Fan kicked out of WNBA game

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nbbob
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Apparently the person who threw it received a one year ban from attending WNBA games. Doesn't that risk encouraging others to do it?
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YellowPot_97 said:

How do you think the dildos were smuggled in past security…?

Depends on the perp. If it's a dude, probably in his pants. If the perp is female, however, there's alternative possibilities. In which case, so much for the dusting for fingerprints idea. Maybe a swab for DNA?

I think the WNBA is missing an opportunity here. Much like the water bottle flip challenge, they could use this to increase fan participation in a dildo flip challenge. See who can fling one onto the court and have it land upright and at full salute. Maybe win a Subaru or something if successful.
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TX AG 88 said:

Isn't most of the hair actually from India?


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If throwing something into the court gets you arrested, I know a bunch of Baylor bears who should have gone to jail.

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You can place a bet on the next dildo color

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Fat Black Swan
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YellowPot_97 said:

How do you think the dildos were smuggled in past security…?


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If the WNBA ever plays a game in Austin, it'll be raining dildos
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carl spacklers hat said:

YellowPot_97 said:

How do you think the dildos were smuggled in past security…?

Depends on the perp. If it's a dude, probably in his pants. If the perp is female, however, there's alternative possibilities. In which case, so much for the dusting for fingerprints idea. Maybe a swab for DNA?

I think the WNBA is missing an opportunity here. Much like the water bottle flip challenge, they could use this to increase fan participation in a dildo flip challenge. See who can fling one onto the court and have it land upright and at full salute. Maybe win a Subaru or something if successful.

If it's a dude there are also "alternative possibilities." Especially for a dude who would attend a WNBA game.
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Fat Black Swan said:



29.99 for a ticket? You can just place the sex toy on the floor since that is probably courtside seat money. I figured 10 rows back might be 5-8 bucks.

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Fat Black Swan said:




Wait a minute….


WNBA tickets are 30 bucks!?!?
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Sophie Cunningham talks dildo gate amongst other things

This is the second episode of her podcast I've watched and she's really entertaining and easy on the eyes


“ How you fellas doin? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.”
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Definitely easy on the eyes. Any idea if she's a lickalottapus or does she like dudes?
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carl spacklers hat said:

Definitely easy on the eyes. Any idea if she's a lickalottapus or does she like dudes?


Heterosexual without a doubt. She's not ashamed to be either
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So you're saying there's a chance!
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They are trying to build the tradition like hats on a hat trick or fish on the ice in Nashville or the octopus in Detroit the rats in Florida..........

WNBA, dildos when a layup is made.
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Clay vows to put together the greatest legal defense team since OJ to get-off the green-dildo thrower.

Godspeed Clay, godspeed.
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Pls let the raining of dildos never end in this league
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Sophie Cunningham seems to be getting a good laugh out of it.
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They should just accept it and start doing dildo tosses as a promotion gimmick. Maybe they could do different colors like the baseball dot races or something
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agent-maroon said:

They should just accept it and start promoting dildo tosses as a promotion gimmick. Maybe they could do different colors like the baseball dot races or something


Still waiting on dude perfect to see if they can throw a dildo from the stands into a flashlight from the top deck.
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zgolfz85 said:

Pls let the raining of dildos never end in this league


LoL

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Guess I will take the ban.
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It was funny. Now it's stupid.
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I see an excellent cross marketing opportunity with another brand that definitely would support the WNBA

 
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