Sark seeks an easier job

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Skubalon
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UT expectations, inability to push others around, general suckosity proving too heavy a load.

https://www.newsweek.com/sports/ncaa/steve-sarkisian-new-job-nfl-10938784

Raiderjay
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What is the nfl city with the most strippers and monkeys???
Texas velvet maestro
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Jay it's ok to edit your posts when you look at what you wrote and find yourself being very dull.


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this newsweek link puts me in a very foul mood.
Big 12-0
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Wouldn't it be ironic if the Titans take Arch in the draft?
BadMoonRisin
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seems that competing with a team that has only won a single SEC game in the last 3 seasons is too tall of a task, even with the pre-ordained Heisman Trophy winner.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Texas velvet maestro
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BadMoonRisin said:

seems that competing with a team that has only won a single SEC game in the last 3 seasons is too tall of a task, even with the pre-ordained Heisman Trophy winner.

I'd say we competed. it ain't easy being everybody's super bowl.

HOOK'EM
BadMoonRisin
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Texas velvet maestro said:

BadMoonRisin said:

seems that competing with a team that has only won a single SEC game in the last 3 seasons is too tall of a task, even with the pre-ordained Heisman Trophy winner.

I'd say we competed. it ain't easy being everybody's super bowl.

HOOK'EM


Congrats on the big win, tvm. Another OT thriller against an SEC bottom.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Texas velvet maestro
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BadMoonRisin said:

Texas velvet maestro said:

BadMoonRisin said:

seems that competing with a team that has only won a single SEC game in the last 3 seasons is too tall of a task, even with the pre-ordained Heisman Trophy winner.

I'd say we competed. it ain't easy being everybody's super bowl.

HOOK'EM


Congrats on the big win, tvm. Another OT thriller against an SEC bottom.

thank you.

congrats on your td lead over LSU as the 2nd Q begins.
inconvenient truth
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Program defining win. You don't just walk into clanga expecting a W
R8ted
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inconvenient truth said:

Program defining win. You don't just walk into clanga expecting a W

Yes, as we know, the ags have proven that….3-5 all time…with the last one being a LOSS in 2018!
inconvenient truth
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R8ted said:

inconvenient truth said:

Program defining win. You don't just walk into clanga expecting a W

Yes, as we know, the ags have proven that….3-5 all time…with the last one being a LOSS in 2018!


Figured that unbelievable w would bring you out from under your rock to puff out your little bird chest.
And what the **** are you even talking about? We won there last year, and it didn't take a miracle to come back for an OT win. They haven't won a sec game at home since 2022. And most of our losses to them were when they were actually good and often times ranked. They are historically terrible right now. But don't let that stop you from beating your chest.
TXAGBQ76
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AG
DGrimesAg92
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With the benefit of a really easy SEC schedule in 2024 and a ****ty BigXII league in 2023, the whorns have still managed to suck ass. They scrape out a win in their cup cake games and get beat by the ranked teams....ie Georgia, tOSU, Georiga, tOSU. They're a paper princess always propped up by the media because they're a cash cow.

How they're still ranked this year is a prime example. They lost to tOSU, lost to a ****ty Florida team and steal wins the past two weeks, because of the decisions of two of the most incompetent head coaches in college football.
OMeara
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All we heard from aggies was how tough and dominant playing an SEC schedule was, right up until Texas joined the SEC. Now it is all 'incompetent coaches' and Texas 'stealing wins' and just about any excuse short of sunspots or alien invasion.
Thank GOD we play you guys next month with the chance to shut you up ...... for a few days at least.
waco_aggie05
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Funny how when we left for the SEC all yall stated how superior you were and how the SEC is just a bunch of dumb rednecks that you were too good for.
carl spacklers hat
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OMeara said:

All we heard from aggies was how tough and dominant playing an SEC schedule was, right up until Texas joined the SEC. Now it is all 'incompetent coaches' and Texas 'stealing wins' and just about any excuse short of sunspots or alien invasion.
Thank GOD we play you guys next month with the chance to shut you up ...... for a few days at least.

Bet your butthole was puckered up all day Saturday hoping you wouldn't choke against a team that has gone 0-16 in conference over the last 2+ years. Luckily for y'all, the refs got you into OT so you could eek out that tough win. Two weeks in a row going to OT to beat conference bottom-feeders is hardly something to get your chest puffed out over but whatever.
WC94
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Raiderjay said:

What is the nfl city with the most strippers and monkeys???


Miami
vin1041
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3 div 1 college football coaches fired during the season.

Opportunity for some coaches to get a raise.
TXAGBQ76
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Not sure why sark would care.
Now his special teams guy Banks could be all over it, as his wife and monkey may still need jobs.
Texas velvet maestro
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TXAGBQ76 said:

Not sure why sark would care.
Now his special teams guy Banks could be all over it, as his wife and monkey may still need jobs.

special teams has contributed to a winning record as much as anything. we might need 2 monkeys just to get through the season.
DGrimesAg92
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OMeara said:

All we heard from aggies was how tough and dominant playing an SEC schedule was, right up until Texas joined the SEC. Now it is all 'incompetent coaches' and Texas 'stealing wins' and just about any excuse short of sunspots or alien invasion.
Thank GOD we play you guys next month with the chance to shut you up ...... for a few days at least.


What part of your team has lost every SEC game they've played, when the team they're playing was anyone OTHER than a bottom dweller a team decimated by injuries. Texas didn't do **** last year and they won't do **** this year either.
DGrimesAg92
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tceh hiring?
Artimus Gordon
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Sark is just hedging his bets against the grim reaper of tu football, Del Monte. He would rather leave on his own terms. He's seen it happen in other sports. Obviously he is not one of Del Monte's A-Hole buddies like the POS baseball coach.

on the other hand, Karch can't throw worth a damn because of the parachute he is wearing. He's just waiting to see where Kiffin will call home in 2026.
OMeara
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"Texas didn't do **** last year and they won't do **** this year either."


You DO understand we played for the conference championship last year and the season before, correct?
When is the last time A&M did that?
Waffledynamics
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OMeara said:

"Texas didn't do **** last year and they won't do **** this year either."


You DO understand we played for the conference championship last year and the season before, correct?
When is the last time A&M did that?


The BDF doesnt count.
offenseguru
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Once you play an SEC schedule equivalent to what we played in the West days get back to us. You still don't have as big of a win as Jimbo and Sumlin both had, multiple times.
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