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Sapper Redux said:

Ah, yes, the path to good ole Supply Side Jesus. https://www.beliefnet.com/news/2003/09/the-gospel-of-supply-side-jesus.aspx


For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "The one who is unwilling to work shall not eat."

2 Thes. 3:10.
It takes a special kind of brainwashed useful idiot to politically defend government fraud, waste, and abuse.
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Plinius pumped his fist and gave a little "Yeeeah boy" under his breath after his commanding officer told him he would be guarding the tomb of "this Jewish dude" who had apparently been causing some trouble.
"I'm glad they didn't put me where the action is - I really needed some downtime," Plinius said to his fellow soldier, Martinus, who was absentmindedly throwing rocks at a stump some thirty feet away. "I know we joined up for the action, but once you get into the military, you start to appreciate the more chill assignments."

"I mean, guarding a tomb - how hard can it be?" he added. "Dead guys don't typically get up and walk away, you know what I mean? HA!"

"Hey, I bet you I can hit that boulder over there before you can, Marty." The two spent a few hours trying to hit things with rocks before lining up some pottery and taking turns trying to nail them with their spears.

"Boy, I tell ya. This is the life. And to think some suckers got assigned to patrol on the other side of the city today! The Jews are all riled up about something or another. I'm glad I'm out here with you, bud."
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jkag89 said:



Funny because of the comment. Assume God gives credit if sung with a proper heart if even the voice is wanting.


I don't remember the exact context, but I heard a pastor once say that God appreciates loud and bad singing even more because of the boldness of the prayers of the singer. I told my brother he was talking to him.
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swimmerbabe11 said:

jkag89 said:



Funny because of the comment. Assume God gives credit if sung with a proper heart if even the voice is wanting.


I don't remember the exact context, but I heard a pastor once say that God appreciates loud and bad singing even more because of the boldness of the prayers of the singer. I told my brother he was talking to him.


Bonhoeffer approves!
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Great thread....
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kurt vonnegut said:


From your meme to God's ears...
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I laughed way too hard
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I know, like I was actually mad at myself for how much I giggled. it's so dumb and borderline offensive but actually hilarious.
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swimmerbabe11 said:


You beat me to it!

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