I Found It! Quick! Get a GRed and have him fill this out!

http://www.ulc.org/index.php?destination=colorOrdination

Free online pastoral ordination from the Universal Life Church!

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If you can read this in English, thank a Soldier.

"WELCOME to the UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH

Reverend (Opie03)


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If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you can read this in English, thank a Soldier.

That's were I got ordained to preside over my friend's wedding.

Pastor Threeball

I think this one is a lil more appropriate....

http://www.beerchurch.com/Default.aspx?tabid=1214

and then when used together with ULC its totally legal....

70 days, 20 hours, 53 minutes, 43 seconds


You guys are slacking today, Your Holinesses.

69

68 days, 18 hours, 52 min, 40 sec

67!

66 days, 21 hours, 55 minutes, 02 seconds!



ONE, TWO, F*** t.u.!


Remember '99.
OC Hogs Build Bonfire!

65 Days, 22 Hours, 55 Minutes, 09seconds!

wait... what day is first cut?

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wait... what day is first cut?

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OCt. 7th. (A&M @ Kansas)


Remember '99.
OC Hogs Build Bonfire!

64 days (I wish I had done 69 days...)

Will there be Sunday cut?

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Will there be Sunday cut?

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If there weren't, we'd have to go to church...

... well, except you. You'd miss Tabernacle for first cut. Not that you'd miss it, you just wouldn't be there. ... I mean... Mel Gibson is your friend. Really.


Remember '99.
OC Hogs Build Bonfire!

Didn't you read? I got ordained last week! I will be holding a non-denominational service at Sunday Cuts for all those interested.

Dress Code: Grodes
Bring your own Bible.

The first sermon on October 8th will be composed of a short testimonial followed by a message titled "Faith: Belief Beyond Proof"

(Opie03)'s 1st Congregation of the Woods, a division of the Universal Life Church.



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If you can read this in English, thank a Soldier.

can I get an a-whoop?

no, but you can get an ARRRR

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If things go REALLY well... yes to both.

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Snoball, I know a couple of Clements guys who are interested. Would you mind taking them with you?

Hey Snoball, my sister came from Lechner. She's trying to disassociate herself from lechner though, so if you can't talk her into comming out with ya'll I'm sending her OC's way.

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Hey Snoball, my sister came from Lechner. She's trying to disassociate herself from lechner though, so if you can't talk her into comming out with ya'll I'm sending her OC's way.

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We'll be happy to "put your sister to work." ...uh...
I mean Brooke will keep her away from Nick to make sure she stays lilly-white and virginal! Yeah! That's it!


Remember '99.
OC Hogs Build Bonfire!

She's already got a Mexican...she doesn't need nick

Nerd Bonfire accepts all willing members regardless of race, creed, or varying hotness of your sister.

63 days!!

62

61 days, 19 hours, 14 minutes, and 15 seconds!!

60 dias

59 days!

shhhfittyy eight

57 days

LVI Diem.


Remember '99.
OC Hogs Build Bonfire!

55 days!

54!

53!

52! (on the east coast at least)