***** Official Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread *****

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W
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MLB might just cancel an Astros-Mariners wildcard series

tape delay at least
Beau Holder
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At least they lose in a variety of ways. These Astros combine being bad with being bad in mind-numbingly the same way every night.

But yes, their fans have to be absolutely broken. 3.0 GB is enough hope to hold on to though.
tjack16
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Can this offense show a pulse?
Drunken Overseas Bettor
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W said:

MLB might just cancel an Astros-Mariners wildcard series

tape delay at least

Start the games in the 10th inning with the runner on and make them sudden death.
Mathguy64
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I think every pitch Warren is throwing for a strike is right on an edge.
Ciboag96
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Apparently not
Mathguy64
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Or off it and Blue just goes "yep. That's a Yankees strike for me."
Beau Holder
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tjack16 said:

Can this offense show a pulse?

No they legitimately fundamentally can't.
Mathguy64
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Drunken Overseas Bettor said:

W said:

MLB might just cancel an Astros-Mariners wildcard series

tape delay at least

Start the games in the 10th inning with the runner on and make them sudden death.


Yeah, since we can't score runners from any base, I fail to see how that helps.
Iambob
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Lol someone please hit a home run
mwm
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And there have been several are outside the zone. Imagine that.
linkdude
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Mathguy64 said:

I think every pitch Warren is throwing for a strike is right on an edge.
That's pretty much what being in a slump is like. Baseball is worse than any other sport in that regard. Offense is already difficult to come by as it is, but when you are psyched out before you get in the box, good luck.
htxag09
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I've held out for as long as I could but man it's painful to follow this offense.
mwm
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Stanton just looks mean. He never steps out of the box. He just stares at the pitcher.
Mathguy64
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6 straight batters with an OPS above .800 versus just 1.

It's not a fair fight.
Iambob
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We need one of those
W
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Crawford special

not good
RED AG 98
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Danger zone. We're in it.
txags92
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tjack16 said:

Can this offense show a pulse?



tjack16
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Alright down by 3. Time to wave the white flag
wehnerhigh20
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That's all folks
Mathguy64
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First row HR.

3-0 is all it takes because we couldn't plate 4 runs off a pitching coach throwing HR derby.
Beau Holder
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Yep I'm out. These guys are garbage.
mwm
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Same guy as last night. Oppo homer into the Crawfords.
Mathguy64
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It's so infuriating to watch other teams actively try and hit balls to the boxes and we either pound them to SS or CF.
gambochaman
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Im glad i stopped watching this garbage
tjack16
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Only question is do we allow a blowout loss or just lose by 3-5 runs.
Iambob
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Se ya tomorrow
jetch17
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God if we had a shred of offense we could be up 6+ games while everyone else licks, but we're front row to the butthole
agproducer
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Failing at all facets of the game. The Mariners and Rangers have gifted us opportunities, and we just keep tripping over our dicks.
Beau Holder
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tjack16 said:

Only question is do we allow a blowout loss or just lose by 3-5 runs.

You know the answer. I don't know what we expected though, the pitching matchup is heavily tilted in the Astros' opponents' favor with [literally anyone] on the mound.
tjack16
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Hard to find anything positive with this team the last 2 months. Truly can't think of one consistent positive since post-dodgers series
scd88
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This offense is horrendous. A 3 run deficit is insurmountable based on recent results.
Blackbeard94
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1 measly hit
mwm
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If I wake up tomorrow morning only to find that our hitting coaches are still employed, I think I'm going to go and find me a cliff.
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