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In reply to Btron • 10:26a, 10/6/25
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Warby Parker reps being worried about having their product connected to the game was genius

Is it just me, because I'm in Austin, or does the All State commercial with the kid that kicks open Bevo's gate show up for everyone else, or is it just the Austin audience? I'm ready for that one to go off the air and fast!


I watch the games on Sling in Georgia and it shows up a lot. Same with Allstate's other Michigan commercial.
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In reply to Btron • 10:28a, 10/6/25
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Btron said:
EllisCoAg said:
Warby Parker reps being worried about having their product connected to the game was genius

Is it just me, because I'm in Austin, or does the All State commercial with the kid that kicks open Bevo's gate show up for everyone else, or is it just the Austin audience? I'm ready for that one to go off the air and fast!



They cast it well because both of the young men have extremely punchable faces.
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10:45a, 10/6/25
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Yup. Funny.

I do like how Florida has Death, Georgia has Hope, A&M has BAS.

The Vandy Pimp is still such a great bit. They will probably give him a rest for a bit to keep it fresh, but still.

The more A&M is not in these, the better.

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11:01a, 10/6/25
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With all the byes, they still came up with a good one. More good one-liners, back-to-back-to-back.
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11:19a, 10/6/25
Probably one of my favorite jokes over the years are the mid-season bowl game references as team's seasons start slipping
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11:36a, 10/6/25
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11:38a, 10/6/25
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"Looks like Texas is back."

Had to hit the pause button on that line...so perfect!
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In reply to AgLA06 • 2:24p, 10/6/25
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I was really afraid we were gonna get mentioned with UCLA


For what? Beating the spread?!?

The hell is wrong with you?

UCLA sending Penn to the ER much like they did to us in 2017...


I don't even understand why this would cross your mind this season.

Since UCLA came outta no where to put the hurt on Penn, I was half expecting one of them to say something along the lines of "Wow, we haven't seen a case like this since 2017!"

That's it. Goodness..
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2:28p, 10/6/25
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Cmon folks, it's not Penn … it's State Penn.
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4:20p, 10/6/25
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If Oklahoma beats Texas, Texas will be pronounced dead after 0-2 in SEC games and 0-3 against Power 4 teams.
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In reply to Drunken Overseas Bettor • 6:20p, 10/6/25
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Btron said:
EllisCoAg said:
Warby Parker reps being worried about having their product connected to the game was genius

Is it just me, because I'm in Austin, or does the All State commercial with the kid that kicks open Bevo's gate show up for everyone else, or is it just the Austin audience? I'm ready for that one to go off the air and fast!


It's on constantly in Houston. It makes as much sense as the truck commercial that airs during Astros games saying they have a manufacturing plant in "Texas towns like Arlington." About the most tone deaf thing you could say to Astro fans.

It's on in Colorado also
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In reply to ABATTBQ11 • 6:47p, 10/6/25
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"Texas is back"

Loved that one

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i know matt mitchell doesn't get as much love here as SEC shorts but i think he's pretty funny and y'all definitely need to see his video of this past weekend as well....

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In reply to jokershady • 8:31a
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i know matt mitchell doesn't get as much love here as SEC shorts but i think he's pretty funny and y'all definitely need to see his video of this past weekend as well....



One of his better efforts. 7.2

Still, that dude is cringe as F
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In reply to TyperWoods • 8:38a
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TyperWoods said:
jokershady said:
i know matt mitchell doesn't get as much love here as SEC shorts but i think he's pretty funny and y'all definitely need to see his video of this past weekend as well....



One of his better efforts. 7.2

Still, that dude is cringe as F


Cringe is a verb. It's not an adverb.
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In reply to Kenneth_2003 • 8:47a
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Kenneth_2003 said:
TyperWoods said:
jokershady said:
i know matt mitchell doesn't get as much love here as SEC shorts but i think he's pretty funny and y'all definitely need to see his video of this past weekend as well....



One of his better efforts. 7.2

Still, that dude is cringe as F


Cringe is a verb. It's not an adverb.
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I'm just glad that the fad of using the term "cringeworthy" has died off. Such a stupid word.
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In reply to TXAG 05 • 8:58a
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TXAG 05 said:
Kenneth_2003 said:
TyperWoods said:
jokershady said:
i know matt mitchell doesn't get as much love here as SEC shorts but i think he's pretty funny and y'all definitely need to see his video of this past weekend as well....



One of his better efforts. 7.2

Still, that dude is cringe as F


Cringe is a verb. It's not an adverb.
Pet peeve

I'm just glad that the fad of using the term "cringeworthy" has died off. Such a stupid word.

No kidding. That trend was so cringeworthy.
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In reply to Tex117 • 12:03p
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Tex117 said:
Yup. Funny.

I do like how Florida has Death, Georgia has Hope, A&M has BAS.

The Vandy Pimp is still such a great bit. They will probably give him a rest for a bit to keep it fresh, but still.

The more A&M is not in these, the better.


They turn the cringe to 11 when they spoof our yell leaders.
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In reply to Cromagnum • 12:42p
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Tex117 said:
Yup. Funny.

I do like how Florida has Death, Georgia has Hope, A&M has BAS.

The Vandy Pimp is still such a great bit. They will probably give him a rest for a bit to keep it fresh, but still.

The more A&M is not in these, the better.


They turn the cringe to 11 when they spoof our yell leaders.

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In reply to Kenneth_2003 • 4:56p
Kenneth_2003 said:
TyperWoods said:
jokershady said:
i know matt mitchell doesn't get as much love here as SEC shorts but i think he's pretty funny and y'all definitely need to see his video of this past weekend as well....



One of his better efforts. 7.2

Still, that dude is cringe as F


Cringe is a verb. It's not an adverb.
Pet peeve


Buns then


Just hanging with what today's gen Lin going

Ya dig?

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