***** Official Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread *****

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Pahdz
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So great
iBrad
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Several weeks ago, my family toured the Louisville Slugger factory. There's an area that has one representative from each team. The Astros' was Cam Smith. This is my daughter, Cam, holding a bat we pulled out that had Jake Meyers' name written on it.

Anyway, cool story and looking forward to seeing Cam in action, as that day, I told my girls that it would probably be a year or so before we saw him play with the Astros.
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EastCoastAgNc said:


If there isn't a statue of Altuve at MM on Opening Day the season after he retires, there needs to be a riot
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Most important to me is winning the West, and then secondly win a playoff series.

I think more so this season is going to be more fun for me because the stress of sustained excellence is not there. Hoping baseball is fun again this year, albeit the Aggies threw a wrench in that plan a little.

Happy Opening Day everyone

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The Original Houston 1836 said:

Keep them coming boys! You're finally getting paid this year to show everyone how smart you are about baseball! here's the original post from yesterday if you missed it

YOU CAN WIN MONEY PLAYING ASTROS BINGO 2025!!!!!

Last year's winner was KAF, who got 7 points out of 10 possible guesses.

This year there are more squares and YOU CAN WIN MONEY

ASTROS BINGO 2025 RULES

1. You can pick up to 14 squares (you get 1 for free)
2. You DM or direct reply me your picks. You can copy/paste them
3. I load the Google spreadsheet
4. We keep track all year
5. The winner gets $50 from me via Venmo at the end of the year (for real). If more than one person is tied for the overall lead, I'll split the $50 however many ways it goes.
6. One entry per person. No Ranger fans allowed. If you don't post regularly on this and past Astro threads, you are disqualified.
7. You have to have you entry DMed or direct responded to me by first pitch of Astros-Mets on Thursday, March 27th. No exceptions!

Here's the big list. The first one is a freebie for everyone. You need to pick FOURTEEN MORE

[ol]
  • Ranger fans continue to be insufferable and have no sense of humor while also being terrified of girls.(FREE SPACE)
  • Astros win Opening Day
  • Astros lose Opening Day
  • 100+ win total
  • 95-99 win total
  • 90-94 win total
  • 85-89 win total
  • 80-84 win total
  • 75-79 win total
  • < 75 win total
  • Astros have winning streak of 8+ (in season)
  • Astros have losing streak of 6+ (in season)
  • Astros end April in 1st place
  • Astros end May in 1st place
  • Astros end June in 1st place
  • Astros end July in 1st place
  • Astros end August in 1st place
  • Astros win AL West
  • Astros make the playoffs as a wild card
  • Astros miss the playoffs
  • Yordan 35+ HR
  • Yordan hits .300 or better
  • Yordan 90+ RBI
  • Yordan makes the All-Star team
  • Yordan finishes top 3 for AL MVP
  • Yordan team lead OPS
  • Altuve team lead OPS
  • Altuve scores 90+ runs
  • Altuve .300+ AVG
  • Altuve makes the All-Star team
  • Pena 17+ HR
  • Pena 20+ SB
  • Pena makes the All-Star team
  • Diaz 25+ HR
  • Diaz 90+ RBI
  • Diaz team lead OPS
  • Diaz makes the All-Star team
  • Diaz grounds into 20+ double plays
  • Diaz grounds into 19 or fewer double plays
  • Cam Smith 15+ HR (in the majors)
  • Paredes 25+ HR
  • Paredes team lead OPS
  • Paredes make the All-Star team
  • Walker 25+ HR
  • Walker team lead OPS
  • Walker 90+ RBI
  • Walker makes the All-Star team
  • Anybody on the team besides Altuve has a 20 HR/20 SB or better season
  • Brendan Rodgers starts 100+ games
  • Jon Singleton gets resigned by the Astros
  • Jon Singleton's wife gets her own show on E!
  • Jon Singleton does a bat flip on a ball that gets caught by the other team
  • Jake Meyers goes crazy and hits .230 or better (min 250 AB)
  • Cooper Hummel, using brutal but non-lethal force, under the guise of a security exercise walks off with 15 VX poison gas rockets
  • Chas McCormick gets traded
  • Framber Valdez gets traded
  • Victor Caratini gets traded
  • Framber 15+ wins
  • Framber makes the All-Star team
  • Hader 35+ saves
  • Hader makes the All-Star team
  • Hader strikes out 100+ batters
  • Hunter 14+ wins
  • Hunter makes the All-Star team
  • Araghetti 12+ wins
  • Araghetti strikes out 185+ batters
  • Lance McCullers starts an MLB game in 2025
  • Lance McCullers gets an MLB win in 2025
  • Cristian Javier makes 5+ starts in 2025
  • Bryan Abreu 30+ Holds
  • Bryan Abreu 100+ strikeouts
  • Bryan Abreu makes the All-Star team
  • Rafael Montero's ERA is higher than 4.50
  • Rafael Montero's ERA is lower than 4.50
  • Kyle Tucker 25+ HR
  • Alex Bregman 25+ HR
  • Carlos Correa 20+ HR
  • George Springer 20+ HR
  • Justin Verlander wins 10+ games
  • Ryan Pressley 25+ saves
  • Ryan Pressley loses job as Cubs' closer not due to injury
  • Rangers miss the playoffs (again)
  • Rangers make the playoffs
  • Bruce Bochy gets fired
  • Bruce Bochy starts any press conference by saying "I'm getting too old for this *****"
  • Josh Jung misses 80+ games injured because he was auto-drafted onto my fantasy team
  • Angels lose 100 games
  • Sacramento A's (stadium capacity 14,014) outdraw 2024 Oakland A's at home (11,386 average)
  • A's win 75+ games
  • White Sox lose 115+ games
  • Dodgers win 108+ games
  • Dodgers win twice as many games as White Sox
  • Mike Trout plays 100 games or more
  • Mike Trout plays 99 games or fewer
  • Shohei goes 50-50 or more again
  • Aaron Judge hits 55+ HR
  • Aggie baseball team wins series at Disch-Falk in late April
  • Aggie baseball team loses series at Disch-Falk in late April
  • Aggie baseball team turns season around and makes at least the Super Regionals
  • Aggie baseball team does nothing of the sort
  • [/ol]Let's go!


    [ol]
  • Ranger fans continue to be insufferable and have no sense of humor while also being terrified of girls.(FREE SPACE)
  • Lance McCullers gets an MLB win in 2025
  • 90-94 win total
  • Rangers miss the playoffs (again)
  • Cam Smith 15+ HR (in the majors)
  • Araghetti 12+ wins
  • Astros have winning streak of 8+ (in season)
  • Anybody on the team besides Altuve has a 20 HR/20 SB or better season
  • Dodgers win twice as many games as White Sox (can they win more than twice as many games?)
  • Aggie baseball team turns season around and makes at least the Super Regionals
  • Pena makes the All-Star team
  • Astros win AL West
  • Altuve makes the All-Star team
  • Lance McCullers starts an MLB game in 2025
  • Mike Trout plays 99 games or fewer]

  • My list.

    ~egon



    Farmer1906
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    Remember when the Astros were getting old?

    Altuve - 34.9
    Walker - 34.0
    Caratini - 31.6
    Dubon - 30.7
    McCormick - 29.9
    Meyers - 28.8
    Rodgers - 28.6
    Alvarez - 27.7
    Pena - 27.5
    Diaz - 26.5
    Paredes - 26.1
    Deznezo - 24.9
    Smith - 22.1

    Blanco - 31.6
    McCullers - 31.5
    Valdez - 31.4
    Brown - 26.6
    Wesneski - 27.3
    Arrighetti - 25.2

    Almost everyone is prime age except for Smith, Altuve, & Walker.
    KAF
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    Going for the repeat!

    Insufferable Rangers fans (free)
    Astros 85-89 win total
    Astros losing streak 6+
    Astros miss playoffs
    Yordan team leads OPS
    Diaz 90+ RBI
    Paredes 25+ HR
    Walker 90+ RBI
    Victor Caratini Traded
    LMJ starts MLB game in 2025
    Bryan Abreu 100+ SO
    Sac A's outdraw Oakland A's
    A's win 75+ games
    Aggie BB loses at Disch-Falk
    Aggie BB does nothing of the sort
    W
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    the Phillies have the "old" label now
    JohnnyTexAg1995
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    Give me the someone has a 20/20 season other than 'Tuve!
    Farmer1906
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    Love this graphic. Hit the ball hard and not on the ground.

    1836er
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    The Original Houston 1836 said:

    1836er picks

    [ol]
    - Ranger fans continue to be insufferable and have no sense of humor while also being terrified of girls.(FREE SPACE)- 90-94 win total- Astros end August in 1st place- Astros win AL West- Altuve scores 90+ runs- Diaz 25+ HR- Paredes 25+ HR- Walker 25+ HR- Walker team lead OPS- Jake Meyers goes crazy and hits .230 or better (min 250 AB)- Rafael Montero's ERA is higher than 4.50- Ryan Pressley loses job as Cubs' closer not due to injury- A's win 75+ games- Dodgers win 108+ games- Aggie baseball team wins series at Disch-Falk in late April[/ol]
    Vance in '28
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    LOL, that didn't format well.
    Vance in '28
    Farmer1906
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    W said:

    the Phillies have the "old" label now


    I think people are still high on them, but they realize the window isn't starting open forever.

    Realmuto 34.0
    Castellanos 33.1
    Harper 32.7
    Schwarber 32.1
    Kepler 32.1
    Turner 31.7
    Bohm 28.6
    Stott 27.5
    Marsh 27.5

    Wheeler 34.8
    Walker 32.6
    Nola 31.8
    Sanchez 28.3
    Luzardo 27.5

    All their key players are reaching an age cliff. The younger crop aren't guys who can carry a team deep.
    iBrad
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    Farmer1906 said:

    Remember when the Astros were getting old?

    Altuve - 34.9
    Walker - 34.0
    Caratini - 31.6
    Dubon - 30.7
    McCormick - 29.9
    Meyers - 28.8
    Rodgers - 28.6
    Alvarez - 27.7
    Pena - 27.5
    Diaz - 26.5
    Paredes - 26.1
    Deznezo - 24.9
    Smith - 22.1

    Blanco - 31.6
    McCullers - 31.5
    Valdez - 31.4
    Brown - 26.6
    Wesneski - 27.3
    Arrighetti - 25.2

    Almost everyone is prime age except for Smith, Altuve, & Walker.

    I didn't realize Paredes was younger than Diaz and Pena.
    gambochaman
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    I had been but all these designations always confuse the hell out of me

    Thank you for helping me step back for the ledge
    Farmer1906
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    iBrad said:

    Farmer1906 said:

    Remember when the Astros were getting old?

    Altuve - 34.9
    Walker - 34.0
    Caratini - 31.6
    Dubon - 30.7
    McCormick - 29.9
    Meyers - 28.8
    Rodgers - 28.6
    Alvarez - 27.7
    Pena - 27.5
    Diaz - 26.5
    Paredes - 26.1
    Deznezo - 24.9
    Smith - 22.1

    Blanco - 31.6
    McCullers - 31.5
    Valdez - 31.4
    Brown - 26.6
    Wesneski - 27.3
    Arrighetti - 25.2

    Almost everyone is prime age except for Smith, Altuve, & Walker.

    I didn't realize Paredes was younger than Diaz and Pena.
    Yup. he's a young buck. Tigers brought him up during Covid in his age 21 season. He was an everyday player in TB by 23.

    Soto would be the 4th youngest on our team, slotting between Diaz and Paredes. Just wild to think about.
    Wabs
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    1 hour to go!!!
    The Original Houston 1836
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    KAF said:

    Going for the repeat!

    Insufferable Rangers fans (free)
    Astros 85-89 win total
    Astros losing streak 6+
    Astros miss playoffs

    Yordan team leads OPS
    Diaz 90+ RBI
    Paredes 25+ HR
    Walker 90+ RBI
    Victor Caratini Traded
    LMJ starts MLB game in 2025
    Bryan Abreu 100+ SO
    Sac A's outdraw Oakland A's
    A's win 75+ games
    Aggie BB loses at Disch-Falk
    Aggie BB does nothing of the sort

    rausr
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    Hope springs eternal!
    The Original Houston 1836
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    iBrad said:

    Farmer1906 said:

    Remember when the Astros were getting old?

    Altuve - 34.9
    Walker - 34.0
    Caratini - 31.6
    Dubon - 30.7
    McCormick - 29.9
    Meyers - 28.8
    Rodgers - 28.6
    Alvarez - 27.7
    Pena - 27.5
    Diaz - 26.5
    Paredes - 26.1
    Deznezo - 24.9
    Smith - 22.1

    Blanco - 31.6
    McCullers - 31.5
    Valdez - 31.4
    Brown - 26.6
    Wesneski - 27.3
    Arrighetti - 25.2

    Almost everyone is prime age except for Smith, Altuve, & Walker.

    I didn't realize Paredes was younger than Diaz and Pena.
    I didn't realize I'm easily old enough to be every single player's father. Bring back Verlander!
    KAF
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    LOL…recent history bias
    Farmer1906
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    Leadoff Austin Wells HR. Who had that for the first HR of opening day?
    linkdude
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    First catcher to hit a leadoff homer on opening day.
    Farmer1906
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    The secret to doing damage as a hitter? It lies in the point of contact

    What an interesting piece of data.
    Rustys-Beef-o-Reeno
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    Why are the blue jays in a delay?

    They have a ****ing roof

    Tariffs?
    BMX Bandit
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    n_touch
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    BMX Bandit said:


    Wander why?
    Farmer1906
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    Rustys-Beef-o-Reeno said:

    Why are the blue jays in a delay?

    They have a ****ing roof

    Tariffs?

    Quote:

    Rogers Centre is currently delayed due to a special pregame Opening Day ceremony. The game, marking the first MLB Opening Day at Rogers Centre since 2022, was set to begin at 3:07 p.m. ET, but the ceremony, which includes 225 Canadian military members carrying a giant Canadian flag and national anthems performed by the cast of Toronto's production of Disney's The Lion King
    Someone is getting fired.
    W
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    didn't know he was still in the league

    also didn't know he was still in America
    Wabs
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    2 short porch HRs for the Yankees that would probably only leave that yard
    Bag
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    I didnt realize Canada had 225 active members in their military /rimshot
    W
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    it was called a "little league" stadium for good reason

    (or is called)
    bearkatag15
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    W said:

    it was called a "little league" stadium for good reason

    (or is called)


    We don't have much room to talk lol
    Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
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    Farmer1906 said:

    Rustys-Beef-o-Reeno said:

    Why are the blue jays in a delay?

    They have a ****ing roof

    Tariffs?

    Quote:

    Rogers Centre is currently delayed due to a special pregame Opening Day ceremony. The game, marking the first MLB Opening Day at Rogers Centre since 2022, was set to begin at 3:07 p.m. ET, but the ceremony, which includes 225 Canadian military members carrying a giant Canadian flag and national anthems performed by the cast of Toronto's production of Disney's The Lion King
    Someone is getting fired.
    Isn't this Canada's entire military?
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    Bag said:

    I didnt realize Canada had 225 active members in their military /rimshot
    Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.
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