"Right turn, Clyde"
Greatest Line in Movie History
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Gee Ricky, I'm sorry your mom blew up.
John Cusack
John Cusack
Young Guns and YG2 have some great lines. To pick one.
Yoohoo. I'll make you famous.
Yoohoo. I'll make you famous.
trouble said:
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
I believe this is more than one line.
akaggie05 said:
"Get some"
Full Metal Jacket
Easy! You just don't lead'em as much!
Lighten up, Francis
Smokey and the Bandit
Buford T. Justice
"Happens every time one of those dancers starts poon-tangin' around with those show-folk ***s!"
Buford T. Justice
"Happens every time one of those dancers starts poon-tangin' around with those show-folk ***s!"
In Hoc Signo Vinces
Bruce Almighty said:trouble said:
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
I believe this is more than one line.
It's more than one sentence but it's one line.
Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
Smokey and the Bandit
Buford T. Justice
"Happens every time one of those dancers starts poon-tangin' around with those show-folk ***s!"
"Now don't go home.
And don't go to eat.
And don't take your clothes off on my highway. It ain't pretty!"
"Rommel, you magnificent *******….I READ YOUR BOOK!!!"
You sounded a little taller on radio.
In Hoc Signo Vinces
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
Les Nessman
Les Nessman
Patton
Patton
"They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans *****house would carry a pearl-handed pistol."
"Berlin! I'm going to personally shoot that paper-hangin' son of a *****!"
Patton
"They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans *****house would carry a pearl-handed pistol."
"Berlin! I'm going to personally shoot that paper-hangin' son of a *****!"
In Hoc Signo Vinces
Not to side track. But what's the deal with Imgur? I can't post pics and gifs the way I did before?
In Hoc Signo Vinces
Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
Patton
Patton
"They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans *****house would carry a pearl-handed pistol."
"Berlin! I'm going to personally shoot that paper-hangin' son of a *****!"
"We're going to keep fighting, IS THAT CLEAR?! We're going to attack all night, we're going to attack tomorrow morning. If we are not VICTORIOUS, let no man come back alive!"
APPLEBEES HAS RATS
You going to do something, or just stand there and bleed?
Duffel Pud said:
Better lines from that movie:
Two chicks at the same time, man.
There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Interesting, I had never heard that.
Best line from that movie.
No. No, man. ****, no man. I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.
No. No, man. ****, no man. I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But, it's still on the list.
I have to return some video tapes.
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Sixteen Candles
Dong
"No more yanky my wanky, the Donger need food."
Dong
"No more yanky my wanky, the Donger need food."
In Hoc Signo Vinces
BBRex said:
"Gee, I'm sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
Just go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
American Pie
"This one time, at band camp ..."
"This one time, at band camp ..."
"You're killin' me, Smalls!"
Emotional Support Cobra said:
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot.
trouble said:Emotional Support Cobra said:
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot.
This job would be great if it weren't for the f-ing customers.
Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
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