Howdy, whadaya got about to make Thousand Island. Note: if Mayo is required, will be using DUKE'S!

This is one of those things like making homemade ketchup; you're better off just grabbing a bottle of Heinz because you can't make it better.

Grab a bottle of your favorite Thousand Island dressing, and doctor it up to your liking.

Primal Kitchen mayo and ketchup...

I have never made or even thought of making TI dressing. But here's a recipe from a good source:

Thousand Island Dressing

This is an approximation I make it from scratch and eyeball:

1/2 Cup of Mayo
2 Tablespoons of: (Adjust to taste)
Green Pepper
Onion
Celery (You can substitute Dried Celery flakes or Celery salt if you do not have fresh)
Sweet pickle relish

1/2 to 1 Teaspoon of Worcestershire Sauce
1/2 teaspoon of salt

Stir together then add Ketchup to get the pink color you want. (Start with a 1 1/2 tablespoons and add to taste.