New coffee maker recc

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King of the Dairy Queen
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Liberal women make the best coffee. Careful though, they'll try to unionize and younhave to put up with the rest of that archtype.
King of the Dairy Queen
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Teslag said:

I ditched coffee for energy drinks. Better taste, easier, no mess, more caffeine.


Every day we stray further from God's light.
Milwaukees Best Light
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All energy drinks taste like some form of Sweet Tarts and they give me a headache. Coffee is the original energy drink.
maroon barchetta
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By coffee maker do you mean wife?
hbc07
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Breville Bambino Plus Espresso Machinel
Sit Down Rando
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WES2006AG said:

Technivorm Moccamaster

This is what you want and you will likely only need to buy it once.


This. Best drip coffee maker I've owned.
Blonde Coffee Beans
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I'm currently using a French press and making "espresso" made drinks
Ragoo
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Nespresso
Chipotlemonger
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I find that if you think the pour over is some insurmountable obstacle for your need time wise, then just stick with Keurig or get a Nespresso. A pour over will be about the same amount of work start to finish as some of these other suggestions that actually take more set up/take down/maintenance input.
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Teslag said:

I ditched coffee for energy drinks. Better taste, easier, no mess, more caffeine.


Caffeine pills.

13 bucks. 500 200mg pills
AggieArchitect04
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I like my coffee like I like my women.



















Without someone else's dick in it.
Eliminatus
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Wasn't there an Aggie SBO that roasted and sold their own beans a few years back. And not affiliated with TA?
Mega Lops
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

I am hoping Santa will bring me a new coffee maker.
are you four? Can you not do independent research?

My Tylenol is hitting extra hard today and I don't understand a grown up starting a thread implying a fake quasi-Christian hero who is bearded and overweight might bring a new coffee maker that has not even been identified yet.

How can the fake giver of gifts bring a caffeine distillation device if the OP hasn't identified what he wants?

Is the OP pretending to be a younger age to get a better spot in line for gift receiving?

Bad news:

Two months out from Christmas and the OP acts like Christmas letters that haven't gone out yet have time to be processed by the midget slaves locked away in leisure device manufacturing plants above the Arctic Circle.
Milwaukees Best Light
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Is that Tylenol helping with the pms cramps yet?
Jbob04
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What a weird fn post
Sit Down Rando
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Green2Maroon
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I rinse out the French press before starting the next batch. Usually throw it in the dishwasher once a week. It's pretty low maintenance.
UTExan
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Cowboy Kent Rollins' coffee:

“If you’re going to have crime it should at least be organized crime”
-Havelock Vetinari
Blonde Coffee Beans
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AggieArchitect04 said:

I like my coffee like I like my women.


Without someone else's dick in it.

Have you actually tried it tho?
Blonde Coffee Beans
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Mega Lops said:

Milwaukees Best Light said:

I am hoping Santa will bring me a new coffee maker.
are you four? Can you not do independent research?

My Tylenol is hitting extra hard today and I don't understand a grown up starting a thread implying a fake quasi-Christian hero who is bearded and overweight might bring a new coffee maker that has not even been identified yet.

How can the fake giver of gifts bring a caffeine distillation device if the OP hasn't identified what he wants?

Is the OP pretending to be a younger age to get a better spot in line for gift receiving?

Bad news:

Two months out from Christmas and the OP acts like Christmas letters that haven't gone out yet have time to be processed by the midget slaves locked away in leisure device manufacturing plants above the Arctic Circle.


That sounds like something other than Tylenol
BBRex
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Might need to switch to Midol.
Jawn Dough
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Green2Maroon said:

I rinse out the French press before starting the next batch. Usually throw it in the dishwasher once a week. It's pretty low maintenance.

We get it, bro. You're so cool and hip that you make your coffee with a french press.
Green2Maroon
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That was more for the OP. He mentioned it might be too much work.
Jawn Dough
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The guy feels that making coffee with reuseable K-cups is too much work and you thought it was a good idea to recommend using a French press? I think you just want to brag that you love coffee so much that you use a French press.

OP is lazy and wants a coffee maker that grinds and brews a cup of coffee for him. He wants to wake up and press a button and then go take a sht and after he's done, go enjoy a hot cup of coffee.
Green2Maroon
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He might do best with a drip coffeemaker that has a grinder built in. That's about as easy as it gets while still grinding your own beans.
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javajaws said:

This is the answer. I don't do coffee but my wife does. Have one of these for a couple years now and she says its the best. Buy once, cry once. Same with the Zojirushi rice cookers.


Zojirushi also makes insulated mugs that work almost too well. They will keep coffee piping hot for over 6 hours.
Milwaukees Best Light
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Jawn Dough said:

The guy feels that making coffee with reuseable K-cups is too much work and you thought it was a good idea to recommend using a French press? I think you just want to brag that you love coffee so much that you use a French press.

OP is lazy and wants a coffee maker that grinds and brews a cup of coffee for him. He wants to wake up and press a button and then go take a sht and after he's done, go enjoy a hot cup of coffee.

This guy gets me.
kyledr04
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That reminds me of a good memory. For years, my Granny setup the coffee pot every night so at 5am when my Pop got up he could just the flip switch on exactly like the post above mentioned. And, his favorite beer was Milwaukee Best Light. Must be something about those guys.

Green2Maroon
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We used to call that beer "the beast".
kyledr04
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Some people swear its miller lite in a different can
Slicer97
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Teslag said:

I ditched coffee for energy drinks. Better taste, easier, no mess, more caffeine.

Either you're lying or your taste in beverages is as bad as your taste in vehicles.
SoulSlaveAG2005
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Built my own grinder box and pour over stand. Makes a great cup.

This message has been approved by Brad, Jerry and Mitch..
ThunderCougarFalconBird
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La Spaziale linea mini is my machine.

But I'm upgrading to the La Marzocco after bonus season.
Teslag
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Slicer97 said:

Teslag said:

I ditched coffee for energy drinks. Better taste, easier, no mess, more caffeine.

Either you're lying or your taste in beverages is as bad as your taste in vehicles.


Why do you hate diesel trucks and C8 vettes?
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

Jawn Dough said:

The guy feels that making coffee with reuseable K-cups is too much work and you thought it was a good idea to recommend using a French press? I think you just want to brag that you love coffee so much that you use a French press.

OP is lazy and wants a coffee maker that grinds and brews a cup of coffee for him. He wants to wake up and press a button and then go take a sht and after he's done, go enjoy a hot cup of coffee.

This guy gets me.


Wait, yall sht before the coffee?
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