***** Official Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread *****

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rocketman1806
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3-0 count and swings at junk
ttha_aggie_09
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We're so ****ing pathetic
Harry Dunne
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Not the best 30 pitch to swing on.
Mathguy64
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3-0 and he was was behind it. Cant do that.
tjack16
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They could have put Altuve 3 feet away from home and we'd still find a way to strand him unless it's a homerun.
Iambob
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We have to be the stupiest team in baseball. Sanchez swinging 3-0!!! Hahahahahah
AlwaysNextYear89
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Sanchez has a 3-0 green light???

For the love, would Crane or Dana Brown please go off on this crew we have in our dugouts who seemingly don't do anything at all that might resemble coaching
Jaydoug
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Whelp ****
W
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terrible offense is terrible
wehnerhigh20
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So so so SO bad
JohnnyTexAg1995
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Literally a looping cutter right down the dick and can't do anything with it
carpediem13
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this is offensive to watch
Mathguy64
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Meatball and just fouls it straight back.

I thing every other team hammers that into the seats
CFTXAG10
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That Sanchez swing on 3-0 was criminal
ttha_aggie_09
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I hate CW worse than Abreu
linkdude
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gambochaman
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How did we become the worst offense in the league
W
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Okert has to survive the 11th

and then Lance will get the 12th
Frok
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carpediem13 said:

this is offensive to watch


No it's not
B-Rabbit
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Hope we get lucky here again, but what a disaster of a game. Just end the season man, I'm tired.
W
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ha, ha, Tellez has to run at second
tjack16
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So on this offense we have the following

- former league MVP
- multiple multi time silver sluggers making a lot of money
- multiple multi time all stars
- multiple postseason MVPs

And we can't hit with RISP in clutch games?
Socrates05
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Faustus said:

Socrates05 said:

Everyone on this roster seems to be hitting .200-.220 with 10-20 HRs. They must be miserable to watch.


Just 13 more runs scored than us for the season, so you don't have to imagine.


Exact opposite though from 12 singles a game with 4 gidp and 0-7 with runners in scoring position.
RED AG 98
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We aren't the only ones with terrible fans. Wow

Iambob
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8 singles 1 hr and 2 walks and 11 ks is 3 runs
Mathguy64
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Fatty is the ManfredMann. Small favors.
agproducer
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Just end it. I'm tired of watching this *****
RED AG 98
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*Large
Iambob
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That will for sure go viral
Harry Dunne
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Maybe we should start the runner at third when the offenses are this bad.
Twisted Helix
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What a c u next tuesday. And why did that dude just let her do that?
Harry Dunne
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Good for the dad for not losing his temper. I would've told that hag to turn around and head back to her Subaru.
The Beef01
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gambochaman said:

How did we become the worst offense in the league


You decide that your hitting coaches are there for decoration while the rest of the league uses theirs to put together offensive approaches and do advanced scouting.

You then see the results get worse-and-worse over a 4 year period until this is where you are…it's ultimately the natural conclusion when your bench staff has been as poor as it has been since 2000.
Faustus
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gambochaman said:

How did we become the worst offense in the league


A delicate mix of our best bats being injured for part/most of the season, our aging bats declining, and liberal application of AAAA/backup/not ready players to lubricate Dana's mess.
Iambob
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Need a nasty slider
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