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'Shop Class with Stewade: Gus goes shopping

The Ags take on Auburn this Saturday, and if you're like me, you're eagerly anticipating the reveal of Gus Malzahn's gameday sweater vest. But there's always been a bigger question that needed answering: who designs these masterpieces? Turns out, it's the only other man alive who truly understands the nuanced world of college football sweater-vesting.
By Stewart Wade
September 15, 2016
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The Ags take on Auburn this Saturday, and if you're like me, you're eagerly anticipating the reveal of Gus Malzahn's gameday sweater vest. But there's always been a bigger question that needed answering: who designs these masterpieces? Turns out, it's the only other man alive who truly understands the nuanced world of college football sweater-vesting.

Thanks as always to the real brains behind the operation: Beware of Doug and J.P. 03.

Here are the high-res versions for full joke exploration:
Jim's Etsy shop
Gus's home office
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'Shop Class with Stewade: Gus goes shopping

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You just had to put in the horse collar...
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Amazing work!
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Awesome!
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12:16p, 9/15/16
Noice!
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12:20p, 9/15/16
The sips should get a free dildo with purchase
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12:55p, 9/15/16
Haha! Awesome!
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1:12p, 9/15/16
"Just the two of (G)us"

Dead.

This series is the best thing to happen to college football in a long time!
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1:19p, 9/15/16
Outstanding!
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In reply to agnerd • 1:56p, 9/15/16
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You just had to put in the horse collar...
The cake needed icing.
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2:00p, 9/15/16
Amazing.

The dead flowers addition was cooooold.
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Freaking genius
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3:08p, 9/15/16
How long does that take to create? I'm in awe.
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3:12p, 9/15/16
Stewade, you made my day again.
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Nice tip of the cap to Last Chance U
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Mad skillz
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Wow. Speechless at the effort and creativity. Just wow.
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1:43p, 9/22/16
Did Texags make that musical rendition of Sweater or was it from somewhere else?
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In reply to MidnightYell2003 • 1:50p, 9/22/16
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Did Texags make that musical rendition of Sweater or was it from somewhere else?
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