Go Woke, Go Broke - Amazon remake of "War of the Worlds"

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LMCane
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92ags said:

I remember when the Tom Cruise version came out, went to watch on Friday night about 9pm. Some poor idiot had his 5 yo son (approximate) at the late show. When we walked out that night, heat lightening was filling the sky. That kid started screaming, they're her Daddy, they're here. Crying like someone who thought he was going do die. I laughed.


that is crazy because same thing happened when I saw it in the movie theater in DC!!

driving back north to maryland my buddy and me on the Clara Barton Freeway and lightning all over the place.

LMCane
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did anyone else cheer when Cruise knocked off leftist Tim Robbins?!?!

then imagine how leftist and crazy Susan Sarandon has to be for him to divorce her!
outofstateaggie
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Watched an interview the other day where the content being produced by platforms like Amazon, Apple, and such are described as loss leaders. The object is not really to produce good content, but to simply act as a loss leader to protect/retain customer base and enhance the primary revenue generator.
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SquirrellyDan
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AgNav93 said:

Logos Stick said:

AgNav93 said:

I bet they loved it on the Entertainment board.


And they will argue long and hard that it's not woke!

There's a poster over there that just gushes over anything woke. He praised the movie Sinners like it was Citizen Kane. When it in reality it was just "From Dusk Till Dawn" with black people.


I watched Sinners and "woke" never crossed my mind. It was an entertaining movie, nothing more or less.
Aggie Dad 26
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AlaskanAg99 said:

Was pretty drunk one night and had it on in the background.

Imagine a whole movie was filmed with the actors being in a Teams call. Thats the movie.


Can't be
Jugstore Cowboy
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I wonder if Cube even left his house to make this. It looks like something he did to kill time during Covid lockdowns.

It looks so low budget that they had to cast Ice Cube because they couldn't afford O'Shea Jackson Jr.
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looks like it could give hudson hawk a run for its money. for those that have seen this brice willis movie you know what i mean.
Im Gipper
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Has anyone figured out whats "woke" about it yet?

I'm Gipper
bigblock
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I just had to see what the hype was about. Oh man it's ultra stupid! Made for a good laugh though.
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Im Gipper said:

Has anyone figured out whats "woke" about it yet?
From watching the "Pitch Meeting" video above, its probably the anti-government run by whitie portion of the film.
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AgNav93 said:

Logos Stick said:

AgNav93 said:

I bet they loved it on the Entertainment board.


And they will argue long and hard that it's not woke!

There's a poster over there that just gushes over anything woke. He praised the movie Sinners like it was Citizen Kane. When it in reality it was just "From Dusk Till Dawn" with black people.


Sinners was great, and sir, it's dusk till dawn with black people meets o brother where art thou.
AggieKatie2
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Sinners was a solid movie in a largely bled dry genre.
Dr. Mephisto
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Urban Ag said:

The only way that 49 second clip could have been better is if Cube had a pic in his hair, an NWA t-shirt on, and said listen up mother ****** this is a mother ***in' top secret military ****in base, you punkass mother ****er



I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERF#@$%@# SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERF#@$%$#@ PLANE!
SgtBarbarossa
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I think this movie is "woke" in the same way all old people are "boomers". Its become a catch-all term for complaining about something so it's lost its original meaning.
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Stupe said:

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I watched the first half and it didn't feel particularly woke for any reason. But it was extremely boring. So there's that

Well...."woke", "boring", and "bad" are all interchangeable words when talking about entertainment. libs.

FIFY
infinity ag
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Amazon CEO Andy Jassy needs to be fired.

He's turned out to be such a loser. Stock is barely up 1% this year. Employees hate him. AWS business losing share.
Im Gipper
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infinity ag said:

Amazon CEO Andy Jassy needs to be fired.

He's turned out to be such a loser. Stock is barely up 1% this year. Employees hate him. AWS business losing share.


On brand.

I'm Gipper
infinity ag
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Im Gipper said:

infinity ag said:

Amazon CEO Andy Jassy needs to be fired.

He's turned out to be such a loser. Stock is barely up 1% this year. Employees hate him. AWS business losing share.


On brand.


Sheet rolls downhill.
It is only in the US that we blame the lowest on the hierarchy which is why we are no longer "great".

Amazon can go woke only if Jassy signed off on the wokeness.
Come Out Roll
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Based entirely on that clip, this movie has gotta be a spoof on the real one, right???
LMCane
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not really

BATTLE:LA is more of a remake of Independence Day

the entire point to WOW is that the Martians are defeated by the Earth germs

in Independence Day they weren't martians and they were taken out by Jeff Goldblum being the first hacker.
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LMCane said:

not really

BATTLE:LA is more of a remake of Independence Day

the entire point to WOW is that the Martians are defeated by the Earth germs

in Independence Day they weren't martians and they were taken out by Jeff Goldblum being the first hacker.



Alien computer system brought down by Earth computer virus.

The plot doesn't need to be exactly the same.
LMCane
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This guy never lets us down!!

literally more entertaining than watching the actual movies!
revvie
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War of the Worlds was one of the first scifi books that I read. Watched the previous two movies. Each tries to put a more modern spin on the theme. Woke....meh. Cheaply made with poor acting. if its trying to promote a woke agenda they failed miserably.
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Why was it filmed that way???? Is Ice Cube's character supposed to be agoraphobic or something? Can't leave the house?
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AgNav93 said:

I bet they loved it on the Entertainment board.

Every time I venture over there and read some of the posts and I'm surprised when I start seeing a bunch of lefty posts. Then I remember I'm not on the the politics board.
Some strange takes over there.
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Who?mikejones! said:

Krombopulos Michael said:



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'War of The Worlds' was released on Prime with a historic 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Many movie goers claim that this movie is one of the most WOKE product placement filled films to ever be created and even going as far to claim that this entire movie was created to promote Amazon.

The complaints might appear to drastic until one watches this film, it is undoubtedly the worst depiction of the HG Wells classic.


I'm sure Amazon will survive but if they keep hiring the fools that made this, it's going to get harder and harder to stay in business.

49 second clip is all you need to watch. Its terrible.

Got to love the product placement.....


Can't be worse the mac and me. Though mac and me does have great gifs






Having suffered through watching Mac and Me as a kid really makes me appreciate Paul Rudd's running gag.
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revvie said:

War of the Worlds was one of the first scifi books that I read. Watched the previous two movies. Each tries to put a more modern spin on the theme. Woke....meh. Cheaply made with poor acting. if its trying to promote a woke agenda they failed miserably.

The best production was Orsen Well's radio broadcast. You could imagine any theme you wanted. It is/was the most realistic and quite frankly, terrifying.
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Im Gipper said:

What is the Woke part?

There is not one. Its just terrible. Sci-Fi is by far my fav genre but this was beyond terrible. So bad that anyone that had a major role in the design, production, and acting in this turd should be banned from having anything to do with film, forever.
ttu_85
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infinity ag said:

Amazon CEO Andy Jassy needs to be fired.

He's turned out to be such a loser. Stock is barely up 1% this year. Employees hate him. AWS business losing share.

No. Lots of good stuff. David was outstanding. Jack Reacher is a blast. Prime has some good stuff.

Now Netflix is where you find the woke lefty trash and Black Roman emperors. Stranger Things is the only thing on there worth a flip
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doubledog said:

revvie said:

War of the Worlds was one of the first scifi books that I read. Watched the previous two movies. Each tries to put a more modern spin on the theme. Woke....meh. Cheaply made with poor acting. if its trying to promote a woke agenda they failed miserably.

The best production was Orsen Well's radio broadcast. You could imagine any theme you wanted. It is/was the most realistic and quite frankly, terrifying.

Ill go with Tom Cruise's 2005 effort. Very well done and very creepy. That said absolutely- major props to the legendary 1930's broadcast.
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ts5641 said:

AgNav93 said:

I bet they loved it on the Entertainment board.

Every time I venture over there and read some of the posts and I'm surprised when I start seeing a bunch of lefty posts. Then I remember I'm not on the the politics board.
Some strange takes over there.

The funny thing is the lack of self awareness by a few of the posters on that board. They will post lefty stuff, but if anyone dares to disagree or if they call out the politics of a movie.....they throw a tantrum and tell you to go back to F16.

They even do it on threads about movies that are political or have had actors make political comments about the movie.
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A_Gang_Ag_06 said:

If not for TexAgs, I would have never even heard of this. Did they even promote it? This sounds so dumb.

Same.

I have Prime and I don't remember seeing any promos for this, and I'm on Prime video daily.
There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the later ignorance. Hippocrates
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Im Gipper said:

Has anyone figured out whats "woke" about it yet?

Posted on page 1 by LMCane
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thegoodolag15 said:

That clip almost makes me want to watch it


that is The Room level bad.....and now I have to watch it. That's incredible.
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