The Original Houston 1836 said:

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[ol]

Ranger fans continue to be insufferable and have no sense of humor while also being terrified of girls.(FREE SPACE)

Astros win Opening Day

90-94 win total

Astros win AL West

Yordan 35+ HR

Yordan 90+ RBI

Yordan makes the All-Star team

Altuve .300+ AVG

Pena 20+ SB

Paredes 25+ HR

Framber 15+ wins

Lance McCullers starts an MLB game in 2025

Lance McCullers gets an MLB win in 2025

Rangers miss the playoffs (again)

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They've definitely done a better job of keeping the train a secret than they did the city connection uniforms.

Predictions on opening day lineup?

All I do is Nguyen said:

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Predictions on opening day lineup?

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Altuve
Paredes
Yordan
Walker
Yainer
Pena
Cam
Rodgers
Meyers

1) Altuve LF
2) Paredes 3B
3) Yordan DH
4) Diaz C
5) Pena SS
6) Smith RF
7) Dezenzo 1B
8) Meyers CF
9) Dubon 2B

All I do is Nguyen said:

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Predictions on opening day lineup?

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Altuve LF
Parades 3B
Yordan DH
Walker 1B
Diaz C
Pena SS
Smith RF
Doobie 2B
Meyers CF

wangus12 said:

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1) Altuve LF
2) Paredes 3B
3) Yordan DH
4) Diaz C
5) Pena SS
6) Smith RF
7) Dezenzo 1B
8) Meyers CF
9) Dubon 2B

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you're missing Walker

203Raggie said:

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All I do is Nguyen said:

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Predictions on opening day lineup?

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Altuve
Paredes
Yordan
Walker
Yainer
Pena
Cam
Rodgers
Meyers

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I think this is it.

The Original Houston 1836 said:

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Keep them coming boys! You're finally getting paid this year to show everyone how smart you are about baseball! here's the original post from yesterday if you missed it

YOU CAN WIN MONEY PLAYING ASTROS BINGO 2025!!!!!

Last year's winner was KAF, who got 7 points out of 10 possible guesses.

This year there are more squares and YOU CAN WIN MONEY

ASTROS BINGO 2025 RULES

1. You can pick up to 14 squares (you get 1 for free)
2. You DM or direct reply me your picks. You can copy/paste them
3. I load the Google spreadsheet
4. We keep track all year
5. The winner gets $50 from me via Venmo at the end of the year (for real). If more than one person is tied for the overall lead, I'll split the $50 however many ways it goes.
6. One entry per person. No Ranger fans allowed. If you don't post regularly on this and past Astro threads, you are disqualified.
7. You have to have you entry DMed or direct responded to me by first pitch of Astros-Mets on Thursday, March 27th. No exceptions!

Here's the big list. The first one is a freebie for everyone. You need to pick FOURTEEN MORE

[ol]

Ranger fans continue to be insufferable and have no sense of humor while also being terrified of girls.(FREE SPACE)

Astros win Opening Day

Astros lose Opening Day

100+ win total

95-99 win total

90-94 win total

85-89 win total

80-84 win total

75-79 win total

< 75 win total

Astros have winning streak of 8+ (in season)

Astros have losing streak of 6+ (in season)

Astros end April in 1st place

Astros end May in 1st place

Astros end June in 1st place

Astros end July in 1st place

Astros end August in 1st place

Astros win AL West

Astros make the playoffs as a wild card

Astros miss the playoffs

Yordan 35+ HR

Yordan hits .300 or better

Yordan 90+ RBI

Yordan makes the All-Star team

Yordan finishes top 3 for AL MVP

Yordan team lead OPS

Altuve team lead OPS

Altuve scores 90+ runs

Altuve .300+ AVG

Altuve makes the All-Star team

Pena 17+ HR

Pena 20+ SB

Pena makes the All-Star team

Diaz 25+ HR

Diaz 90+ RBI

Diaz team lead OPS

Diaz makes the All-Star team

Diaz grounds into 20+ double plays

Diaz grounds into 19 or fewer double plays

Cam Smith 15+ HR (in the majors)

Paredes 25+ HR

Paredes team lead OPS

Paredes make the All-Star team

Walker 25+ HR

Walker team lead OPS

Walker 90+ RBI

Walker makes the All-Star team

Anybody on the team besides Altuve has a 20 HR/20 SB or better season

Brendan Rodgers starts 100+ games

Jon Singleton gets resigned by the Astros

Jon Singleton's wife gets her own show on E!

Jon Singleton does a bat flip on a ball that gets caught by the other team

Jake Meyers goes crazy and hits .230 or better (min 250 AB)

Cooper Hummel, using brutal but non-lethal force, under the guise of a security exercise walks off with 15 VX poison gas rockets

Chas McCormick gets traded

Framber Valdez gets traded

Victor Caratini gets traded

Framber 15+ wins

Framber makes the All-Star team

Hader 35+ saves

Hader makes the All-Star team

Hader strikes out 100+ batters

Hunter 14+ wins

Hunter makes the All-Star team

Araghetti 12+ wins

Araghetti strikes out 185+ batters

Lance McCullers starts an MLB game in 2025

Lance McCullers gets an MLB win in 2025

Cristian Javier makes 5+ starts in 2025

Bryan Abreu 30+ Holds

Bryan Abreu 100+ strikeouts

Bryan Abreu makes the All-Star team

Rafael Montero's ERA is higher than 4.50

Rafael Montero's ERA is lower than 4.50

Kyle Tucker 25+ HR

Alex Bregman 25+ HR

Carlos Correa 20+ HR

George Springer 20+ HR

Justin Verlander wins 10+ games

Ryan Pressley 25+ saves

Ryan Pressley loses job as Cubs' closer not due to injury

Rangers miss the playoffs (again)

Rangers make the playoffs

Bruce Bochy gets fired

Bruce Bochy starts any press conference by saying "I'm getting too old for this *****"

Josh Jung misses 80+ games injured because he was auto-drafted onto my fantasy team

Angels lose 100 games

Sacramento A's (stadium capacity 14,014) outdraw 2024 Oakland A's at home (11,386 average)

A's win 75+ games

White Sox lose 115+ games

Dodgers win 108+ games

Dodgers win twice as many games as White Sox

Mike Trout plays 100 games or more

Mike Trout plays 99 games or fewer

Shohei goes 50-50 or more again

Aaron Judge hits 55+ HR

Aggie baseball team wins series at Disch-Falk in late April

Aggie baseball team loses series at Disch-Falk in late April

Aggie baseball team turns season around and makes at least the Super Regionals

Aggie baseball team does nothing of the sort

[/ol]Let's go!

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Ranger fans continue to be insufferable and have no sense of humor while also being terrified of girls.(FREE SPACE)
Astros have losing streak of 6+ (in season)
Astros win AL West
Yordan makes the All-Star team
Altuve makes the All-Star team
Jon Singleton gets resigned by the Astros
Victor Caratini gets traded
Framber 15+ wins
Araghetti strikes out 185+ batters
Lance McCullers starts an MLB game in 2025
Lance McCullers gets an MLB win in 2025
Bryan Abreu 30+ Holds
Kyle Tucker 25+ HR
A's win 75+ games
Mike Trout plays 99 games or fewer

Mr.Bond said:

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All I do is Nguyen said:

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Predictions on opening day lineup?

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Altuve LF
Parades 3B
Yordan DH
Walker 1B
Diaz C
Pena SS
Smith RF
Doobie 2B
Meyers CF

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I changed my mind. This one. The Astro love them some Doobie and want to honor him with an opening day start.

Here's my card. Hope I'm not out after the first game like my NCAA bracket was...

Ranger fans continue to be insufferable and have no sense of humor while also being terrified of girls.(FREE SPACE)

Astros win Opening Day

90-94 Wins

Astros make the playoffs

Yordan 35+ HR

Altuve scores 90+ runs

Pena 17+ HR

Diaz 90+ RBI

Walker 25+ HR

Jake Meyers goes crazy and hits .230 or better (min 250 AB)

Framber 15+ wins

Araghetti 12+ wins

Ryan Pressly loses job as Cubs' closer not due to injury

Sacramento A's (stadium capacity 14,014) outdraw 2024 Oakland A's at home (11,386 average)

A's win 75+ games

Ranger fans continue to be insufferable and have no sense of humor while also being terrified of girls.(FREE SPACE)

Yordan 90+ RBI

Altuve scores 90+ runs

Pena 20+ SB

Diaz grounds into 20+ double plays

Cam Smith 15+ HR (in the majors)

Paredes 25+ HR

Lance McCullers starts an MLB game in 2025

Bryan Abreu 30+ Holds

Kyle Tucker 25+ HR

Alex Bregman 25+ HR

Rangers miss the playoffs (again)

A's win 75+ games

Aaron Judge hits 55+ HR

Aggie baseball team does nothing of the sort

All I do is Nguyen said:

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Predictions on opening day lineup?

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1) Altuve LF
2) Paredes 3B (going yard today)
3) Yordan DH
4) Walker 1B
5) Diaz C (going yard today)
6) Pena SS
7) Smith RF (first hit in 2nd at bat, oppo single)
8) Meyers CF
9) Dubon 2B

Astros win 5-3

Is Walker healthy enough to be in the lineup?

The Original Houston 1836 said:

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Bingo Update: With the additions of Prosperdick, aftershock, astroaggie13, and myself, we're up to 22 entries!
More than double 2024's list.

You have until 3:09 p.m. today to make your picks. If you do it past 1 or 2 pm I might not see it right away as I'll be "working" before the game, but as long as it is time stamped, I'll add them in this evening at the latest.

Couple of people - astroaggie13 and AggieJ2002 need to make 1 extra pick - you only made 13.

Because I'm a long-time stat nerd, I'll post some "most common picks" and "rarities" tonight. Yordan is everyone's best friend so far, but an odd amount of support for Jake Meyers tripping the light fantastic and hitting .230.

The Spreadsheet

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I will throw in a tumbler for the winner.

Ranger fans continue to be insufferable and have no sense of humor while also being terrified of girls.(FREE SPACE)

Yordan 35+ HR

Yordan 90+ RBI

Yordan team lead OPS

Altuve scores 90+ runs

Pena 17+ HR

Pena 20+ SB

Diaz 25+ HR

Diaz grounds into 20+ double plays

Cam Smith 15+ HR (in the majors)

Chas McCormick gets traded

Framber 15+ wins

Hunter 14+ wins

Lance McCullers gets an MLB win in 2025

Cristian Javier makes 5+ starts in 2025

Anyone use spothero to reserve parking? Does it work correctly?

Yup, no issues when I've used it. However, you might be paying more (or less) than what is being charged when you show up and see the sign.

Farmer1906 said:

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Mr.Bond said:

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All I do is Nguyen said:

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Predictions on opening day lineup?

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Altuve LF
Parades 3B
Yordan DH
Walker 1B
Diaz C
Pena SS
Smith RF
Doobie 2B
Meyers CF

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I changed my mind. This one. The Astro love them some Doobie and want to honor him with an opening day start.

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Rodgers is 0-4 with 4 Ks vs Holmes, so that supports Dubon getting the start, too.

The Blue Jays have made another offer in their negotiations with Vladimir Guerrero, per sources; a gap still remains between the two sides.

— Buster Olney (@Buster_ESPN) March 27, 2025

Guys make sure you support my "Lance McCullers 2025 Cy-Young" crypto currency.

WE MADE IT BOYS!!!! OPENING DAY IS HERE!!!!!! LETSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

redline248 said:

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Is Walker healthy enough to be in the lineup?

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he's been playing games in Florida this week. I'd assume he G2G

AustinCountyAg said:

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redline248 said:

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Is Walker healthy enough to be in the lineup?

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he's been playing games in Florida this week. I'd assume he G2G

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Let's hope he's not using the designated first baseman pillow... We don't need him "sleeping wrong" and missing a month

JDUB08AG said:

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Anyone use spothero to reserve parking? Does it work correctly?

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I use that or ParkWhiz

Haven't had any issues

Ranger fans continue to be insufferable and have no sense of humor while also being terrified of girls.(FREE SPACE)

Astros win Opening Day

Astros win AL West

Yordan 90+ RBI

Altuve scores 90+ runs

Pena 17+ HR

Paredes 25+ HR

Walker 25+ HR

Jake Meyers goes crazy and hits .230 or better (min 250 AB)

Framber makes the All-Star team

Hader 35+ saves

Hader strikes out 100+ batters

Bryan Abreu 30+ Holds

Bryan Abreu 100+ strikeouts

Rafael Montero's ERA is higher than 4.50

• Ranger fans continue to be insufferable and have no sense of humor while also being terrified of girls.(FREE SPACE)
• Yordan 90+ RBI
• Pena 20+ SB
• Cam Smith 15+ HR (in the majors)
• Chas McCormick gets traded
• Lance McCullers starts an MLB game in 2025
• Lance McCullers gets an MLB win in 2025
• Kyle Tucker 25+ HR
• Dodgers win twice as many games as White Sox
• Mike Trout plays 99 games or fewer
• Astros miss the playoffs
• 85-89 win total
• Diaz grounds into 19 or fewer double plays
• Walker 25+ HR
• Angles lose 100 Games

The Astros are unveiling a new train tomorrow on opening day.

Larry Dieker is throwing out the ceremonial first pitch.

Jose Cruz will have the "Play Ball" call.

— Michael Schwab (@michaelschwab13) March 27, 2025

New Friends, New Foes - Astros 2025 Hype Vid 🤘 pic.twitter.com/Jy4WYGEfUi

— APOLLO MEDIA (@ApolloHOU) March 27, 2025

It all starts today. #BuiltForThis pic.twitter.com/S50PRdhiG4

— Houston Astros (@astros) March 27, 2025

Let's roll, keep things interesting

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• Astros lose Opening Day
• 90-94 win total
• Astros win AL West
• Yordan 90+ RBI
• Yordan makes the All-Star team
• Yordan team lead OPS
• Altuve scores 90+ runs
• Paredes 25+ HR
• Framber makes the All-Star team
• Lance McCullers starts an MLB game in 2025
• Alex Bregman 25+ HR
• Ryan Pressley loses job as Cubs' closer not due to injury
• Sacramento A's (stadium capacity 14,014) outdraw 2024 Oakland A's at home (11,386 average)
• A's win 75+ games

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Cam Smith has his Opening Day routine down 😂 pic.twitter.com/XaWDXdRw25

— Ari Alexander (@AriA1exander) March 27, 2025

For those who don't know- this is an Internet joke and not his real routine lol

Count me in this year

Ranger fans continue to be insufferable and have no sense of humor while also being terrified of girls.(FREE SPACE)
Astros win Opening Day
90-94 win total
Astros win AL West
Yordan 90+ RBI
Altuve scores 90+ runs
Pena 20+ SB
Diaz 90+ RBI
Diaz grounds into 20+ double plays
Cam Smith 15+ HR (in the majors)
Walker 90+ RBI
Hunter 14+ wins
Araghetti wins 12+
Lance McCullers starts an MLB game in 2025
A's win 75+ games

EastCoastAgNc said:

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Cam Smith has his Opening Day routine down 😂 pic.twitter.com/XaWDXdRw25

— Ari Alexander (@AriA1exander) March 27, 2025

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I was expecting to see him dunk his face in it