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"there's no crying in baseball"

Also anything Jon Lovitz says in this movie.
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11:28a, 9/4/25
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Welcome to Costco. I love you.
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11:39a, 9/4/25
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"You know, I think I've turned a corner...I beat the **** out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something..."
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11:56a, 9/4/25
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

Col Kilgore "Apocalypse Now"
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"That'll be the day"
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11:59a, 9/4/25
"Seven years of college down the drain."
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12:06p, 9/4/25
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"You eat **** for breakfast?"

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In reply to Hwy30East • 12:09p, 9/4/25
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Hwy30East said:
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

Thread was over on the second post.
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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In reply to Hwy30East • 12:12p, 9/4/25
Hwy30East said:
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

Did you know that one of the potential script lines for this was:
"Frankly my dear, the whole thing is a stench in my nostrils."

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12:20p, 9/4/25
The general board is losing its touch…

"Bye Felicia"
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Five foot nine. I didn't know they stacked sh-t that high!
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12:42p, 9/4/25
**** you, that's my name!
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In reply to PDEMDHC • 12:54p, 9/4/25
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PDEMDHC said:
Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Go away, baitin!
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12:58p, 9/4/25
You talk like a *** and your ****'s all ******ed.
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"It ain't dying I'm talking about, it's living" - Gus McCrae

"I'm Hub McCann" - Hub McCann, and of course the following lines.

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1:31p, 9/4/25
Go ahead punk. Make my day. Clint Eastwood Dirty Harry
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You had me at hello
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1:58p, 9/4/25
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You eat pieces of shlt for breakfast?
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2:33p, 9/4/25
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LET THERE BE LIGHT.

The Bible: In The Beginning John Huston




Followed closely by:

" I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on.
I don't do these things to other people and require the same from them."


John Wayne in The Shootist


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"Say Hello to My Little Friend"
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3:18p, 9/4/25
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need...roads."
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3:21p, 9/4/25
"There's no place like home"
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"Hey man, there's no birthday party for me in here."

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It's all ball bearings!
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"Bend over and I'll show you!"

(always one of my favorites to use on TA, and a fun response to many, many things)
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"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." Josie Wales
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"That sex was the most fun I've ever had without laughing". Woody Allen
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Or

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In reply to Jussayin • 4:13p, 9/4/25
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Jussayin said:
Go ahead punk. Make my day. Clint Eastwood Dirty Harry

Come on you took two different quotes from two different Dirty Harry movies and put them together!

Quote:
Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" from the original Dirty Harry

Quote:
"Go ahead, make my day" from the fourth film, Sudden Impact

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4:16p, 9/4/25
Think you used enough dynamite there Butch ...
Butch and Sundance
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In reply to Duckhook • 4:36p, 9/4/25
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Duckhook said:
"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." Josie Wales

One of my favorite movies.

My favorite line is "To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms."
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Is it safe?
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"A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough."
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