Military memes and jokes

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Please post military meme's and jokes. Love to see ones taking shots at Navy & Air Force!

Here is my starter meme:

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Always got a kick outta this one.
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For sale: French Army rifle. Never fired, only dropped once
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And the AI creation give me nightmares because I would swear I have witnessed them in person.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1c1rtYfUuR/

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1CQw8wDdN6/
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Ulysses90 said:

And the AI creation give me nightmares because I would swear I have witnessed them in person.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1c1rtYfUuR/

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1CQw8wDdN6/

Yeah kind gives me General Tommy Franks right after he got his 1st Star when I got a coin from him at NTC in late 80's.
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KentK93 said:

Ulysses90 said:

And the AI creation give me nightmares because I would swear I have witnessed them in person.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1c1rtYfUuR/

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1CQw8wDdN6/

Yeah kind gives me General Tommy Franks right after he got his 1st Star when I got a coin from him at NTC in late 80's.


You are right. I met him in 1991 when I was a student at FAOBC and he was a BG and the Deputy Commander of USAFAS.
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KentK93 said:



On a serious note, this is how I got my immunizations at Ft Knox in 1990 at OSUT. Those squirt guns hurt and if anybody tells you they didn't, well they are lying. Just looking at this photo makes my butt cheeks tighten up. If you flinched, you got a nice cut and had to get the blast again since it did not penetrate as it should.

Did I say my butt cheeks tighten up looking at this photo? It bears saying twice. Those who know, know.
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clarythedrill said:

KentK93 said:



On a serious note, this is how I got my immunizations at Ft Knox in 1990 at OSUT. Those squirt guns hurt and if anybody tells you they didn't, well they are lying. Just looking at this photo makes my butt cheeks tighten up. If you flinched, you got a nice cut and had to get the blast again since it did not penetrate as it should.

Did I say my butt cheeks tighten up looking at this photo? It bears saying twice. Those who know, know.

I only got one shot in all my years this way. It was during the Swine Flu "epidemic" around 1975 or so at Holloman AFB. I recall everyone on base, including dependants got the shot. They probalby used this technique due to the volume. I don't recall it being particularly painful but it was only one shot. I do remember one ot the medics testing his rig by shooting one of the metal miliaray waste baskets. That did get my attention.

One other point. The technique, as I understood it, is shown in the photo. The medic is supposed to hold one arm with his hand and press the gun firmly against the arm. One ot them took a break and another tried to hold two guns. It wasn't held squarely against the patient's arm and ripped it pretty well.
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F4GIB71 said:

clarythedrill said:

KentK93 said:



On a serious note, this is how I got my immunizations at Ft Knox in 1990 at OSUT. Those squirt guns hurt and if anybody tells you they didn't, well they are lying. Just looking at this photo makes my butt cheeks tighten up. If you flinched, you got a nice cut and had to get the blast again since it did not penetrate as it should.

Did I say my butt cheeks tighten up looking at this photo? It bears saying twice. Those who know, know.

I only got one shot in all my years this way. It was during the Swine Flu "epidemic" around 1975 or so at Holloman AFB. I recall everyone on base, including dependants got the shot. They probalby used this technique due to the volume. I don't recall it being particularly painful but it was only one shot. I do remember one ot the medics testing his rig by shooting one of the metal miliaray waste baskets. That did get my attention.

One other point. The technique, as I understood it, is shown in the photo. The medic is supposed to hold one arm with his hand and press the gun firmly against the arm. One ot them took a break and another tried to hold two guns. It wasn't held squarely against the patient's arm and ripped it pretty well.

I received my polio shot when I was 5 like this and again at MEPS in AZ in 1983 at the start of my Army years.
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