https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-heads-to-alaska-to-negotiate-historic-truce-between-humans-bears
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These incidents are not isolated. They fit into a larger operational and political pattern: each time high-level talks are scheduled Kiev steps up attacks on Russian regions. The results are the same: civilian deaths, destruction of civilian infrastructure, and an attempt to create a cloud over the diplomatic process.
The same happened in late May and early June 2025, just before the second round of RussiaUkraine talks in Istanbul, when two bridges in Russian territory were blown up. The attacks killed seven civilians and injured over seventy more.
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Why Alaska is different
Against this backdrop, Moscow views the Alaska talks as uniquely promising not because they will magically end the war in one session, but because of who is not at the table. Neither Zelensky nor the EU will be present. Instead, the discussions will be between Putin and Trump, leaders who, in Moscow's reading, operate from a position of pragmatic realism.
That realism includes acknowledging Russia's current battlefield advantages. Moscow believes it is winning the war, and that any serious settlement will reflect that balance of power. For the Kremlin, the likely outcome is that Ukraine will have to give up some or all of the contested territories a step Zelensky would fiercely resist, and the EU would likely block outright if they were part of the talks.
Without them, however, such a settlement becomes more feasible. The logic is straightforward: first, Putin and Trump agree on the framework; then, Trump leverages Washington's decisive influence over Kiev to bring Zelensky on board. In Moscow's calculus, this is where Trump's role is crucial. Without American military and financial support, Kiev would not have been able to sustain the war effort for nearly as long as it has.
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On those next steps, President Trump said if the meeting with Putin goes well it is possible the two leaders will stage a joint press-conference. If things do not go well, he said he'd host a solo one to explain what had happened to the world media, before immediately flying back to Washington D.C..
He said: "depending on what happens with my meeting, I'm going to be calling up President Zelensky and let's get him over to wherever we're going to meet. I don't know where we're going to have the second meeting, but we have an idea of three different locations. Including the possibility, because it would be by far the easiest, of staying in Alaska."
He continued: "It would certainly be convenient if we had a very good meeting, I'm going to let them negotiate their deal, I'm not going to negotiate their deal… If it's a bad meeting, I'm not calling anybody. I'm going home… But if it's a good meeting, I'm going to call President Zelensky and the European leaders".
On the eve of the historic peace talks between President Trump and President Putin, Zelensky does this.
— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) August 15, 2025
Zelensky doesn’t want peace and obviously is trying to sabotage President Trump’s heroic efforts to end the war in Ukraine.
I pray peace prevails! 🙏 https://t.co/gJWN3T520Q
🚨INSANE: Trump says if his Putin meeting goes “bad,” he won’t call Zelensky - he’ll just “go home” to do Fox & Friends.
— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) August 14, 2025
“I don’t want to talk about a second meeting,” says Trump… after talking about it for 48 hours.
The shitty reality TV star is treating war like reality TV. pic.twitter.com/EuPTNGRCqx
Lavrov flew to Alaska wearing a USSR T-shirt
— Zlatti71 (@Zlatti_71) August 15, 2025
Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov arrived in Alaska wearing a sweater with the inscription "USSR" made by the Chelyabinsk company SelSovet.
Lavrov told journalists that he had already been to Alaska. When asked if he felt… pic.twitter.com/YaN6rzw8D3
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Exactly as predicted
Peace with Russia is the path for American security & prosperity. https://t.co/D859c60yoR
— Robert Barnes (@barnes_law) August 14, 2025
NBC reports Putin will get a red-carpet welcome in Alaska, with Trump greeting him in person. pic.twitter.com/dCgIkZz4Dz
— Polymarket Intel (@PolymarketIntel) August 15, 2025
ChrisTAMU said:
What an absolutely brain dead, childish take.
nortex97 said:On the eve of the historic peace talks between President Trump and President Putin, Zelensky does this.
— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) August 15, 2025
Zelensky doesn’t want peace and obviously is trying to sabotage President Trump’s heroic efforts to end the war in Ukraine.
I pray peace prevails! 🙏 https://t.co/gJWN3T520Q
Exactly as predicted.
Yukon Cornelius said:
Talking about Iraq?
ChrisTAMU said:
Arresting visitors from a nuclear state during peace negotiations on our soil. That's the precedent you want to set? Surely, you're joking.
docb said:
Every one of those Russian fckrs should be arrested.
( @realDonaldTrump - Truth Social Post )
— Donald J Trump Posts TruthSocial (@TruthTrumpPost) August 15, 2025
( Donald J. Trump - Aug 15, 2025, 9:58 AM ET )
I had a wonderful talk with the highly respected President of Belarus, Aleksandr Lukashenko. The purpose of the call was to thank him for the release of 16 prisoners… pic.twitter.com/6DbUYsBkr9
FIDO_Ags said:Quote:
Exactly as predicted
You're silence when Russian drones hit civilian buildings in Ukraine speaks volumes.
‼️🇬🇧🇺🇦 London declared readiness to send troops to Ukraine as peacekeepers after a ceasefire
— Zlatti71 (@Zlatti_71) August 15, 2025
▪️ Britain is ready to deploy peacekeeping troops in Ukraine in the event of a ceasefire, said Defense Secretary John Healey.
▪️ According to him, this will help strengthen the achieved… pic.twitter.com/qEgCdfqYGT
Waffledynamics said:FIDO_Ags said:Quote:
Exactly as predicted
You're silence when Russian drones hit civilian buildings in Ukraine speaks volumes.
Again, and again, and again.
Yukon Cornelius said:
Young british men into the meat grinder.
nortex97 said:Yukon Cornelius said:
Young british men into the meat grinder.
Please.
London has all of…wait for it, 20-25 tanks. This is not the British Army of 1943, or 1916, or any other year. No "Old Contemptible's" with ranks of combat-experienced soldiers exist for the Union Jack. Starmer may want to sound like Churchill this year, but the cold hard reality is they have practically zero deployable combat forces to send to Kiev.
Maybe a company-size element. They can't even protect their refueling aircraft (A330's) on the tarmac back in the UK from their jihadists.
TexAgs91 said:
Maybe he wants his country back?
I know he probably doesn't stand a chance, but there's something to be said for the never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never attitude
This is too good 😂😭
— Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 (@TheRicanMemes) August 15, 2025
pic.twitter.com/JaLVJB0CjF
TexAgs91 said:
Maybe he wants his country back?
I know he probably doesn't stand a chance, but there's something to be said for the never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never attitude