kicks open Bevo's gate show up for everyone else, or is it just the Austin audience? I'm ready for that one to go off the air and fast!


It's on constantly in Houston. It makes as much sense as the truck commercial that airs during Astros games saying they have a manufacturing plant in "Texas towns like Arlington." About the most tone deaf thing you could say to Astro fans.
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In reply to RAB83 • 10:19a, 10/6/25
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Belachick's girlfriend making sure she was in the will.
Shouldn't we call them Betachick and Alphachick???
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